Disclaimer: I own neither Harry Potter, nor Naruto. The two belong to the wonderful J K Rowling and the awesome Masashi Kishimoto respectively.

Warning: Definitely language...Let's see, what else? Hmmm... There is angst, abuse, and violence in the beginning of this story. It will become more fun/humorous... heck, knowing me I'll throw in a joke or two during angst moments too :D lol I'm not the type that can do "super serious" for long! XD lol Um... there will be both Slash/Yaoi, and Hetero relationships with a possibility of Fem!Slash/Yuri... I believe love is love and do not limit the character's relationships due to gender.

Key:

'Thoughts'

"Death"

{ Kyuubi }

§ Parseltongue §

::Jutsu::

"Talking"

WFW or *"Talking"* = Purposefully taken from the series word for word, more or less...

Summary: To Harry death always meant "That's It, Game Over, The End..." He had no clue as to how wrong he was! Apparently "Master of Death" was a bad translation. "Death's New Toy" would have been more accurate... The ninja world is in for a shock!

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Death is Only the Beginning!

Chapter Zero: Prologue

WC: 1122

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"Since you are the..." the dark voice started to chuckle, as if he found the next sentence hilarious and had a bit of trouble keeping a straight face. "...so-called "Master of Death," I have decided to let you pass unhindered to your next life, complete with memories from your time as Harry Potter.

Oh! I'm sending the Bookworm along as well, mind and all, since she tried to save you.

You see, Fate and I have come to an agreement... allowing you both to be reborn in a place where "magic" doesn't exist should be highly entertaining, especially since the two of you shall retain your abilities. You will become a new "Bloodline," more or less, which will turn their world on it's head and bring society to it's knees.

Have fun you two! I know we will..."

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Harry was surrounded by total darkness. He could hear voices, but barely. It was as if he were in the bottom of a barrel, the voices were so muffled it wasn't even funny. Not that it mattered overly much seeing as he seemed to drift in and out of consciousness.

'Consciousness first, voices... lat...er...'

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"This really hurts, ya know!"

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"You're the Fourth Hokage! Show some composure!"

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"Hang in there, Kushina! Hang in there, Naruto!"

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"Naruto, hurry up and come out! Kyuubi, you stay in there!"

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The sounds of a baby crying could be heard echoing off the walls...

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Harry slowly became aware, though he had yet to open his eyes. Years of Auror training and experience taught him to gain as much information as quickly as possible without showing all one's cards.

A prime example being that one is conscious. The longer people were unaware of such a thing, the more candid they tended to be... and Harry could sense he was not alone.

'Are they crying?' He could only hope the "voice" from before didn't intend for him to witness his own funeral or something.

That would be extremely awkward. Even more so when he realized he was being held like a baby.

'Screw information gathering, what the hell is going on?' Harry thought as he opened his eyes, only to have said eyes widen in shock.

There before him was quite possibly the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and he had been introduced to several Veela in his lifetime so that was saying something! Her hair looked like pure fire, a red that not even his beloved Weasleys could dare match, and her smile... She was radiant. Yet her violet eyes were full of tears and, if the blood and marks upon her otherwise flawless pale skin was anything to go by, she had been in a battle...

The place shook and a thunderous roar could be heard from nearby.

'Scratch that, it appears the battle is still going on.' Well, Harry would just have to help.

Only he couldn't seem to move his limbs properly.

'What in the world?' He did NOT like feeling helpless. 'Oh shit! You've gotta be kidding me!' Like it or not, he WAS helpless.

A defenseless newborn to be more precise.

'Well that explains the baby crying I heard earlier...'

*"Naruto…"* At the sweet sound of the woman's voice Harry turned his full attention to her and what he saw caused him to panic. She had the eyes of someone who had come to terms with the fact they are going to die.

'No, no, no! This can't be happening. I have to help her.'

*"You're going to experience a lot of pain and suffering."*

'That's the story of my life. Stick around and I'll tell it to you sometime.' Harry tried to convey the message, but it seemed as if his body needed some time to develop before he would be able to perform magic. 'Damn it!'

*"Remember who you are!"*

'I do, but I'm not so sure it is necessarily a good thing.' Especially if that meant watching, and remembering, his mother's death. Again.

*"Find a goal…"*

'I've got one, it's to save you!' Harry thought as he desperately tried to call his magic to him.

So what if straining his magical core at such a young age could possibly make him a Squib, it would be worth it if he could prevent history from repeating itself!

*"A dream…"*

'I prefer Dreamless Sleep actually, my only "visions" during slumber seem to be nightmares.'

*"And don't stop trying until it comes true."*

'Working on it, but it doesn't appear that magic wants to work with me. Doesn't mean I'm going to give up. Come on! This can't happen again!' Alas, perhaps it was time for a different approach. 'Damn it Fate, once is bad enough, but twice is just bullshit!'

*"There's… there's so much more that I want to say… to teach you… I want to stay with you…"*

'Then stay!' It was a losing battle, but he couldn't stop himself from praying that everything would be alright.

That he would have his parents there for him throughout his life for once!

"Kushina, come on! If we are going to save Naruto, then we need to seal the Kyuubi NOW!" Came a familiar, male, voice from off in the distance.

The same person others had referred to as the "Fourth Hokage" while Harry had been dancing in and out of consciousness if he wasn't mistaken. Which could only mean...

'History really is about to repeat itself.' Even in another life, what he thought might be a new start, things weren't so different.

He had parents who would give their lives for him, and they had every intention of doing so.

*"I love you."*

Next thing Harry knew he had "Big, Red, and Furry" sealed within his tiny body. Not like he paid it much mind. The beast could roar and rage all it wanted, he'd be damned if he let his parent's sacrifices' be in vain! The Kyuubi could just sit tight and deal with the fact it had once again been sealed inside a Human.

An extremely pissed off, magically inclined Human.

Though on the day of his "birth," Harry was more focused on what he had lost rather than what he'd gained. Sharing a body with another soul he could deal with, he'd done it before. Growing up without parents? Sure he'd been there, done that...

Yet he couldn't help but cry for the family he'd never have.

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A/N: This idea for a crossover has been bouncing around in my head for a while so I decided to go with it. I find it rather relaxing and hope that you are entertained by it as well. As far as update schedule, there isn't one because the key is WHEN I can find time to write XD lol

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