I've just gone through and cleaned this story up a bit.
You're a Hero, But I'm a Villain
"On this special addition of Survivor we are reviving the Hero's verses Villains McKinley High School Edition. I know many of you are wondering why a high school, well it's cause we've had tons of calls asking for the unbeatable duo so we did and thus why we have them." Jeff Probst says looking up at the helicopters flying in regretting not taking the year off already. "Now to meet the cast."
"The first seen is Butt Chin really way to scare away all those viewers." Sue complains.
"Coach we're actually on first." Becky says pointing at the camera man in front of them.
"Oh, Sue Sylvester and this is my evil side kick Becky. This time we are not under estimating Blondie." Sue says grinning evilly.
Sue is shoved out of the way by none other than Rachel Berry.
"Hello I am future Broadway star Rachel Berry and I really have no idea why I'm on the Villains I am by no way mean or bad." Rachel says trying to take the camera away from the man.
"Give it up Rachel you'd stab anyone, but me in the back in a second for a solo. Quinn Fabray, future Yale student, girlfriend of one Rachel Berry and I'm only here to beat Santana." Quinn says smirking.
"Like you could beat that scrawny ass Latina, your ass is even scrawnier and that's saying something." Lauren laughs. "I'm Lauren and I'm the pro wrestler will win." she growls. "If you give me cal berry eggs I'll introduce the rest of the losers."
"Shut it fat girl." Kitty growls. "Only a Cheerio will win and I Kitty plan on being that Cheerio."
"Jacob van Israel and I'm so glad to be on the same team as Rachel." Jacob whispers looking around paranoid.
"Give it up Jacob the only Jew getting in her pants is me." Puck says laughing. "Noah Puckerman, but everyone calls me Puck and yes ladies I'm single."
"Puck do you know how I became a Villain?" Finn asks.
"No, dude, but I totally don't think you are." Puck agrees.
"Really Puck, cause I think that Finn is a total villain for outing me to everyone." Santana growls. "Hey dude get this camera out of my face before I ends you. This is why this show is dumb for not putting Brittany on my team."
"But she's not a villain!" Kurt yells from the other helicopter.
"What do you have sonic hearing?" Santana shouts back.
Kurt ignores her and turns to the camera in their helicopter.
"Kurt Hummel and this is my boyfriend Blaine Anderson." Kurt says pointing to the boy next to him. "We're going to work together like Brittany and Santana and win."
"That's good positive thinking Kurt we can us that to beat the Villains." Emma says smiling.
"Emma I now here on the Heroes we are positive, but we're supposed to introduce ourselves." Will says.
"Okay honey, hi everyone I'm Emma and this is my man Will. We both work at McKinley." Emma says before Mercedes starts to sing.
"Hello, I'm Mercedes Jones the black diva and I will win." she sings before Sam shoves her.
"I'm Sam Evans and these two Asians are Mike and Tina Chang though they're not related or married. They don't talk much so I decided to introduce them. Us Heroes will win by the way." Sam says smiling a big goofy smile.
"Hello, I'm Marley-"
"San! Where's San!?" Brittany shouts jumping up from her nap. "I need Sanny!" she shouts looking around and seeing her in the other helicopter. "I hate this game." she huffs.
The helicopters land and they all get out, walking over to Jeff.
"Hello all and welcome to this very special edition of Survivor. You have already been split into your teams Heroes and Villains. At the end of forty days one of you will be proclaimed the lone Survivor and winner of one million dollars." Jeff says. "Now you will all take place in the aggressive Reward Challenge. It's simple..." he explains and everyone nods.
"Britt Britt, be careful." Santana says kissing her gently before joining her team.
Brittany smiles and waves at her.
The race has been going smoothly with the Heroes easily in front. Having won the first two races. Mike having scored a point when he beat out Tina, Quinn and Rachel. Sam won the second race beating Kurt who didn't even try, Lauren and Kitty both of who are now threatening to castrate Sam.
"Good luck babe," Santana says as she stands next to Brittany.
"Oh you'll need it sweetie." Brittany smirks glancing over at Mercedes and Puck neither actually standing a chance.
They take off at the horn, Brittany sprinting to a decent lead. She has already dug up her bag when Santana and Rachel reach her. Both of them stop and refused to get their nails dirty as Brittany sprints back to get win number three for the Heroes and securing them the reward.
"Told you sweetie," Brittany whispers in Santana's ear kissing her cheek.
"Meet me in between the camps at midnight." Santana whispers kissing her wife before following the rest of the Villains.
"Great your loyalties are divided." Quinn huffs as they reach their camp.
