Happy Birthday to Kakuzu! (day late cuz i posted at midnight) Make sure to read my other Kakuzu birthday fic 'Birthday Spankings' Please review, follow, and favorite.

Kakuzu and Hidan make even more contact. Things are getting heated and it's only the second day! Whoops spilled a can of yaoi in this chapter... happy reading!

CHAPTER 4

'The Project'

I sighed, and Hidan pranced up to be at my side.

"So whose place?" I mumbled as he smiled.

"Hmm I don't know." Hidan said still smiling.

"Well my parents left me with a small apartment, and I don't think you can be quiet." I said scanning around to look who was around us.

"My house then!" Hidan said wheeling around. We walked past the school again and continued on. It was a long, awkward, and quiet walk until we reached a large amount of houses.

"You look like a Shetland pony prancing around." I said as Hidan kept his unusual walking pattern in front of me.

"Well at least I don't walk like a steam roller." Hidan said suddenly jumping to face me.

"Oh really now." I said looking at his explosive purple eyes.

"Yeah I bet I could beat you in a race, through a short cut to my house."

I pondered for a minute, I would beat him, it would increase his trust, and overall it was a short cut.

"Okay."

"It's through all these houses and the bit of woods and we will land straight in my back yard."

I nodded.

"Ready, set, GO!" Hidan took off towards the houses and jumped on top of the fence clumsily and looked back for me to join him. Did he possess chakra? If he did, he wasn't allowed to show it to the world, or he would be put in any kind of fighting division, be hunted down by a bounty hunter, or become a bounty hunter.

He raced off on top of the fences and ran out of sight.

I hesitated for a minute and breathed out.

He was going pretty fast so I don't think anyone would see us, and he was suppressing his charka.

I jumped on the edge of the surprisingly thin fence with ease, I kept suppressing my chakra, I looked around but there were few people and no one seemed to be looking my way. I charged forward along the fences and jumped when there was a gap in-between them. I started to catch up to Hidan who was stumbling around, the fences where things and more apartments were coming up. The space was narrower and darker, Hidan was just before me, and I was gaining on him fast. Quickly, this felt like more than just a game, it was like chasing and killing a bounty. I felt my subdued charka level rise up and feel the urge to kill. Suddenly we came upon some smoke; it looked like grill smoke from a restaurant.

Hidan went to jump over a brick wall but tripped and fell down with a sickening crunch. His yell was short lived. Once I finally I was about five feet away Hidan tore up the wall and came at me with a stick.

He swung and I ducked. "You're pretty good." Hidan said with meat kebob in his mouth.

"You must read a lot of manga." Hidan said again taking a low cut jab at me I jumped and grabbed the fence with my hands, but I was so tall my toes dangled off the ground.

"Gwahaha you're gonna lose." Hidan said as he jumped to the next fence through the smoke.

Like hell I'm going to lose, this kid is pretty good with a stick. Extremely swift and strong jabs, I don't think anyone's given me such a run for my money with a stick. Wait, his lab documents said he used a pike. I wonder if I will find that at his house.

I jumped down and looked around, there was another stick, shorter and les jagged but it would work.

I grabbed the stick and carefully went after him.

Once I got out of the smoke I could see there was a small greenbelt. I jumped into the trees and I could see Hidan, I sped up to him but lost track of where he was. A hard whack got me in the lower back as Hidan came from behind me. I landed lightly on a branch and so did I.

There was silence until Hidan charged at me with his long stick. No fear showed in his eyes just a ghostly pleasure. I was on defense with the stick with Hidan jabbing and swinging this way and that. He over powered me quickly with his long pike like stick. This clumsily high school diluent turned into dangerous pest.

His fighting skill was still clumsy with swings and jabs. He seemed to have no real routine with his fight just random jabs and thrust. He wickedly laughed the whole time.

I was paying more attention to his surroundings, wherever he stepped seemed to wobble a lot as if a normal person was just jumping on them. His feet held no dim blue light and he didn't stay in one spot to long. Then it hit me.

This guy wasn't using chakra, he was just hopping from tree to tree. Amazing how a simple high school boy could jump around like that.

"You sure fight like a hammer jack style." I shouted as me ran up a tree.

