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3 Bakayaro Brats and The Bigger Badder Vegeta
"Vegeta!" Bulma screamed at her Saiyajin husband, both anger and exhaustion apparent within her bloodshot eyes. "What have I told you about using the gravity room at night and ughhh! I thought I told you to put those 2 to bed! Darn you! Your hopeless," and with that Bulma fiercly stalked out of the GR, exasperation apparent in her voice, as she went into her and Veggeta's room, not looking forward to going to bed alone one bit.
"Ignore her brats," Vegeta said as soon as Bulma was out of earshot. "Now that you've had your fun, it's time for another story, so just sit down right here and listen."
"But Mr. Vegeta," Goten began uncertainly, "You told us that we had to train. I thought it was a punishment."
"Training is never a punishment brat! Now shut up and listen! Training is a reward and I have a story for you 2 brats to show you just how important training is. It is called The 3 Bakayaro Brats and The Bigger Badder Vegeta."
Once upon there were 3 little brats who never trained and lived with their black haired harpy of a mother. A long time ago they'd trained, but a few years ago the harpy had decided to make them study. Though they'd fought valiantly against her evil plans, she eventually defeated them with the help of Bulma the Blue Haired Wench. A few years later, the 3 brats went off to live on their own at the 2 hags demands and with their P.H.D's went out to live on their own.
The first one's name was Goten, the 3rd class bakayaro and he used his knowledge to build a machine that could make infinite amounts of food in a split second.
"Hey Trunks! That guys name is the same as mine!" Goten said, a big Son grin plastered across his face.
"No duh," Trunks replied, rolling his eyes. "I can't believe how stu-"
"Silence brats!" Vegeta screamed, flaring to Super Saiyajin. "I'm not done yet, so just shut up and listen, or else I'll send you both on a one way trip to Otherworld via Big Bang Express! Got it !?!"
Meekly shaking their heads, the so-called twin terrors cowered at the sight of Vegeta's Super Saiyajin form, praying to Kami for dear life. Unfortunately for them, Kami was currently taking a nap. After all, even teenage Gods need to sleep sometime.
So then... After a while, a sligh, yet powerful. Short, yet incredibly handsome and uneducated, yet brilliant Prince, as well as the unchallenged ruler of the the entire universe, Saiyajin warrior decided to go to Goten's house, but Goten had been warned by the harpy about talking to strangers, so when Vegeta knocked on the door Goten would not let him in.
Angry at this slight towards him, Vegeta gave him one warning. "Open up, or I'll huff puff and blow you all up!" Though now that he knew what he was dealing with Goten was petrified, he had been prepared for such a situation and decided to use his only hope... The Eternal Dragon.
Summoning up the creatures near infinite power, Goten made his wish. "Eternal Dragon! I wish for Vegeta to go away!"
"Sorry kid," the dragon answered, sweat dropping. "No can do. Not even I'm stupid enough to mess with that guy."
"But I thought you possesed near infinite power!" Goten replied, becoming very worried at his predicament.
"Well you see kid. The thing about near infinite power is it's all relative. Compared to you, or Kakkaroto, or say those hunks of scrap metal Gero created, I'm pretty strong, but me vrs. Vegeta. I'd have no chance at all. See ya in your next lifetime kid," the dragon finished and with that the dragon balls blasted off in all directions, leaving Goten alone and with only one chance for survival. He decided to get on his knees and beg for mercy.
Unfortunately, Vegeta was in a rather bad mood by that point, so he simply blasted the weakling bakayaro into the next dimension.
Next, Vegeta visited Trunks, a now wealthy buisness man. He went up to Trunks' door and knocked, but Trunks' had been given the same foolish instructions, as the other baka Vegeta had met earlier that day and so he chose not to open the door. Again, Vegeta asked sweetly if he could come in. "Open up, or I'll blow you all up," but Trunks' had become a bakayaro idiot from all his time studying, so he didn't open the door and was quickly blown up.
Finally, the last of the brats was visited by our hero, Vegeta. Vegeta once again knocked on the door lightly and asked in his most reasonable voice, "Open the H.F.I.L, or you'll be lucky to only get blown to Kingdom Come, you baka!" But, as usual, the bakayaro idiot, whose name just happened to be Gohan by the way, was to foolish from all the time he'd spent doing weak studying crap, only fit for weakling, bakayaro humans, to heed Vegeta's perfectly reasonable advisory. Remembering how strong he'd been a few years ago, before he'd started studying like a baka, decided to fight Vegeta. Calling on his full power, Gohan ascended to an incredible level of power, which because he was such a bakayaro weakling from all the weak human crap, was too much for his body and it blew itself up and everyone who trained lived happily ever after. The End.
Next Time on Veggie Tales: Vegeta tells the final fairy tale, though not his last story, by far and Goten is sent home after his and Goten's sleepover, but what's this !?! He's decided to start talking like Vegeta and oh ya! I will be taking suggestions as to what the last fairy tale should be, so if you've got a suggestion, leave a review saying what it is. Next Time on Veggie Tales!
P.S. Sorry about the long wait between chapters, but what can you do?