"Of course they are divided it's not like I'm going to turn on my own wife." Santana growls. "Why the fuck did I agree to come on this show?" she complains.
"Because Blondie made you." Sue says magically starting a fire. "Now mini Butt Chin go catch fish along with baby daddy." she growls.
"You can'-"
"Ow,"
Becky found a large piece of wood and hit both Puck and Finn over the heads.
"Finn do it for me so I don't starve before I ever get on Broadway." Rachel whines knowing that he will do anything for her.
"That's it I vote we get rid of her first." Kitty says to her two superior Cheerios.
"I disagree, we need Rachel." Quinn says and Santana shakes her head no.
"Let's get rid of her." Santana says smirking.
"Good then we throw the Immunity Challenge?" Kitty asks.
"If it's to get rid of Rachel, count us in." Lauren says coming up to them along with Becky.
"We'll also have Puck and Sue's vote so she'll be gone." Santana says smiling.
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"I can do that," Sam says trying to take the flint away from Brittany.
"Listen Trouty Mouth, I didn't win nine game shows with Santana because I listen to idiots like you who think I'm dumb." Brittany growls in a very Santana like manor.
"Just let Brittany do what she's good at." Kurt says happy that someone is handling all the set up shit he doesn't want to.
"Mike found food!" Tina shouts as Mike drags two chickens.
"How are we supposed to deal with that?" Marley asks.
"Maybe Mr. Shue or Ms. Pillsberry will know what to do." Mercedes offers.
"Not likely Ms. P is frozen as she got mud on her shoes." Blaine chuckles.
"Ten bucks says she quits before tomorrow." Mike says.
"Twenty and I'm in." Brittany says smirking.
"The better question is when the Villains get rid of Rachel how long will Jacob last." Kurt laughs.
"We're going to pick off the Villains one by one." Sam cheers and the rest of them joining in.
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"Britt," Santana harshly whispers.
She wades through the brush looking around for her wife. She feels something grabs her around the waist and before she can hit whatever it is, it kisses the back of her neck.
"God I've missed you." Brittany whispers in her ear.
"Britt please tell me that you brought something for us to sleep on?" Santana asks wrapping her arms around Brittany.
"Of course I did, we both know that you can't sleep without me." Brittany jokes kissing her wife's cheek.
"Well you married me knowing this." Santana jokes back.
They both settle down on the ground, Brittany spooning Santana.
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"So your Immunity Challenge is for six members from each tribe will race to assemble a boat then paddle out to a raft lighting a torch. They return and the remaining four members complete the puzzle and create a latter to climb up on a platform. All members will climb up. First team to complete this will win." Jeff tells everyone as they get ready.
"Brittany should be part of the first team." Kurt says having taken charge of insuring that they win.
"Remember we need to lose." Santana whispers to all involved.
The Heroes thanks to Brittany finishes their boat in under three minutes. In fact the Villains are so shocked even Santana at how fast Brittany put the boat together that they freeze watching her.
"Hot damn your woman's good." Puck says slapping Santana on the back.
"She's my wife and don't forget it." Santana growls her eyes never leaving Brittany.
Brittany basically single handily rows them to the raft. Sam helps a bit, but not nearly as much.
"God she's amazing." Santana whispers to herself.
"We're all glad that you finally pulled your head out of your ass." Quinn says slapping her on the back.
"Not as glad as me Q, not nearly." Santana says still looking at her wife.
Will easily put the latter together while Mercedes finishes up the puzzle.
"How the fuck are we this far behind?" Lauren asks.
"We are trying to lose." Santana says.
"Yeah, but this is just ridiculous. Even trying to lose we should be closer." Quinn points out.
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"Okay Heroes you get more flint and Villains I'll see you later tonight at the tribal council." Jeff says handing Brittany the flint.
Back at the Villains camp they all sit down to eat quickly.
"So who will everyone be voting for?" Finn asks.
"It's none of your business blubber boy." Santana growls.
"Let's just admit it Rachel you're going home." Sue says smirking as she has made a deal with Santana that will get her to the final.
"No!" Jacob and Finn shouts on deaf ears.
"God I hate you all." Quinn grumbles.
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"Well Rachel the vote is seven to three for you leaving, the tribe has spoken." Jeff says as everyone, but Rachel leaves with Puck dragging Finn.
"I had fun, but I half expected this that Santana would want me out." Rachel says.
"She's sort of mean isn't she." Jeff says smirking.
"Not so much when she has Brittany." Rachel says taking a deep breath.
"The hot blonde?" Jeff asks.
"Shh, don't say that too loud. Santana will kill you if she thinks you're perving, hitting or anything else on her wife." Rachel tells him before leaving.