"You seem like you fight like a magical girl." Hidan said flipping upside down and pushing at the tree coming quickly and powerfully at me. At that I realized he did have a fighting pattern, they were all just to test me. He realized that relentless, quick, and sharp attacks weren't usable against me so he moved onto hard and surprising attacks to catch me off guard.

Time seemed to slow down as the end of his shoes pushed off the large red tree. My heart beat so fast; honestly for a second this kid could have given me some trouble. My hearts speed up but time stayed slow, I dropped the stick and launched off the branch at him. He smiled wickedly and roared with laughter. His eyes big and his teeth pulled back into a Cheshire cat smile.

We collided, and he was quickly pushed back into the tree. My massive hand covered his whole neck. I smashed him into the tree. Wood chips flew everywhere and the tree tilted. He raised his jagged stick to strike me, but I grabbed it out of his hands and flung it behind me. It bounced off trees and broke in two and fell with a rattle to the floor.

I raised him up over my head, I thought of dropping him the floor. He kicked and struggled violently. I was going to kill him.

He let out a gurgle and I felt my scarf being pulled at. He tried to rip off the scarf but I shook him.

Damn it. I realized the point of this race was to test me. He tested me on my speed, accuracy, strength, and most of all to see if I possessed chakra.

I set him down on the branch next to me.

His face had scratches on it and we both had a little blood on us.

His shirt was ripped in the shoulders.

"What was the point of that"? I said looking away.

"Wait no, what the hell was that?" I said looking at him.

"I wanted to see what was under your scarf." Hidan said looking up at me smiling.

I was amazed at his blunt strength but mostly his stupidity. I could tell it was an honest answer.

He jumped up and went blasting by me tripping me with his foot.

"You're gonna lose." Hidan yelled. I jumped to my feet and followed it was a straight row of trees and the final leg of the race was just tripping and jumping.

A faded brown fence came into view Hidan looked like he was going to take the final jump but I pushed him mid air. He stumbled back and I made the final leap into the yard.

"Slow poke!" Hidan's voice got louder then passed me like a siren. He had pushed again off the tree he had landed on and went crashing to the ground.

His body bounced off the ground when it hit, I landed with a light but solid thump on the ground. A large husky came racing out of the back door and ran up to Hidan and jumped on Hidan's back.

"Ooof, down Chibi." Hidan said swatting the dog off. It turned to me and galloped over to me and jumped. I pet it roughly and it enjoyed it.

"A little big for 'Chibi'." I sarcastically said as Hidan rolled over the dog wagged his tail at me and ran over to Hidan to lick his face.

I looked at the house. Huge, wide, tall, just huge. It was a two-story house, the yard was huge and there was a built in pool, a large patio, outside bar, and outside furniture set. I looked at the other houses on they where equally as large. Some trees and dead grass in varying places around the yard.

"Stop it! If you don't stop I'll stuff that dog cookie so far up you ass-"

"Hmmm Konan will have a fit if you stuff it up her dog's ass." I was surprised to see Deidara leaning against the door.

"Look at what the dog dragged in, hm." Deidara looked at me and smiled.

"Yeah we got detention together and then decided to do a group project." Hidan said playfully rough housing with the extremely large dog.

"I didn't agree to either." I said.

"I was only expecting Hidan so I made sandwiches if that's okay. "

"Yeah that's fine."

"Come in." Deidara nodded to the door. He had on a dark grey razor back tank top and red plaid shorts. They were short shorts. His hair was all up in a high pony tail and he was wearing a black eye patch.

I followed Deidara in and Hidan and Chibi followed.

"Anyone here? What kind of sandwiches?" Hidan asked shutting the back door behind him.

We entered the living room; there was giant L couch and a TV. There were no pictures in the room just a lot of different art canvases. Some small and some big, and no two the same. It looked like an art show. There was a huge salt water fish tank behind part of the couch along with a lot of high coffee tables running around the back of the couch with pop cans and mugs on them. Several well used game systems were plugged into the TV. But currently heavy metal and rock was being played from the TV with ridiculously large speakers. A soft black rug covered most of the hard wood floor.

"No, Kisame's at swimming. They are gone a strategist road trip. Konan, Sasori, and Itachi are out. The nutts are out who knows were. Yeah just me and Chibi." Deidara said counting on the next room.

I placed my shoes at the back door as Hidan did. Hidan put on some panda bear slippers. I looked at Deidara's feet he had little bird slippers.

