Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Batman. Wish I did but. :)

After a year with the trio he had stropped aging. Most would place his apparent age as 18 or 21.

His daily routine was to get up, then kick Harley out of bed. Put on breakfast, go back and throw a bucket of ice water on Harley as she would have crawl back under the blankets. Then he would gently wake Pam and Selina. The small family like unit would sit down for a hearty meal to start the day.

Afterward he would go to his lab and tinker. Selina would head out and would not return till late. Pam would head to the glass house on the roof and create all manner of new flora. Harley, if she wasn't working a job would lounge on the couch all day.

Dinner would be different each day depending on what he had seen on the cooking channel. One day it was a cottage pie the next it could be a 5 course buffet made from one main ingredient (Iron Chef inspired).

Till bed it was all four watching television, with popcorn (and strawberry sundae for Harley).

He enjoyed his time with the girls.

He knew that they were all on the darker shade of moral spectrum but did not care. They were his best friends. People who had taken the time to help him get on his feet, literally.

He helped where he could. Selina had used a few of his 'trinkets' for jobs and the Kevlar costume he had fashioned for Harley had saved her from an almost certainly fatal gunshot by that arsehole Joker.

When it came to his birthday (the anniversary of when they met) they headed into town.

He could pass for 21 easy and they had gotten class A papers and documents to that effect.

The girls had organised a surprise and had booked out the Penguin club (run by The Penguin).

He walked in the door and was instantly assaulted by a shout.

"Surprise!"

He smiled. Everyone was there.

Riddler walked over and shook his hand passing him a puzzle box. Bane then lumbered over and gave him a bone crushing hug.

"Little man now big man today."

The giant and notorious killer put him down and walked over to Pam. He leant down and she gave him a kiss. The two had been old friends and lovers once. Now they were just friends.

Next came Victor. The ice man always reminded Harry of Arnold Schwarzenegger. He handed Harry a large diamond and wished him well.

The rest was pretty straight forward. The Mad Hatter, Huntress and Croc wished him their best as did many others. Joker crashed the party halfway through but was picked up by Bane, and with only time for a muttered "oh-oh", was thrown through the 3rd floor window into the street.

Penguin apologised and gave him a silver pocket watch as a gift. TwoFace also dropped by to say hi.

The night was great and would no doubt be remembered for many years to come.

The culmination of the evening had been most of the guys whisking Harry away to another club the Penguin ran. Where Harry partook of some heavy drinking and barely clad dancing girls.

"You know Red, we are going to have to kill Riddler and TwoFace."

Harley and Pam looked down at the sleeping (passed out) form of Harry. Wrapped around either arm was a rather buxom blonde. Both without a shred of clothes on. Harry, thankfully was still dressed unlike this time last year.

Selina walked in and snorted her disgust at the sight.

"I thought we taught him better than that."

Harley giggled and pulled out her lipstick, carefully she began drawing an intricate pattern on each girl's equally buxom ass. She then went to draw a moustache on Harry's face when both eyes snapped open stalling her hand.

"You know Harley, if you're that jealous why don't you curl up with me instead."

Harley smiled widely, "I'm way too old for you."

"No you're not, age, race, heck even gender do not hold any weight with me."

Harry silently teleported out from the girls. He reappeared at Harley's side, wrapping her in a warm hug.

"So" Selina smirked "birthday boy, did you have a good night?"

Harry smiled and looked over Harley's shoulder at her.

"It will be a memorable night for me. Thought I still do not know why they insist on me drinking. My body breaks it down in minutes."

"You were drinking pure ethanol, it was Riddler's idea. Overload your body and watch the fireworks. I heard you made a ruckus at Penguin's cat house."

"Now that was fun" Harry let go and grabbed Ivy and began to waltz. "Singing and dancing and pretty girls. That's were I picked up those two lovely ladies." He spun Ivy and teleported behind Selina who whirled around only to find him not there.

"My, my" Harry sniffed over her shoulder "While I may have only slept with two beautiful women, you actually SLEPT with, two... no three beautiful men and without protection too."

Selina clawed out but missed as a blush spread across her cheeks.

Harley giggled but stopped when Harry approached her and sniffed deeply.

"Oh precious Harley, not you too. Only one. Your bottom will be sore for a week after that."

He rounded on Ivey who backed away.

"And what of you, Miss Madame Rose, get any last night." He breathed in. "Well I guess Bane is the only guy for you."

Harry walked back to the two in his bed and woke them gently, let them squawk at the lipstick (for Harley's entertainment) then teleported them back to the bar. When he returned his roommates were seated at the dining table. Selina was making bacon and eggs while Harley sat on an ice pack and Ivy nursed a hot water bottle on her lap.

"Ah my life."