A/N: Hey guys, this is my first fanfiction on this site. I was getting kinda bored so I decided to write one. This is supposed to be an humorous fic, but I will focus on all other genres equally. And I also will include all the major shippings.
I always liked ash's personality because it is so easy to work with, and his density the thing that I liked most. So this ash will same as its anime counterpart i.e "not at all romantic". Enough of my blabbering, enjoy the story…
Disclaimer: I never owned pokemon nor I will own in future.
Chapter 1- reunion impact
"How long are they gonna take?" said an annoyed Ash Ketchum.
"Pika pika" the rodent on his shoulder backed him up. He is waiting for his old friends at cerulean city port.
The 17 year old is leaning against the seaside railing. He is a wannabe Pokémon master (likely). But he had been role played by the annoying anime writers who only wanted him to be a reckless hero in a premature storyline, that's why they made him loose in both indigo, silver and hoenn league. Jeez how could he be a Pokémon master if he ends only in top 't he had to become a champion in every region which exits in Pokémon world to be a Pokémon master?.
Ash had a flashback
5 years ago after beating hoenn league (at top 8) and battle frontier he learned the most fundamental part...
"If I stayed in the anime they will never ever let me even be a league champion, forget the master."
Thought a depressed Ash.
"pikapi?" asked a worried Pikachu.
"Nothing" he lied.
"Pikachu" Pikachu cocked his head. He sighed.
After a week he learnt something interesting…..
"There is an even greater part of Pokémon franchise than the Pokémon anime itself." Ash read the Nintendo magazine, which was bought to his bedroom by his tailow.
"Pikachu", "tailowww" both Pikachu and tailow mumbled.
"These are the Pokémon games "Ash continued reading.
As he continued reading his eyes became wide in amazement.
"Oh boy, this is the real Pokémon thing" Ash shouted out so loud that Pikachu jumped in shock and Ash's face become almost like 5 year old.
"Pika Pikachu?" Pikachu asked.
"Well I think I have found the way to become a Pokémon master!" Said Ash as he directed a thumb up at Pikachu's direction.
After that he decided to try out the gaming world as the game's main hero. Well at that time generation –III games were already out of stock so he had no choice but to leap for generation-IV games.
He left kanto without telling anyone but prof. oak about this crazy idea.
"Ash this is insane..." he remembered prof. oak's warning voice.
"Don't worry prof., I will be alright.." Ash shouted as he ran off from his lab with Pikachu following him.
"That boy will never learn" professor sighed.
After that he played through both gen-IV and gen-V and suffered all the crazy things that the games offered him and completed all the game events (please play the games for details).
When he asked about the next Pokémon game he was informed that Pokémon x and y are not releasing till October.
So Ash decided to head back home.
He knew it very well that his mom and friends are going to kill him if he showed up after 5 years.
Ash decided to take the risk.
His mom was angry at first but her anger soon melted as he said sorry, and soon he was engulfed in that bone crushing hug.
Then he went to prof's lab to greet his Pokémon and Tracey. prof was also too happy to see him.
When asked about Tracey prof. told him that Tracey and Gary are being invited to misty's birthday party and Brock is escorting them there.
"Well professor call them and inform them that I will wait for them at cerulean port" Ash said as he asked Pikachu to grab his backpack from his house.
"But Ash" professor asked surprisingly "how the hell are you going to get there before them?"
"Leave it on me prof..." Ash smirked as he get out of the lab.
So here he is, waiting for them at the port and they are no show.
"pika pikachuu pika" Pikachu tugged his arm.
"What?" he asked as Pikachu pointed at the east end of the port. There are three people standing alongside a blue suv and one of them he suspected is on his knees. He further noticed that there's a young lady in front of the man.
He smiled and started to walk closer.
"You have stolen my heart at first sight. But that is even false; the truth is that you have my heart since my heart has beaten for the first time. So here I am, your knight in shining armor. Take my hand and we will fly together." Brock said to the lady.
"But I've met you just now" the lady answered. At this Brock acted like he is having a heart attack and shriveled down clutching his heart.
"Don't say things like that, my love…." Everybody except Brock sweatdropped.
After this the lady muttered something like "freak" and stormed off.
Brock gets up crying anime tears.
"For god's sake we are in a public place Brock." Tracey scolded him.
Brock looked at him and cried "you guys will never know the pain in my heart". Everybody again sweatdropped. At this point Ash entered the scene and immediately gulped. He let out a deep breath and mastered the courage to speak to them.
"Hello Brock" Ash said.
'pika pikachu' Pikachu chimed in.
Everybody froze. They looked at him like they are seeing a ghost. Ash smiled nervously and rubbed the back of his head.
"h-hey guys." Ash stuttered .panic in his voice. The others looked dumbstruck and nodded at each other before smiling deviously and looked back at him. Ash's eyes widen in horror.
(Punching noises and screams in background)
3 minutes later…
"Well is that enough Ashy-boy? Or you want more?" Gary smirked.
"I-I'm sorry" Ash smiled clutching his head in pain. They give him a blank look before breaking down in laughter. Ash also chuckled with them. It feels good to laugh with old friends.
Brock held out his hand. Ash smiled while grabbing his hand and steadying himself. The breeder quickly pulled the trainer into a hug.
"I'm glad to see you again pal"
"Me too" Ash chuckled.
'pika pika' Pikachu complained.
"I'm also glad to see you again Pikachu" Brock rubbed back his head.
Pikachu nodded happily in response and climbed on Brock's shoulder.
