Author's Rant: I keep trying to leave this alone but something funny randomly pops up in my head!
Ichigo = Ichigo
Grimmjow = Grimmjow
Caught
Babe, please tell me Renji was fuckin' with me. Did you really get suspended from work?
Renji can't hold fuckin' water for shit. . . Yeah babe.
That's why you cleaned the house and fixed dinner this week? I thought you were on vacation!
I am since I'm not fired baby. I'm just suspended. Damn ease up on me. I'm still depressed about it. . . make me feel better.
Tell me how it happened first.
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Don't send me sad faces, stipid. It's your own fault!
You misspelled stupid.
You really wanna call out someone's mistakes RIGHT NOW Grimm? )=0
OK, OK, damn. Look this is what happened. I wasn't having a good day at work so Stark started some shit with me.
No shit.
Don't interrupt my texts!
Yeah.
You're still doing it!
Anyway, don't text until I finish.
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Babe? Where you at?
You said not to interrupt!
Yeah don't. . . Anyway here's what happened. Stark started some shit with me about me keeping my problems at the door instead of bringing them to work. So guess what I said?
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Babe?
Make up your damn mind Grimm! Shit, what'd you say?
I told his ass to stand outside.
Grimm. . . you didn't. . .
Like hell I didn't! He was getting on my fuckin' nerves, so I said all my problems start with you! So he suspended me and now I need you to tell me something dirty.
What's gonna be dirty is us living outside like a couple of fly hobos! That shit ain't cute! We need money to live on Grimm! Smh. I can't deal with you. Good bye.
. . . you mad for real?
(Takes pic and sends)
(Opens pic)
Babe, you know you look cute when you send pictures of your angry face?
(Takes pic and sends)
(Opens pic)
Babe flippin' me off ain't cute.
Neither is us washing our clothes on the sidewalk. Good bye. I need to request overtime.
Babe, it ain't all that serious. I got some money saved up so we're good.
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Babe, we ain't gonna be homeless.
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Baby. . . you no love me? =(
(Takes pic and sends)
(Opens pic)
The sidewalk?
Ok I'll be quiet. . .
Baby, I know you ain't talking to me right now but when you get off I got something ready for you.
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I'm all yours Ichigo. Just walk through the door and take advantage of me. I won't fight or nothing. Do whatever you want. So be ready for an hour of hot fucking when you get homeless.
HOME!
HOME!
HOME! Not homeless!
(Takes pic and sends)
(Opens pic)
. . . why you send a pic of Gin's mailbox?
Oh.
Babe, quit playing! I want you to come home! We need to kiss and make up! I want you to do something dirty!
(Takes pic and sends)
(Opens pic)
0_0 . . .
Why you send a pic of you stepping in the shower naked? That's dirty and mean. . . Daddy can't touch you.
Suffer. Good night. ^_^.
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