The Merc With One Piece

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or DeadPool

Plot: The Merc with a mouth, Deadpool, got sucked into the One Piece world! Thus in order to return to his time, he has to get to the Grandline and get One Piece. But after hearing about the treasure, Deadpool doesn't wanna leave until he gets the treasure and becomes a rich mother-******! Can the crew survive Deadpool?

Chapter 1: I'm a Pirate Sucka!

"Just another regular day for the awesome Deadpool." Deadpool said to himself as he put his pistol away. "Yep. Oh that reminds me, I'm gonna get a slice of pizza later. Let's see if this guy's got some money." He scouted the dead body for some money. "Gotcha!" Before he could pull the money out, it disappeared in a flashing light. "Whoa, that happened." Another light happened and found out his PISTOLS were gone! "Oh hell no! Who the hell is doing this?! Huh?! You wanna mess with the one and only..." He couldn't finish his sentence because he soon disappeared in thin air.

One Piece

Deadpool awoken and rubbed his head.

"Gee, what a hangover." he groaned as he sat up. He took a look around him. Ships, The sea, that's all he saw. "Damn. What is this? Pirates of the Caribbean?"

"About time you woke up." a voice said. Deadpool turned and saw a man with blonde hair covering one of his eyes, a strange eyebrow, and had a cigarette in his mouth. "You were sleeping for about 2 hours. Well, I couldn't tell by the mask you're wearing."

"Hey man, you didn't touch the mask right?" Deadpool asked making Sanji shake his head. "Good, hands off the merchandise. And, do you have another of of those?" He pointed to the cigarette.

"No." Sanji replied as he gave him a bowl of food. Deadpool looked at it.

"The hell is this?" he asked as he examined the bowl. "No Pizza or a banana?"

"Pizza?" Sanji asked. "Anyway, how do you plan on eating with that mask on your head?"

"I've got my ways, and you got yours." Deadpool replied. Sanji shook his head and went back inside. Deadpool pushed the food aside. "Does the writer even know where I am? Yeah that's right, I just broke the fourth wall!"

"The fourth-what?" another voice asked. Deadpool looked at the railing on top of him and saw a boy wearing a red vest and straw hat.

"What's with the straw hat? What is this, Mexico?" Deadpool continued to play with the food Sanji gave him. Luffy looked at him.

"Mexico?" Luffy asked in confusion. "And this straw hat is from my best friend Shanks."

"I wasn't asking where the straw hat came from." Deadpool pointed. "Can you tell me where I am. I swear to god if this is rehab again..."

"You're in the East Blue." Luffy replied.

"The East Blue?" Deadpool asked. "What's your name kid?"

"Monkey D. Luffy." Luffy replied grinning. "And yours?"

"Real or Super Hero?" Deadpool asked. Luffy's eyes widened. Hero?

"You're a super hero?!" Luffy asked In delight.

"Well, not a 'super' hero. Not like Spiderman, Hulk, my buddy Wolverine, Iron Man, Captain America...Why doesn't Marvel like me?!" He had invisible tears streaming down his face. "Anyway, the name's Deadpool kid. But my real name is Wade Wilson."

"Deadpool? That's a weird hero name." Luffy admitted. "I'll just call ya 'Pool'!"

"Two things are wrong with that name. 1, That name sucks and 2, it doesn't make me sound like a badass." Deadpool explained. "Do you see these swords?" He took his swords out and swung them around. "And these guns." He took out a pistol and fired, but no bullets came out. "You get the idea."

"I guess." Luffy hopped off the railing.

"Chore Boy!" a voice yelled. Luffy groaned.

"I thought your name was Luffy." Deadpool teased.

"I gotta go back to work." Before Luffy could leave, he stepped towards Deadpool inches away from his face. "You should join my crew!" Deadpool covered his ears. Damn this boy is loud.

"What kind of crew?" Deadpool pulled a camera outta nowhere. "Camera Crew?" He started to dance. "Dance crew?" Luffy laughed.

"Shishishishi! No, my pirate crew!" Luffy replied. Deadpool jumped up.

"A pirate crew?" Deadpool rubbed his chin. "Drinking, stealing, fighting, perfect for me!"

"So you can join?!" Luffy asked with stars in his eyes.

"Well first, why would a kid like you be a pirate?"

"I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!" Luffy shouted proudly.

"King of the Pirates? I never knew that existed." Deadpool pointed. Luffy shrugged. "Now, what do you do to become 'King of the Pirates'? Kill the original one?"

"You've gotta sail over the Grandline and find One Piece." Luffy said. "It's a treasure." Deadpool nodded, but in his head he was thinking 'Oh hell yeah I'm a pirate! Wolverine ain't got nothin on this! I'll be a bazillionare!'

"You just got yourself a new crew member!" Deadpool jumped as he did a air guitar. Luffy jumped in glee.

