A/N: So basically my sister and I were goofing around, and then this happened. It's not supposed to be taken seriously, so if I see any haters in the comments, I will assume that you do not have a brain. I'm very sorry for your loss.

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TEH TRAGEDIE OF KITTEN-JAWN AND SEXAY-SHERLY

Sherlock stared into John's eyes. His lips parted as he sharply sucked in a breath.

"Le gasp!" he le-gasped, feeling his heart beating faster. "Oh, John…"

John stared at him, with those beautiful, beautiful peepers. "What is it, Sherly?" he asked.

"John, I…" he began. "I… I love you."

"Le gasp!" John le-gasped. His mouth dropped open in le-shock.

"Oh John, u r so beautiful," Sherlock sighed. "Le sign."

"Sherlock, I…" Jawn looked away dramatically. Sherlock wrapped his arms romantically around his waist, so as to increase the romantic intensity of the situation.

"What?" Sherlock muttered (romantically).

"I… I love you too," Jawn breathed, pulling Sherly's face down to his own (sooooo romantically).

"Le SUPER GASP!" Sherly le-supergasped. "Ermagerd, Jawn. I… I can't even."

"Now kiss me, my love," Jawn sighed, flailing about (dramatically.) "Kiss me in the rain."

"But Jawn it is not raining," Sherlock protested. "How can I kiss u in de rain if it not be raining?"

"I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN," John began singing (badly because he cannot sing).

"No Jawn stahp," Sherly said.

"Ok but only if u kiss me," John said (flirtatiously).

"LE SUPER ULTRA MEGA GASP," Sherly le-superultramegagasped. "But Jawn I can't kiss u because ur made of kittens."

"Kittens and strawberry jam," John muttered.

"And if I kissed u Jawn I would explore with the adorbsness!" Sherlock flailed his arms around to prove his point. "And you would explore with my sexaaaaayness!"

"Ermagerd you've got a point," John said. "You are like sooooo sexy."

"IKR!" Sherlock le-yelled. "I'm like too sexy! AND I KNOW IT!"

John was getting tired of your shit, Sherlock, so he pulled Sherlock down romantically and then started snogging the living fuck out of him.

Then Sherly explored with the adorbsness and Jawn explored with the sexaaaaayness. So it was a tragedie and they both were deads. LE GASP. Betcha didn't see that comin' amirite or amirite.

TEH END