Enter the Nomicon-

Chapter One

~INTRO~

Heavy breathing could be heard, its source desperate to keep its pace, desperate to escape the clutches of time.

"What the juice!?" Randy Cunningham looked over his shoulder with eyes wide in fear. "CRUD!"

A large robotic dog was chasing him, barking and snarling, hoping he would trip up and fall. Of course the robotic rover was chasing after the ninja, which happens to be Randy Cunningham.

Randy ran through town. He had to make it in school on time or he was screwed.

He jumped into an alley trash bin.

"Eww, dead rat!" Randy gagged. "Alright Nomicon, I need your help!" Pulling out the old book, he began flipping through the pages. Nothing happened.

"What the juice!?"

But before Randy could question what was going on, the trash bin was suddenly lifted into the air. Randy gasped, then quickly leapt out of the old metallic bin just in the nick of time. The large metallic dog had lifted up the bin and tossed it nearly half a mile away.

"Crud! I don't have time for this!" For a split second Randy shot a glare at the book in his bag before leaping into the air, pulling out his trademark sword. He brought it down as hard as he could, slicing the 50 foot dog in two.

"YES! And I still have time to make it to school!"

Randy quickly took off in a mad dash towards the direction of his school.

"CRAP CRAP CRAP!"

He burst through the hallways. All the other kids were already inside their classes.

"Perfect." He briskly removed his mask and stuffed it into his backpack.

BRIIINNNGGG! BRIIINNNGGG!

The purple-haired teen groaned inwardly as he walked to his English class and slumped in his chair.

"You're late, emphasis on the late."

Randy sighed. "Look, Mr.-"

The older male stopped him short. "No butts, detention!"

Randy nodded in defeat.

He felt a nudge on his left. He turned to see Howard Weinerman.

"Ohoho, tough break buddy..."

Randy simply shrugged. "Not my fault. Stupid robo mutt nearly made me its chew toy! And the Nomicon didn't even help me AT ALL!"

The small chubby teen seemed surprised by this. "Really? Maybe you made it mad?"

The taller thinner teen shook his head vigorously. "I didn't do a thing!"

The day had drawled on agonizingly slowly and detention was worse. The teacher was watching over them like a hawk, never letting her gaze falter as she encircled the entire room filled with desks and juvenile delinquents.

When school finally ended, Randy was completely and utterly drained.

"Hey bro, let's go punch some graves! There's this new free version online and it has killer graphics!"

Randy shook his head. "No thanks Howard. I'm tired..." He trailed off as he yawned loudly as if for emphasis.

"Oh, well, see you tomorrow?"

Randy nodded before making his way home.

...

Randy grumbled before pulling out the Nomicon from his backpack, glaring at it. "Alright Nomicon, what the juice! I totally needed your help with that thing and because you didn't I got stuck in detention!"

Silence.

Sighing, he kicked off his shoes and crawled into bed. "Geez, I wish I could talk to you in person..." He trailed off with a yawn, falling asleep almost instantly.

...

Okay so warning there may be boy on boy! So if you don't like Yaoi then don't read. Also even though I don't want to spoil the story for first time readers I feel like I should do this.

Human! Nomicon design is not my own but the wonderful and talented NiGHTS!

Casual clothes design is by the equally wonderful and talented Raifiel!

I take claim to Nomi's middle name "Conikos" and his backstory. As well as the names and designs of his siblings who I unintentionally created,and of course this story.

All other characters belong to their respective owners,do not take claim of them. Also if you guys are going to use my middle for Nomi,and certain ideas,or if you based off of my ideas then please give credit! Also give credit to the original creator Of Nomi! If yo you similar clothing give credit to Raifiel!

I didn't think I'd have to do this,but I'm afraid so.

Okay I'll shut up now!

Enjoy!~

~Chihuahuarocks~