This chapter is for Moonfruit Infusion (I totes heart yur name gurl) I hope this is kinda good maybe a little bit possibly.

"Hey Dan. Hey. Hey. Hey, hey Dan!" I shouted as I ascended the ridiculous amount of stairs, crossed the corridor and entered his room where he was still half-sleeping, waving another sheet of paper.

He realised exactly what it was clutched in my hand as he groaned and rolled back over. "Nooo.." he moaned sleepily.

"We get to argue in it?" I tried to persuade him.

"Over what?"

"Your stupid boner interrupts us and you get mad at it and then I apologise to you."

Dan raised an eyebrow, "Fucking twelve year-olds man."

Later that day said sex was taking place in the bath- I don't know, okay, as the twelve year old what they get up to in the bath, their story might just be similar- and I would be lying if I said I wasn't particularly enjoying it, but of course I had to give Dan to queue to let his boner interrupt us by loudly shouting.

"Zut! Zut! Pourquoi ferais-tu cela? Pourquoi ferais-tu CELA?!"

I frowned. "What's it saying?"

Dan shrugged as he got off of my naked frame, snapping, "What am I, a French teacher?"

"Sorry, I-"

"No, say it again, I wasn't feeling it. And neither was he," he motioned South with his eyes.

I rolled mine. "Sorry Dan, I just, I'm really-"

"Save it," Dan stated before he walked out.

"Oi, bitch!"

He retraced his steps and stuck his head back around the door, bending backwards to see round it."Yeah cockslut?"

"Malteasers in the cupboard."

"Get them in me now."

"Oh I'm sure we can find more than one way of doing that, Danny boy," I purred.

I FEEL AS IF I'VE WRITTEN SMUT WHEN TECHNICALLY I HAVEN'T BUT OMF I FEEL DIRTY IM GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER AND WATCH SUPERNATURAL/BREAKING BAD

BUT FIRST.

I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A SQUIRREL WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS IDK. I forgot who I've replied to and who I haven't, so here's a little...bit. No, not a bit that sounds- anyway.

Thanks to Midnight4568 for reviewing on every chapter, I appreciate it my lovely. :3

also to JustGoogleIt yup, that's pretty much what I think everytime I write one too but it's more along the lines of 'wtf am I doing with my lyf'. Thanks for reviewing anyway. :D

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