"We don't get visitors much so, bring slippers next time please, yeah." Deidara scowled at Hidan.

We walked into the kitchen, there was a lot of counter space with an island eating area. The kitchen smelled like it had been cooked in a lot. There were a lot of dishes to be cleaned.

"Its your night to do dishes." Deidara said tossing Hidan a sandwich.

"No!"

"Konan had to fill in for you so you get her dishes, yeah." Deidara finished and made the motion for me to catch a sandwich. He threw it and I caught it. Hidan went towards the front door and stomped up the stairs. Chibi followed, but came down quickly. I sat down in a stool.

"If you're wondering, there's a group of us that are exchange students and live in this house." Deidara said putting vegetables in another sandwich.

"Yeah, how long are you here for." This obviously wasn't the case but I didn't say anything.

"Till we all finish high school, un." Deidara said cutting the sand which in half.

I was just about to say something until Deidara cut me off yelling, "You better bring some band aids for Kakuzu! Hmm!"

"Give me a fucking minute!" Hidan yelled back. Chibi licked my sock.

"Chibi doesn't usually like other people." Deidara sounded pondered.

"Hmm, do you always cook." I said looking at his open cook book and batter bowel.

"Well Itachi and I cook together. I do cleaning too but just the living room." Deidara said.

Deidara put his vegetarian sandwhich in his mouth and went back to mixing his mixing bowl. The music kept the atmosphere light. Deidara himself was a happy nice guy. The kettle started to boil and he looked over at me with his one bright blue eye.

"How do you like your tea?"

His light and happy attitude caught me off guard. "Black, just leave the bag in please."

He served me my tea and another sandwich and went back to mauling the batter in the bowl.

"I'll look away." Deidara promised.

"You're making cinnamon rolls?" I asked once I put my scarf back on.

"Hmm."

"Can I suggest very softly folding the batter, I used to make them a lot."Deidara looked up at me.

I looked at his face, and he looked at mine, for the first time our eyes finally meet. He looked down and away. I had realized that he didn't really like to look at people in the face. The closer you got the more he averted his eyes. He wasn't shy he just didn't like to look at people. I didn't either.

"Are you okay?" I asked as he struggled to take out his pony tail.

"Yeah, hmm, hmmm. Yeah." Deidara was franticly placing hair over his eye patch.

"You know, you look just fine with your eye patch showing. You shouldn't be embarrassed by a minor embellishment." Deidara stopped, "You think that is bad, you should see what I have under my scarf."

Deidara paused and thought over his options. He was being so peppy so I wouldn't ask him about his eye.

"Well I just never show anyone, or have my hair up unless I know them well." Deidara said turning towards me slightly.

"I know how you feel, no one gets to see the other half of my face." I said turning away to look at Chibi.

"Thanks Kakuzu!" Deidara was beside me and before I could stop him he hugged me.

"Yeah sure." I said his long hair dragged across my face, it was the softest hair I had ever felt and it smelled like strawberries.

Deidara pinned back his hair and I helped him cook. I also pined my hair up but with a lower ponytail. Deidara got me some band aids and cleaned me up a bit. We had just placed the rolls in the oven as Hidan came thundering down the stairs.

"Another sandwich from the Hooters waitress." Hidan said slapping Deidara's butt.

"What?!" Deidara shrieked.

I looked at Hidan he had changed into black skinny jeans and an open light tan unbuttoned shirt.

"Don't worry we're just best friends, we aren't a thing." Deidara said.

"That's right because you want you and Sasori to become a thing." Hidan smirked.

Deidara turned red again.

"Go do your project." Deidara said walking into the living room.

"Your sandwich is on the counter." Deidara said from the other room.

"Well because we can't use the living room, we might as well use my room." Hidan said starting up the stairs.

"Behave your self Hidan, you know what I mean." Deidara sounded stern once again.

"Yes Goldilocks." Hidan said thumping up the stairs, I grabbed my bag and followed him. His stairs had a turn and then lead onto the top floor. Chibi followed us.

We took a left, the hallway extended farther onto the right side.

There where a lot of closed white doors. I followed Hidan into the farthest left door.

Chibi didn't come into the room he whimpered at the door before Hidan firmly closed it.

