I Told You So

"Dick, you really don't wanna do this," Barbara said.

Dick tilted his head and raised his eyebrows, crossing his arms.

"And why not?" he asked.

"Because," she replied.

He uncrossed his arms and sighed deeply.

"Well, here it goes,"

And he reached down to tickle her.

"Aww," he moaned in pain as Alfred wrapped up his bruised torso.

"Sorry, Master Richard," the butler replied.

"What's happening here?" Bruce asked, walking into the Batcave.

Alfred looked up.

"Well, Master Bruce," Alfred started. "Master Richard here, decided to have a tickle fest with Mistress Barbara,"

He gestured to Barbara, who was red from laughing, sitting on the chair in front of the Batcomputer.

Bruce raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms.

"So what's wrong with Richard?"
he asked.

Alfred thought for a moment before answering.

"A mild concussion, bruised ribs, a broken arm and a dislocated shoulder," he stated.

Bruce nodded, having lots of experience switch this, and walked back up to the manor.

"THAT'S IT?!" Dick exclaimed.

The multimillionaire walked back a few steps and smirked.

"Yup,"

And he walked away once again.

Dick groaned. "YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!"

He lay back down and let Alfred work on him again.

Dick glared at Barbara.

She, in turn, shrugged and walked over.

Leaning to him, she gave him a light kiss and raised an eyebrow.

"I'm a bit ticklish,"she started, walking away with a smirk on her face.

"But," she stopped in her tracks and looked over shoulder. "I told you so,"

A/N haha it's so crazy. Lol