Description: Ike, Marth, and Link were dragged into Kirby's crap yet again. But if it weren't for that, they would have never met the Princess of Potions. From that day, the Smash Mansion went changed unexpectedly from romance to drama, to friendship, to wealth, adventures, unknown secrets, and more craziness.

A/N: This is my first fanfiction so I hope you enjoy this!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of SSBB.

Chapter 1: Kirby's Stupid Move

Like the usual, 6:30 A.M., Kirby would yawn on a beautiful morning after he dreamed about all he can eat buffet, while Mario would always have to pay the $999999999.99 bill. "Ah, what a beautiful day!" Kirby smiled. "Perfect time to test out my Super Star Ultra Fizzle Bizzle Candy Sweet Drug-Like Supreme Soda Pop!" Kirby dashed down long stairs to try out his creation.

He took the whole gallon of his creation in the fridge and chugged the whole sugary drink down into his throat. "MMMH. . . Now that was refreshing!" Kirby said with a drunk smile on his face. Every time he drank this stuff, he would turn into Drunk Kirby. The worst ability that could happen to a Kirby. The side effects were loss of memory, inappropriate talking, destruction, eating a whole fridge. . . and the worst of all. . . death.

Toon Link paced down the stairs so he can ruin breakfast again, until he saw a drunk and sleepy puffball near the fridge in the kitchen, on the floor. 'Hmm. . . I wonder if he's dead.' Toon Link thought. Toon Link poked Kirby with his mini master sword and he ended up making him bleed. Kirby woke up, screaming in pain.

"OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! You crossdresser, cat-eyed, elf freak! I'm BLEEDING!" Kirby barked.

"Oh, sorry I thought you were-"

"I think I'm dying! Someone... call... AMBERLAMPS!"

"Did you just say amberlamps?"

"Shut up!. . .Hey! I wouldn't be looking, PAL!"

"What's that suppose to mean?"

"You know what I mean! Now, get out! No breakfast for you, Mister!"

The squealing elf sprinted back upstairs screaming, "KIRBY HAS GONE BERSERK!" It was now 7:00 A.M.. All of the Smashers went downstairs for breakfast. Suddenly, they were all surprised by what was on the table. "Wow! Is it me, or did Kirby just ordered 50 bowls of ramen, 50 bento boxes, 50 pieces of sushi, 50 cupcakes, 50 donuts, 50 muffins, 50 egg sandwiches, 50 pieces of bacon, 50 gallons of milk, soda, juice, coffee, hot cocoa, 50 plates of waffles, pancakes, french toast, pop tarts, 50 bowls of cereal, 50 bowls of fruit and watermelons just for BREAKFAST! *Huff, huff *" Ness said all in one breath.

"Yep, that's it." Sighed Samus.

There was a moment of silence for a few seconds. "WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! LET'S DIG IN!" Snake broke the silence. Everybody charged to the table where the food was at and they all started to pig out on the food. Mario was late for breakfast and came rushing downstairs. He didn't like what he saw.

"Mama Mia! What'sa this!" Mario shouted.

Mario caused all attention to the Smashers as they turned their heads to him with stuff cheeks.

"Oh Kirby, thank you for ordering this lovely meal. . . Teeheehee!" Peach said, giggling.

". . .Hehe no problem, babe." The drunkard puffball smiled back.

'BABE! Who does he think he is!?' Mario thought. Suddenly, he felt like he was going to erupt like a volcano as steam came out of his ears.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ORDER A LOT OF FOOD?! BILLS! MASTER HAND AND SOMETIMES ME WOULD ALWAYS HAVE TO PAY FOR THESE BILLS! IF MASTER HAND SAW THIS HE WOULD-"

"MAAAAAARRRRRRIIIIIIIOOOOOOO!" Master Hand yelled from the speaker. He had surveillance cameras watching people as he spoke, "Who is responsible for this, all-you-can-eat breakfast?!"

Mario gulped, "Well. . . Kirby is, Sir, and he doesn't look like himself today."