Hidan's room was a decent sized room. There was a full sized bed and a cut up couch pushed up against the end like a headboard. It was facing the wall with a good quantity of mangas, cds, and old thick books. Posters covered every inch of the walls. Most of them were ghostly and bloody ink work.

"Who did those." I asked pointing to a naked woman with blood red roses covering her breast and lower regions.

"Sasori, he does more fine work when Deidara just hurriedly splatters things on paper." Hidan said, he had manga posters.

His room looked like a normal teenage boys room.

"I have the full collection of Attack on Midgets, if you read manga. And other ones like Shield Art Online or White Butler." I walked over to his manga collection and looked over them. "What are these thinner ones?" I said taking it from the self and flipping through the pages as Hidan set down his backpack.

"What! AH! Don't look at them!" Hidan ran over to me.

I felt my face heat up as I realized it was a yaoi doujin. I placed it back on the self and turned around.

"I can explain! They are Deidara's!" Hidan came up with an obvious excuse.

"Okay." I said looking at his posters, I spotted a few band ones, and a illuminati looking one. I decided to question no more.

Hidan pulled a low table from under his bed with two cushions. He took off his slippers.

He threw one at me and I sat on it. I pulled out the rubric out of my backpack, and a notebook along with pencils.

Hidan sat across from me, I started to read the rubric. He was attentive for the most part but was obviously bored.

"So do you want to do the first Hokage of Konohagakure or the fourth?" Hidan asked.

I cringed at the name of the first, just when I had gotten life together he tore it apart.

"I have better knowledge on the first." I responded circling it.

I read more of the rubric, and we decided on doing a PowerPoint on the project. Hidan grabbed his laptop and sat next to me. My heart started to beat faster, I couldn't hear his though. He started me up on power point and I got the basics. I just typed and researched information. Hidan would make it formatted and look nice.

Hidan played some loud dubstep off of his computer.

He sat next to me for the first three slides. At one awkward point his hand went on top of mine when we were finding stuff on the internet. He grew noticeably red.

He soon went over to the other side of the table to try and work on his math homework. I finished five detailed slides when I noticed Hidan still struggling on problem one.

"If you want I'll help you on a few of those." I said.

"Like I need help from you." Hidan snapped back.

"Well first off the variable is X not Y." I said.

He gasped and looked at his math book and then at his homework.

"Maybe just this one problem." I helped him with six of his problems and showed him how I got my answers. He huffed and puffed and soon grew tired of doing the homework but kept at it. By the eighth problem I felt him softly kick my leg, I looked up at him but he seemed not to notice.

I looked outside it was dark. I looked at his alarm clock it was already seven forty.

I felt a stronger nudge on the inside of my leg, I half jumped in surprise, but Hidan was still working. I paid attention to his equation.

"Did I do this right?" Hidan looked up at me with innocent eyes as his foot softly scraped against my length.

"The fuck?" I asked.

"So I didn't do it right." Hidan asked again putting more pressure into his rub.

"Hidan what do you want?" I said.

"I'm just not interested in math, I'm more interested in you." Hidan said with a continuous slow and teasing rub.

What?! The bounty attracted to me? This handsome, sexy, and cute bounty? Me?

I looked around the room.

"Don't act like you don't wanna do math anymore. I can feel you getting harder~."

His foot created such a warm unbearable fiction on my length.

"Sorry if I'm taking this to fast, I just can't behave myself." Hidan sighed and gently pushed on my length.

I bit my lip.

"Sorry if you don't accept this, I'm gay. I figured you were too… I'll stop if you want me to." Hidan stopped, pulled his foot away and stood up.

I didn't know what to say, my hearts beated so viciously, and I was short on breath. It had been along time since I was touched that way.

I shook my head no. Hidan remained standing and blushed a lot. This was fast and sudden.

I stood up and looked down on him, he looked up.

His toes stretched up towards me.

I didn't know what to do, slowly I bent down towards him.

"Can I take it off?" Hidan said with his hand on the edge of my scarf. I scrunched away and hesitated again.

"Umm-" I started but Hidan cut me off by kissing me through the scarf. His eyes where shut but mine were wide open.

I shut my eyes and bent more into the kiss, Hidan pulled away from me and pushed me onto the bed though I willingly fell.

He straddled me from above as my legs hung off the edge of his bed. He bent back down to put his mouth to mine. I could feel his tongue through my scarf, after a short time of getting nowhere Hidan asked to remove the scarf again.

