A/N: I am aware that this is long overdue but …
Meanwhile, in a chat room somewhere on the internet…
THEConsultingDetective322 has signed in.
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ArmyDoc88: So…do you think the letters worked?
IdominatetheMAN7: Fat chance, this was totally gratuitous.
MissPathologyLuv2: Now don't be so negative, we can't know that.
THEConsultingDetective322: Face it, based on some complex deductions I've been working out lately, it's safe to say this sort of thing will in fact be entirely useless.
MissPathologyLuv2: Oh sure, agree with her!
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THEConsultingDetective322: Lestrade, just the man we've been looking for, did the letters work?
_TheDIman_: Sorry fellas, it seems that our letters have done nothing to decrease the amount of fanfics produced daily. In fact, some degenerate ass-hat plagiarist who goes by the name The Mad Reader has turned them into a fanfiction in and of their selves.
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PeopleareBORING123: Oho, it seems your brilliant plan has failed Sherlock, how surprising! NOT! I should've know you'd turn out to be like those borings.
TheMoranMan45: haha good one boss
THEConsultingDetective332: Shut up Moriarty, I'm still trying to figure out how to kill you but when I DO! Oh, you shall SEE!
ArmyDoc88: Hey guys, what's MPREG? Is it like some sort of file type?
TheMoranMan45: . ?term=mpreg
ArmyDoc88: Good lord…
DontneedcracktobeSMART33333 has signed in.
DontneedcracktobeSMART33333: Guys, I just saw a crack!fic where I give birth to Sally's baby, by laying the fertilized egg. HELP! It burns!
IdominatetheMAN7: Ah shut up Anderson, stop being such a little bitch and man the fuck up! We all have to deal with it.
MissPathologyLuv2: Leave him alone Irene, the only reason you're saying that is because you always play the bitchy whore in every single fic!
IdominatetheMAN7: And you often star as the loser love interest hopeless teenage girls base all their hopes and dreams in to be with a guy who is obviously uninterested by writing stupid fanfics.
MissPathologyLuv2: WHORE!
IdominatetheMAN7: bitch.
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: Who are all of you? Isn't this the Sherlock chat room?
THEConsultingDetective322: It's us Mrs. Hudson, the idea is to use different names, made up ones.
: But what's the point, I can guess who all of you are now, actually.
ArmyDoc88: Umm…
PeopleareBORING123: Did Mrs. Hudson just break the internet?
: Never you mind, I've better things to do with my time anyway.
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SgtWithACause111: Great, all you freaks are here.
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ArmyDoc88: I really don't know why teenage girls persist in pretending Sherlock and I are gay. I mean, do we really act THAT gay?
TheMoranMan45: …
IdominatetheMAN7: …
PeopleareBORING123: …
_TheDIman_: …
THEConsultingDetective322: GUYS?!
MissPathologyLuv2: well, umm…You know…
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THEConsultingDetective322: The internet is dark and full of terrors.
IdominatetheMAN7: the best you can do is a game of thrones reference?
PeopleareBORING123: Told you he was a boring, now how about that date?
THEConsultingDetective322: You are SO dead!
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ArmyDoc88: Hey, you can't have spaces in your user name.
The English Government: can do what it wants.
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DontneedcracktobeSMART33333: so we're not going to discuss the crack! Fic where I give birth to Sally's baby eggs?
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