"Chore Boy! Get your ass in here!" The voice yelled, a lot angrier. Luffy groaned again.

"Buh bye!" Deadpool waved as Luffy went up the stairs.

"Hey! Why won't you go check out the rest of my crew? They'll be happy to meet you." Luffy suggested. He walked back to the kitchen. Deadpool put a hand on his chin.

"I'm friggin starving!" He looked down at the bowl of rice. "Why the hell not?"

Deadpool finished his rice and threw the bowl in the sea. He rubbed his stomach.

"What? It's not like you've seen anyone eat before." Deadpool shook his head at the camera. He sat up and wondered off. "Let's see how fancy this place is." He pushed a door open. "Wow." He looked around the restaurant. This place is like a 5 star restaurant! "Is there a table open?" He pushed a random person off the table and sat. He put his feet on top of the table as the man crawled away. "That's right buddy crawl away! Waiter! Bring me some wine and that other stuff ya have!" Everyone looked at him. "What? I'm just a man ordering a meal!"

"Of course creep." a big cook with a heart tattoo on his arm replied. "But, do you have any money?" Deadpool pulled his pockets and shrugged. No money, thanks to that accident. "Then get the hell outta here!" Patty went to hit Deadpool, but he disappeared and landed behind him.

"Over here bozo!" Deadpool teased. Patty went for a punch, but missed. "For a big fellow like you, you can't hit for..." Before he could finish, Luffy grabbed him and pulled him to where he was.

"That was awesome!" Luffy shouted. Everyone looked at them in shock and annoyance.

"I know." Deadpool replied as he dusted his shoulder. Zoro, Nami, and Usopp ran towards their captain.

"Luffy, who's this?" Usopp asked with a hint of fear in his voice. It's not everyday you see a man wearing black and red covering his whole body while carrying swords and guns.

"My name's Deadpool, Pinocchio." Deadpool replied as he flicked Usopp's long nose. He then looked at Zoro. "Hey broccoli top, how's it going?" Zoro growled. He then looked at Nami, and raised his eyebrows up and down. "What do we have here? Hey sugar." Nami narrowed her eyes. Deadpool was about to touch her, until Sanji got in his way.

"Love is a strong feeling." Sanji had a heart in his eye. He than handed her a flower "My gratitude, my love."

"Back up buddy I saw her first!" Deadpool growled. Sanji scowled at Deadpool, ignoring Nami.

"She was my love way before you!" Sanji scowled. They started to argue while Luffy talked to his crew.

"Luffy, do you trust this guy?" Nami asked.

"Of course." Luffy grinned. "He said he was a super hero. So that's why he's joining our crew!"

"What?!" the rest of his crew shouted.

"This guy doesn't look like a super hero Luffy." Usopp said nervously. "Look at him! He looks like a killer!"

"This guy doesn't seem that bad." Zoro admitted. "I'll give him props for scaring all the weak pirates. And look at his weaponry. Swords, just like me. And the way he moved, fascinating."

"But come on guys, Deadpool? That sounds like a evil name." Usopp continued to panic. "I'm I the only one who thinks it's a bad idea to let him in the crew?!"

"Yep." all three of them replied as they walked away. Usopp looked at Deadpool and back to his crew. He groaned and followed Zoro and Nami back to their ship. Once Deadpool finished his argument with Sanji 10 minutes later, a big man with purple hair and pale skin came bursting through the door with a smaller man helping him.

"Somebody! Help!" The smaller man called. Everyone looked at the big man, who was barely alive, with horror.

"It's Don Krieg!" some people gasped. "He's the most fearful pirate in the East Blue!" Deadpool raised an eyebrow at Don Krieg. The guy looked like he just saw a ghost and didn't eat in days.

"Need food. Haven't eaten in days!" moaned Don Krieg with a hint of death in his voice. Everyone refused to move. Then, Sanji was about to go to the kitchen until the cooks threatened him with knifes, forks, and pans.

"You're not moving anywhere Sanji!" a cook growled. About a minute later and some explaining, Sanji came down from the steps and settled a bowl of food next to Don Krieg. He devoured it. After he finished his meal, he stood up, and with a battle cry, he clotheslined Sanji as everyone gasped.

"Hey buddy!" shouted Deadpool. "If you wanna fight, I'll give you a fight!" He took out his pistols and aimed them at Krieg.

Deadpool: Holy S#!T that was the worst ending ever! I want my god damn money back!

Author: Calm down, I'm not a huge fan of One Piece, so expect some errors of the storyline.

Deadpool: Whatever man, the next chapter better be good and long! If not, I'll rip your head off and use it for soccer!

Author: 'gulp' S-Sure m-man.

Deadpool: Oh and by the way, you can see more of me in the author's next story after 'A Whole New Era: Time Traveling Adventure' In 'Deadpool: The Merc with the Dragon Balls!'

Author: You ruined the next story you a...

'Gunshot'

'Pleading'