The Summoning Ritual and a Stupid Prank

a/n & dis: I do not under ANY circumstance own Naruto. Kishimoto-sensei does. I own my OCs, my plot and my insanity. I'd appreciate if you kept flames to a minimum, Tobirama and Zabuza ran away with the rest of my Suiton users. But I'm willing to take all the constructive criticism you can give me. This is most DEFINITELY AU, warning you now. The pairings are Mina x Kush, Shika x Yosh, Miko x Fuga, Tsume x OC, and Kure x Asuma. More pairings will be revealed as I introduce more characters.

An athletic redhead looked around the large clearing she and her adopted sisters stood in and said, "It'll work. Let's start setting up."

The 4 women behind her nodded and began to draw symbols along the circumference of the clearing.

"You sure about this Shiner?" asked a tall woman with shoulder-length messy brown hair and red fangs tattooed under eyes with vertical pupils.

"We don't really have another choice here Tsume. Our country needs strong guardians," said Kushina, "Ones strong enough to fend off the invasion. Our animal spirits alone aren't enough anymore."

A long haired brunette sighed and asked, "There's no changing your mind, is there Kushina?"

"No, Yoshino, there isn't. Don't try and stop me Mikoto, Kurenai. Just send out your spirits to find fitting champions," said Kushina as she and her five 'sisters' sat with their backs to each other in the center of the summoning circle.

"I call upon the spirit within me," said Kushina, "The fiery 9-tailed fox brings forth a speedy champion." A gold glow emanated from the woman's closed eyes.

"I call upon the spirit within me," said Tsume, "The loyal wolf brings forth a reliable champion." A red glow began to emanate from Tsume's heart.

"I call upon the spirit within me," said Yoshino, "The protective stag brings forth an analytical champion." A black glow emanated from Yoshino's mouth.

"I call upon the spirit within me," said Mikoto, "The swift falcon brings forth a stern champion." A brown glow began to emanate from Yoshino's feet.

"I call upon the spirit within me," said Kurenai, "The tricky tanuki brings forth a tricky champion." A grey glow began to emanate from Kurenai's hands.

The five glows separated from the woman and shot off, vanishing in the blink of an eye.

"I hope this works Shiner," said Tsume as she looked at where the lights vanished from.

"You and me both," said Kushina.

Minato, Arashi, Shikaku, Fugaku and Asuma watched and laughed at several passers-by who tried to pick up the coins they had glued to the sidewalk.

"Classic!" laughed Asuma loudly.

"It's sad that people keep trying," said Shikaku uninterestedly.

"Yep," said Arashi

Minato and Fugaku shook their heads as more people attempted to lift their money.

The blond male's blue eyes narrowed as he noticed a gold light condensing on his skin.

"What the…this is troublesome," said Shikaku as he tried to wipe the black glow off his skin.

"Strange…" said Arashi as he tried to shake off the red glow.

"No really? Thank you for that masterful observation captain obvious," said Asuma snarkily as he tried to ignore the grey light that was accumulating on his skin.

Fugaku sighed and opened his mouth to speak before the brown light he was emanating and the light from his friends' skins shone blindingly bright, blinding them for an eternity wrapped in a second as they lost their sense of the world.

Eons passed in moments before the five men fell onto the dirt of the clearing surrounded by five women.