"Okay but you can't ever tell anyone what you saw." I said. "Even Deidara."

Hidan nodded.

"Please don't scream, U understand if you want to stop." I said quickly.

He nodded again. Why the hell was I doing this? The answer laid in a two shameful words: dusty testosterone.

I pulled down the scarf.

Hidan's eyes studied my face.

"You have a mask on." Hidan questioned.

"Yeah just in case my scarf gets pulled down by some eager hands. You can pull down the mask." I said quietly.

"I promise I won't tell anyone." Hidan was puzzled.

He slid his forever cold fingers under my mask and slowly started to pull it down I watched his face.

Once it passed my upper lip I noticed he slowed down. But only for a moment because he was so puzzled.

He continued on and slid it confidently off the chin.

He looked at my face for what felt like a long time. His expression softened and it was impossible to know what he was thinking.

He reached out with a slow hand and touched my cheek.

"Why?"

I was amazed that was his only response.

"When I was younger I got into some bad fights and unfortunately was reduced to my ugly state."

He stroked my cheek and I flinched away.

"I understand you pain, and I accept it. I think you a fuckin handsome man Kakuzu. The stiches add to your exoticness."

I was amazed and relaxed into his hand a little.

He gently touched my lips and then drew his hand back.

We looked at each other for a while.

It was like a beautiful pure angel looking in a destroyed mirror at a something that belonged in a horror movie.

We relaxed and he bent down and pressed his lips to mine. His lips were soft as butter, his razor teeth pulled at my lower lip. I opened my mouth slightly and so did he. We struggled on who should stick whose tongue in whose mouth first.

I put my tongue in his mouth.

I slowly explored the inside of his extremely wet mouth. All of his teeth were perfect and his breath was icy.

Soon it became a battle for dominance and our tongues swirled. His hands freed my hair of its pony tail and he ran his fingers through my chocolaty hair, I kept my hands on his back. He softly started to grind on me. With building speed Hidan's grinding became more frictional and he uttered of soft moans. My hands crept up his shirt and started to touch and grab his flawless skin.

Whenever I grabbed or scratched his moan got louder. Our making out was intense and sloppy. There was a lot of biting and licking.

Hidan snaked his pants over my bulge in my pants. He started the rub to the pace of his grinds.

His icy hands unbuttoned and started to trace over my length.

Our breath came out in short puffs.

"Damn you big!" Hidan said, I grabbed his neck and started to suck and bite on it.

Hidan rubbed the tip of my length, I couldn't help but let out a groan of pleasure.

Hidan soon started to fondle with my length, and we resumed to making out I slid my hand down his shirt and into at the edge of his pants. I could feel his tight bulge and rubbed it through his pants, he bucked and he moaned. I had unbuttoned his pants.

"What the actual fuck!?" Deidara sceamed.

Hidan's body went rigid and he covered my face with a pillow.

"Ohh Kakuzu left a while ago." Hidan said jokingly.

"Then why the hell do you have your hands in his pants HMMMMM?!" Deidara was louder than the music that had been playing.

"Deidara give me a fucking minute." Hidan said as Deidara shut the door. Hidan uncovered my face, we both gawked at each other in shock.

"They will be home soon, so I suggest your guest leaves." Deidara's muffled voice came through the door and his foot steps faded down the stairs.

We quickly buttoned up our pants and I gave the hair tie to Hidan but he said to keep it. The small talk was small and awkward. I went to put back on my mask but Hidan stopped me.

"Wait!" I turned to Hidan who jumped towards me and kissed me on the lips. He slipped me his phone number.

I grabbed my bag and fixed all my clothing. We hurried down the stairs Chibi was very happy to see me.

Deidara was still in shock, he didn't seem to be mad as he handed me my shoes.

"Can you get home from here? I could drive." Hidan offered

"No thanks I'll be okay." I leaned close to him and whispered, "I'm sorry." And quickly left and shut the door behind me.

"HMMM!?" Deidara's speech habit could be heard from the front steps of the house.

"I knew you liked him. I told you to behave!" Deidara continued.

"No use still staring at the door, lets just keep it quiet." Hidan's voice quickly followed, I walked out of their drive way and onto the side walk.

"Ohh hell no! I want full detail…" Their voices faded into the brisk night.

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