"You have gone for a long time Ash, we all were worried about you" Tracey told him. Also giving him a hug. Ash isn't expecting a hug from Gary nor did he get one. Gary looked at him and sighed.
"Well I guess I'm just a little glad to see you Ashy-boy" he mumbled under his breath.
Ash raised his eyebrows and smiled. Gary becomes annoyed.
"That doesn't mean you are forgiven."
"But I said I'm sorry."
"That doesn't quite cut it Ashy-boy"
"Fine what do you want?"
"A battle, one-on-one, right here right now, loser gives a treat at the most expensive restaurant in town .Deal?" the researcher in training smirked.
"Um... Okay" Ash said with a confused look. After realising the whole thing his mouth curved up In a wide smile. Pumping a fist in the air (which is replicated by Pikachu) he smirked.
"Bring it on". Everybody fell down anime style. They looked at Ash who has his back on them and grinning like a maniac.
"As overconfident as always" They said in unison. Ash sweatdropped.
Brock came forward.
"I'll be the referee." Ash and Gary both nodded in response and claimed their standing position.
"This will be a one on one match between Ash Ketchum and Gary oak. The battle will be considered over when any of the two Pokémon is unable to battle" Brock declared.
"Alright" Ash pumped his hand again.
"Are you ready buddy "
"Pikachu" Pikachu's cheek sparked.
"So you are using your Pikachu again. It will be like last time, don't you think Ashy-boy. Electivire I choose you" smirked Gary while calling out his Pokémon. A large bipedal creature appeared. Its twin tails flared as it looked at the rodent with challenge in its eyes. While Pikachu like his trainer gave it a confused look. This action made electivire angry and it pointed an arm towards Pikachu.
"vire electivire" it snarled.
"They look so eager to fight each other. I should make sketches of them." Tracey said happily as he brings out a sketchbook from his bag.
"This battle will be hard for Ash." Brock thought. As he knew all about electivire's motordrive ability.
"So Ash you are forbidden to use any electric type attack. How do you think you are going to win." Gary asked Ash with a smile.
Ash frowned and then smiled again.
"That you have to watch and find out" Ash said with a quit smile. Gary become annoyed and commanded his Pokémon.
"electivire use thunder."
"viiiiiiiiireeeeeeeee " the Pokémon shouted and summoned a great thunder from the sky onto Pikachu. The attack hit and a small explosion occurred. Pikachu got covered in smoke.
"The electivire surely is powerful. I don't think Ash can make a comeback" Brock thought.
"Seems like I have the advantage again?" Gary looked at Ash who in turn was looking at electivire with a raised eyebrow.
"Aim an iron tail at the joint between it's head and neck. Make it fast" Ash commanded his electric type.
"What" Gary asked as he looked at the smoke covering the rodent. His eyes become wide as he saw the smoke dispersed and a yellow blur shot out from it. He knew what was going to happen.
"electivire quick use protect." Gary called out. Electivire quickly formed a bubble in front of it to take the collision from the incoming steel type attack. The iron tail connected to the bubble and forced it back. electivire dug it's legs into ground to get the reaction force to support itself. But it failed as the the bubble shattered and the still glowing tail connected it's neck. Gary watched in shock as the impact send his yellow Pokémon towards a warehouse's wall behind him. The wall cracked on the impact of the speeding electric type. The smoke cleared to reveal an unconscious electivire
"E-Electivire is u-unable to continue, the victory goes to Ash and Pikachu." Declared a shocked Brock.
Ash sighed.
"Well that was fast" he said looking towards Pikachu, who grinned sheepishly and rubbed back of his head.
"h-how" Gary stuttered. Ash gave him a confused look which soon turned into an annoying look.
"What are you staring at? Let's go to the restaurant already" Pikachu hopped onto Ash shoulder.
Gary looked at the person front of him in awe as everybody else. Ash's jet black hair was still messy with few strands falling on his forehead. He wore a dark blue shirt with black jeans and purple sneakers .His outfit also consist of a black full sleeve jacket with a white hood lying back on his neck. His usual red and black cap is dangling from the right side of his waist belt instead of sitting on his head. And for some strange reason he was wearing a black glove only on his left hand which Gary suspected to be extend inside his sleeve, not to mention the blue and black headphone hanging in his neck. Overall it looks cool on him.
"Um guys?" Ash said as he waved his hand in front of them.
"Yes Ash?" Tracey asked snapping out his trance.
"What are we waiting for, let's go to the restaurant and have fun with Gary's money. I think today I can eat a whole miltank." The trainer whined as he flashed an evil smile at the junior researcher. Gary's face became helpless with horror as he remembered about Ash's so called eating habit. But today Arceus must felling being merciful, Brock interrupted.
"Guys I think we had forgotten something."
"What is it Brock?" Ash asked Brock as he and Pikachu jumped up and down with excitement.
"We have to be at misty's place at 10 but now it's like 10:45"Brock panicked as Ash fell down on the floor anime style. Now it's his turn to become helpless with horror. He daymared about the ways misty would torture him with her various sized mallets. He shuddered at the thought.
"We should go there now before she plans something which involves our deaths." Gary and Tracey shouted as they ran towards the gym with trails of dust behind them.
"Let's go Ash" Brock said as he too started to run.
Ash sighed and followed after him. Ready to face his so called death.
A/N: Hope you guys liked it. I know it's not much good but you can still help me by giving some reviews, I'll appreciate it with my whole heart. I recommend constructive criticism.
Next chapter will reveal one of ash's Pokémons….
Hope you guys excited, and there are still many mysteries to unfold…
Until the next chapter "see ya….".
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