OTP Meme 14: Genderswapped.

A/N: I'm sorry you guys! I was uber busy and confused about this prompt. After all, there was shark week, Inigo's birthday, I was sick, assigned reading, new schools, my file in FE:A got deleted, Heroes of Cosplay (I SAW MARTH IN THE OPENING), sleeping, driving practice, my mom making me shop for clothes, more sleep, movies, and writer's block.

Disclaimer, blah blah. Fire Emblem isn't mine because of blah reasons. Don't sue or Mary Sue me.

OH! HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY FREDERICK! You made the first part of the game a breeze…[Also, happy uber late birthday to Inigo & Olivia. I wanted to post another chapter then… but UNGH.)

"I ought to curse your daughter into next week," Tharja hissed as she clutched her precious cursing implements to her chest.

"Please don't! I'll… I'll tell her not to steal your things again, but don't curse her!" Stahl pleaded for his daughter's safety from a very angry dark mage. Kjelle had apparently gone on a 'crusade' with Severa and Owain to steal Tharja's cursing implements, thus saving both Noire and the Shepherds (well, mostly Noire) from the dark mage's mischievous activities.

It wasn't the first time such a thing happened, but it usually ended terribly. Henry, for one, wanted to save his precious Noire himself but ended up earning the fingers of a toad's for three weeks (assuming toads had fingers.) Why Kjelle decided to do the same while knowing of the consequences was beyond Sully's comprehension, but she knew that nobody was getting away for 'free' in this case.

Not only did the three children steal the cursing implements, they also brought water balloons and leftovers from Sully's and Kjelle's cooking as weapons. Once they stumbled into Tharja, they immediately took fire upon the woman and ran away as fast as Lon'qu once did from Robin on Stahl's horse. Sadly, as they were running, they literally bumped into Henry and, upon seeing his wife's state, cackled and then made them face her 'judgement.'

"Hmph. You better," with that she stomped off, smiling Henry in tow. She suddenly stopped and faced Stahl, a black aura around her and her eyes seeming to glow. "Be warned, though. Someone will pay," she hissed before continuing on her way.

Once the coast was clear, Sully sighed and approached her fiancé. "What the hell did you get into this time, Stahl?" she punched him lightly on the shoulder.

"Hopefully not my funeral casket…"

Three days later, Stahl woke up before Sully did. He wasn't even hungry, surprising him even more. Looking out of the tent, the only two people that appeared to be awake (or rather, half awake) were Frederick, whom was lazily poking at the campfire, and Cordelia, who seemed to be on cooking duty that morning (most likely teamed up with Nowi, who was probably either asleep or 'gathering food' from the woods.)

Looking behind him, he saw there was no sign of Sully waking up anytime soon and deemed it would be fine if he had breakfast before her. Besides, he could still have his second and third breakfasts with her and tell her that it was his first serving (although she could see right through his lies, especially when it came to food.)

"Good morning Frederick." The look he received from the knight was one of surprise. His eyebrows furrowed together and he rubbed his eyes. He looked very tired today… it made him look cute…

Cute? Maybe Stahl really needed that breakfast and a nap. He sighed and decided to ignore the clearly confused and tired knight.

"So Cordelia, what's for breakfast?" Stahl smiled and held snatched the plate nearest to him (it had slight charring around the edges, proof of the incident when Nowi burped out flames on accident.)

"… Do I know you?" Cordelia tilted her head. "You seem familiar… but I'm certain I've never seen you before."

"What? It's me, Stahl! Normal shepherd with skills that are average?"

She scoffed at him. "Nonsense. Stahl is a man, you're a woman."

"Yes, yes- WHAT?" he tilted his plate so he could see his face, and his mouth opened in shock. Not only was he a woman, he made a damn fine one at that.

"… Let me guess… Tharja?" Cordelia sighed. "You always manage to find a way to get under her skin one way or another."

"H-hey!" He wasn't that annoying, right?

Ignoring his protest, Cordelia continued. "Nevertheless, you should talk to her. I'll make Frederick go with you to ensure that she will turn you back."

"Egads Stahl! You look terrible, what happened?!" Sully exclaimed as her fiancé collapsed on their bed.

Stahl took a deep breath and began his tale: "I woke up, ate, found out I was a woman, spoke to Tharja, got chased by Tharja, spoke to Henry, helped to turn Tharja into a man, and came over here."

"Damn." Sully scratched her head, unsure of any other way to respond.

"I know," Stahl groaned.

A/N: This chapter was so… challenging. I can't even find a good enough reason to make both of them genderswapped… le sigh.

Welp, time to recreate the Mighty Morgaco and his stick of legend. G'day and….

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