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Sherlock: Mycroft has security cameras planted around the flat. Did you know about this, John? -SH

John: No. -JW

Sherlock: Why not? -SH

Sherlock: I would've thought since you've willingly met with my brother, I don't know, at least four times. -SH

John: That isn't willing. That's I'm smart enough to realize that even when I avoid him, he finds a way of contacting me. -JW

Sherlock: Don't lie. I've seen you get in the cars, John. There's hardly a struggle. -SH

Sherlock: In fact, I'd say you were very willing, John. -SH

Sherlock: Is there something going on I don't know about? -SH

John: If there was, which there isn't, I doubt you wouldn't know. You're Sherlock. -JW

Sherlock: You should've known I'd figure it out, John. -SH

John: Figured what out? -JW

Sherlock: You and Mycroft. -SH

John: Me and *Mycroft*? -JW

John: You can't be serious. -JW

Sherlock: John, it's alright. I don't mind if your gay. -SH

Sherlock: I just mind if your seeing my brother. -SH

John: I'm NOT gay. -JW

Sherlock: That's not what I'm reading in the papers. -SH

John: Since when did YOU listen to the papers? -JW

Sherlock: I think I know why he put up the cameras. -SH

John: Why? -JW

Sherlock: To watch you. -SH

John: Why would he want to watch me? -JW

Sherlock: John and Mycroft. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? -SH

Sherlock: Oh you know, to make sure you don't bring any men home while I'm out. -SH

You: I'm NOT gay. If ANYONE still cares to even listen. -JW

Sherlock: Mycroft called. I didn't answer, but he might be worring I'm figuring it out. -SH

John: There isn't anything to figure out! -JW

Sherlock: Oh, but there is. -SH

John: Believe the papers if you want. -JW

Sherlock: Oh, I'm not reading the papers, John. I'm putting pieces together. -SH

Sherlock: You ARE seeing my brother! -SH

John: No I'm not.- JW

John: I'm not gay and I'm not seeing your brother. _JW

Sherlock: John. Why didn't you tell me? -SH

John: There is nothing to tell. For god's sake, Sherlock. I'm not freakin' gay! -JW

Sherlock: Mycroft called. He told me to give you a message. -SH

Sherlock: He says he misses you. -SH

Sherlock: Is that why you were gone all night last night? -SH

Sherlock: John! I am suprised at you. Mrs. Hudson too. -SH

John: I AM NOT GAY! -JW

Sherlock: Oh, by the way, Mrs. Hudson says congratulations. -SH

Sherlock: She's very happy for you two. -SH

Sherlock: John? -SH

Sherlock: Oh sorry, you may be with Mycroft. I won't interrupt. -SH

John: I am not with Mycroft. -JW

John: I'm leaving work. -JW

John: Going to tescos -JW

John: And buying your 3 galleons of milk! -JW

Sherlock: Good. -SH

Sherlock: Don't worry, I'll tell Mycroft you're a VERY faithful boyfriend. -SH

John: Stop texting me. -JW

John: I'm sick of this. -JW

John: I'm not gay. -JW

Sherlock: I know. I just really need that milk. -SH

Sherlock: Don't worry, I told Mrs. Hudson nothing about your little 'Fake romance.' -SH

John: Stop. -JW

Sherlock: I did. -SH

John: Good. -JW

Sherlock: Oh, and John? -SH

John: What? -JW

Sherlock: Tell your boyfriend Mycroft to stop calling me. -SH

A/N: So, I chatted with a random person on Omegle and this role-play just happened. If you're the stranger, and you're reading this, feel free to PM me. Of course, I'll ask a few questions to be sure it's you, but I guess we'll figure it out.

Oh and where it ends is where I disconnected. Haha. I am horrible. :D

Don't own Omegle or Sherlock! :D