"KIIIIRRRRRBBBYYY! YOU DESPICABLE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Master Hand shouted.

"Come on, take a chill pill you big white hand. All I wanted was some sushi. You don't know me. Now, let-tuce calm down and *hiccup* eat!" The drunk puffball said.

Master Hand was even angrier than anger itself. "That's it! I'm tired of your shit! Your punishment is paying the bill for the food you ordered. Since you're broke, you will go on a quest to earn money. Now Mario, go take him to the Aid Room!"

Mario sighed and dragged the drunk puffball to the Aid Room.

Master Hand wasn't done talking. "Marth, Ike, and Link, you guys will go with Kirby in his quest."

"WHAT?!" They all shouted at the same time. "Why do we have to go with Kirby?!"

"Cause that's what I do! Now my talk is over!" Master Hand hung up.

"Why me? I'm too innocent for this mess. . ." Marth complained, stirring his cereal.

"Well, excuse me, Princess, if you don't like it then take a hike!" Ike lashed out.

Marth got pissed off. "Shut up before I cut your mouth off."

"I like to see you try, girly man." The mercenary smirked.

Link sweatdropped. "Now guys, let's just calm down and get this over with." Marth and Ike were about to skewer each other with their high-classic forks until they stopped.

Aid Room

More like a nurse's office. . .

"Uhh. . . what happened to me?" Kirby said all dizzy.

"Hmmm, it seems that you drank something that had alcohol or something." Dr. Mario said.

" I think it was my creation. . ."

Mario arched an eyebrow. "Eh? What creation?"

"My Super Star Ultra Fizzle Bizzle Candy Sweet Drug-Like Supreme Soda Pop," Kirby answered in a casual tone.

"You probably put in some alcohol- I mean, You must have put in alcohol, you dumb puff ball!" Dr. Mario exclaimed.

'Shit! Dammit, Mario! He knows too much. Next time I'll go for the crack. . .'

Marth, Ike, and Link came budging into the Aid Room.

"As I said, he's better off dead. . ." Ike said to Marth.

"Agreed." Marth nodded his head.

"Come on Kirby let's get going already." Link said.

The Lake

Kirby, Marth, Ike, and Link were killing Koopas, Gombas, and other weird things as Kirby's bill decreased.

"Man this is WAY too easy!" Ike bragged as he swung his sword at his enemies.

"Why do we have to do Kirby's work?! I mean really! Look at him! He's just playing in the water!" Link said all pissed off. "Why that little piece of-"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! SOMEBODY, HELP ME!" A voice screamed out loud.

Everybody turned their heads to where the voice was coming from. The person was surrounded by 9000.5 (Plus a half xD), big monstrous freaks.

"Don't worry, we'll save you! Come on guys let-tuce go! Haha! See what I did there?! Let-tuce?! Hahaha, I even amuse my own self!" Marth shouted as he pointed his sword up in the air ready to do his Final Smash attack, including Ike and Link, while Kirby fought furiously with the water. They all did their Final Smash attacks at the same time, causing a HUGE explosion, but for somewhat reason, the person who was surrounded by monsters did not get hurt; only smoke was on the person's clothes.

As the smoke cleared off smoothly, Marth walked up to the mysterious person." Are you okay Misssss. . .?"Marth's words faded away and he couldn't believe what he just saw.

Ike walked up to Marth. "Hey, what's wrong Marthhhhh. . .?" He couldn't believe what he just saw too! The two men felt like they saw a beautiful and cute princess from a faraway, locked up kingdom as she waited for his knight to come and rescue her from the evil, giant dragon that breathed out fire, as the knight saved the princess. Will burning feelings for each other, they get married, have children, best life, the end. Credits rolling. . .

The girl had red pinkish hair. Her hair had two buns, she had two pigtails at the back of her head, long bangs, her eye color was ocean blue, she was wearing a short light brown and white dress with two long blue ribbons on the sides of her waist. She had short, white, silk gloves, long, light blue socks up to her thighs, and non-high-heeled brown shoes. She was carrying a bag and there was a blue, fluffy bird on her shoulder.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you for saving my life! For a second there I thought I was a goner! I'm so grateful!" She smiled giggling.

