-=Before our story begins, Officer Jenny steps out into a blank, white screen and clears her throat. The "Dragnet" theme begins to play inexplicably from nowhere=-
Officer Jenny:-=salutes=- The story you are about to read is true. Absolutely nothing has been changed to protect the innocent (however few innocents there are in this tale). Recorded here are the bare, true facts concerning the exploits of the heroes and villains of the well-known "Pokemon" series. Anything else you may have seen on television, in comic books, or in video games has been edited for entertainment purposes. What you are about to see may shock or upset you, but I'm afraid the truth must be told. My name is Officer Jenny... How do I know about all of this? -=pulls out a VERY long list that trails on into eternity=- I've been keeping a rap sheet on these troublemakers for quite some time, -=sighs heavily=- and what an impressive list it is...