3 Bakayaro Brats and The Bigger Badder Vegeta
"Vegeta!" Bulma screamed at her Saiyajin husband, both anger and exhaustion apparent within her bloodshot eyes. "What have I told you about using the gravity room at night and ughhh! I thought I told you to put those 2 to bed! Darn you! Your hopeless," and with that Bulma fiercly stalked out of the GR, exasperation apparent in her voice, as she went into her and Veggeta's room, not looking forward to going to bed alone one bit.
"Ignore her brats," Vegeta said as soon as Bulma was out of earshot. "Now that you've had your fun, it's time for another story, so just sit down right here and listen."
"But Mr. Vegeta," Goten began uncertainly, "You told us that we had to train. I thought it was a punishment."
"Training is never a punishment brat! Now shut up and listen! Training is a reward and I have a story for you 2 brats to show you just how important training is. It is called The 3 Bakayaro Brats and The Bigger Badder Vegeta."
Once upon there were 3 little brats who never trained and lived with their black haired harpy of a mother. A long time ago they'd trained, but a few years ago the harpy had decided to make them study. Though they'd fought valiantly against her evil plans, she eventually defeated them with the help of Bulma the Blue Haired Wench. A few years later, the 3 brats went off to live on their own at the 2 hags demands and with their P.H.D's went out to live on their own.
The first one's name was Goten, the 3rd class bakayaro and he used his knowledge to build a machine that could make infinite amounts of food in a split second.
"Hey Trunks! That guys name is the same as mine!" Goten said, a big Son grin plastered across his face.
"No duh," Trunks replied, rolling his eyes. "I can't believe how stu-"
"Silence brats!" Vegeta screamed, flaring to Super Saiyajin. "I'm not done yet, so just shut up and listen, or else I'll send you both on a one way trip to Otherworld via Big Bang Express! Got it !?!"
Meekly shaking their heads, the so-called twin terrors cowered at the sight of Vegeta's Super Saiyajin form, praying to Kami for dear life. Unfortunately for them, Kami was currently taking a nap. After all, even teenage Gods need to sleep sometime.
So then... After a while, a sligh, yet powerful. Short, yet incredibly handsome and uneducated, yet brilliant Prince, as well as the unchallenged ruler of the the entire universe, Saiyajin warrior decided to go to Goten's house, but Goten had been warned by the harpy about talking to strangers, so when Vegeta knocked on the door Goten would not let him in.
Angry at this slight towards him, Vegeta gave him one warning. "Open up, or I'll huff puff and blow you all up!" Though now that he knew what he was dealing with Goten was petrified, he had been prepared for such a situation and decided to use his only hope... The Eternal Dragon.
Summoning up the creatures near infinite power, Goten made his wish. "Eternal Dragon! I wish for Vegeta to go away!"
"Sorry kid," the dragon answered, sweat dropping. "No can do. Not even I'm stupid enough to mess with that guy."
"But I thought you possesed near infinite power!" Goten replied, becoming very worried at his predicament.
"Well you see kid. The thing about near infinite power is it's all relative. Compared to you, or Kakkaroto, or say those hunks of scrap metal Gero created, I'm pretty strong, but me vrs. Vegeta. I'd have no chance at all. See ya in your next lifetime kid," the dragon finished and with that the dragon balls blasted off in all directions, leaving Goten alone and with only one chance for survival. He decided to get on his knees and beg for mercy.
Unfortunately, Vegeta was in a rather bad mood by that point, so he simply blasted the weakling bakayaro into the next dimension.
Next, Vegeta visited Trunks, a now wealthy buisness man. He went up to Trunks' door and knocked, but Trunks' had been given the same foolish instructions, as the other baka Vegeta had met earlier that day and so he chose not to open the door. Again, Vegeta asked sweetly if he could come in. "Open up, or I'll blow you all up," but Trunks' had become a bakayaro idiot from all his time studying, so he didn't open the door and was quickly blown up.
Finally, the last of the brats was visited by our hero, Vegeta. Vegeta once again knocked on the door lightly and asked in his most reasonable voice, "Open the H.F.I.L, or you'll be lucky to only get blown to Kingdom Come, you baka!" But, as usual, the bakayaro idiot, whose name just happened to be Gohan by the way, was to foolish from all the time he'd spent doing weak studying crap, only fit for weakling, bakayaro humans, to heed Vegeta's perfectly reasonable advisory. Remembering how strong he'd been a few years ago, before he'd started studying like a baka, decided to fight Vegeta. Calling on his full power, Gohan ascended to an incredible level of power, which because he was such a bakayaro weakling from all the weak human crap, was too much for his body and it blew itself up and everyone who trained lived happily ever after. The End.
Next Time on Veggie Tales: Vegeta tells the final fairy tale, though not his last story, by far and Goten is sent home after his and Goten's sleepover, but what's this !?! He's decided to start talking like Vegeta and oh ya! I will be taking suggestions as to what the last fairy tale should be, so if you've got a suggestion, leave a review saying what it is. Next Time on Veggie Tales!
P.S. Sorry about the long wait between chapters, but what can you do?