Marth regained his focus."Uh. . . no problem, Miss."

"Say, are you free tonight-? Ow! What was that for Link!?" Tears came out of Ike's eyes.

"You can't just say that, stupid!" Link whispered to Ike.

"Since when do you know a lot about women?" Ike said back.

The girl was laughing at Ike and Link's act.

"So," Marth continued, "what brings you out here in The Lake?"

"I was looking for a place called the Smash Mansion and. . . I got lost, hehe."

"Oh! Well, we live there!" Link said.

"That's great! Oh, excuse me, let me introduce myself. My name is Makato and I'm a potion maker."

"A potion maker?" Marth, Ike, and Link questioned.

"Yes!" Makato nodded. "I can make different types of potions! Love potions, sleeping potions, poison, mostly anything!"

Marth and Ike's ear twitched when they heard love potions.

"I received a letter from a guy named Master Hand that I can make potions for when the Smashers brawl. He also wrote that I can stay in the Smash Mansion for as long I want if it's okay with you guys?"

"No, no, no! It's not okay!" Kirby interrupted. Marth, Ike, and Link turned their heads to Kirby angrily.

"You're planning something, are you?! You're going to blow up the whole mansion and all of us have to suffer from your bullshit! You're going to be a burden to all of us! Now leave my presence, scum! No questions asked!" Kirby snapped.

Ike swiftly pointed his sword at Kirby's pink face. Kirby sweatdropped.

"Say another word, and I'll kill not just your soul, okay? Ike threatened with an evil glare.

"Oh, I see. . ." Tears came out of Makato's eyes. "If you say so then, I'll just leave." She turned the opposite way where the men were standing until Marth stopped her by holding her arm.

"Ignore that puffball, he's still drunk. You won't be a burden at all. I promise that." Marth smiled.

"Really? You don't mind having me?"

"Of course we don't mind at all."

When she turned around to see Marth's face, Marth's heart skipped a beat when he saw her sparkling blue eyes being reflected off by the light of the sun. Marth had a sudden urge to kiss her as he slowly leaned toward her face without letting her notice. Ike figured out what Marth was about to do so he yanked her arm to his body.

"Come on Makato, I'll lead the way to the Smash Mansion," Ike said winking at her.

Makato blushed. "O-ok."

'Damn you,' Marth shot a cold look at Ike.

Ike held her hand as they walked back out of The Lake to the Smash Mansion. Everyone else followed them. When they all came back, they could hear music outside of the large backyard. The Smashers were having a pool party for some reason. Ike opened the front door and Master Hand appeared.

"Great job, Kirby! You earned 5,000,000 coins and you got Makato for me, well done!"

"Why, thank you!" Kirby said, getting all the credit.

"Master Hand we've actually-Ow!" Ike was interrupted by a punch in the stomach.

"I rather keep your mouth shut if I were you. Let's just give him the credit so we don't have to do more of his shit." Marth whispered to Ike. Ike nodded.

"Welcome to the SSBB Mansion or we call it the Smash Mansion. It's a pleasure to meet you, Makato. I'm Master Hand."

"It's a pleasure to meet you too, Master Hand." 'Wow, this guy is actually a hand.'

"I'll be giving you a room ASAP, but for now, I want you guys to show her around and also the other Smashers that are in the backyard."

"No problem." Marth and Ike both hooked their arms around Makato's.

"Guys, isn't that stupid to do that?" Link scratched his head.

"Nope, not really. . . Now let-tuce start your tour!" Ike exclaimed.

"Hahaha. . ." Marth rolled his eyes, realizing the lettuce joke started to get annoying after 5 minutes.

After Makato's tour around the Smash Mansion, Marth and Ike both dragged Makato into the backyard.

I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. Plz comment. x3