"Megamind! What is this?!" "I know! Isn't it amazing Roxy?!" "Not sure that would be the word I would use." said Roxanne with a smirk. "What are you talking about? It's AMAZING!" "How did you even get it up here?" "I dehydrated it. Duh." "Right? Well, where did you get it?" "The Metro City Junkyard." "Really. A broken down motor scooter." "Yep!" Megamind glanced at Roxanne and saw she was not impressed. "Well, look." said Megamind, launching himself towards the motor scooter. It was a folding scooter from the 1960s. All faded orange, with rusty rims and tares in the seat. "It is a nice antique. From the 60's. How cool is that?" said Megamind in the attempt to reassure her.

"It's antique alright, and in horrible condition. Gosh Megamind, I thought you had some style." Roxanne stated, teasing him a little. "What! I have the best style out of any one. I have presentation." "Not now you don't." said Roxanne. Megamind's eyes were filled with sadness as he pouted his lips. Roxanne sighed. "Well, I am sure I can figure something out to do with it." Megamind lit up. "Yeah. Let's go ride it." "Wait. Ride it? Is it even ride able?" Megamind took the handles of the scooter and pushed it towards the door. "It is in fact, and I'm going to take my girl out in the town." "Yippee?" said Roxanne with a little more sarcasm then necessary.

They made their way outside Roxanne's apartment building, the Scooter shaking down every step, bolts and nuts flying off from every direction. Megamind reassuring her over and over that the Scooter didn't really need that one or that one. "Why didn't we take the elevator?" asked Roxanne in a more irritated mood then she wanted. "I wanted the walk."

Once outside, the chill of the spring morning hit Roxanne and cooled her temper a bit. Megamind's adorable huge smile that spread across his face melted her heart and Roxanne couldn't help but smile. She shook her head lightly and giggled. "You ready?" asked Megamind. "Alright. Let's do this thing." Megamind grabbed the handle bars of the Scooter and with a spin , he pulled off a cloak that covered the actually thing. Roxanne's jaw dropped. Blue and black iridescent 55 Chevy Bel air. "It's beautiful! I love it!" "Yeah. Did you really think I would get you a broken down Scooter from the Junkyard. What kind of man do you think I am?" She ignored the question and asked her own. "How did that cloak even hide all this?" "Please, that was the hard part. Wait till you see this!"

Megamind opened the door and sitting inside, he searched for the blue button hiding just above the steering wheel, and pushed it. The car lifted from the ground and the wheels turned up right and started spinning. "You got me a Hover Car?!" "No, I built it. And it's way more than a Hover Car." Megamind reached a hand out for Roxanne's and she took it gladly. He pulled her up and she crawled over him to the passenger side. "Why can't I drive it?" Roxanne pouted. "On the way back. Right now, I want to take my girl for a ride." Roxanne grinned and they took off in a blast. "Happy Birthday Baby! Wooooo!"

Megamind drove Roxanne at 127 miles an hour around buildings and past traffic to the Metro City Park. Landing on clear path of green, he got out and ran to the other side to open the car door. Grabbing his hand, Roxanne jumped out and flung her arms around Megamind. "that was fun. Thank you. So you brought me to the park?" "Yep. Remember our date here?" "Yep. It was when I told you my mom and I used to come here all the time and it was now a dump, and the next day it was all cleaned up. I wounder who could have done that." Megamind shrugged and smiled. Roxanne slipped her high heels off and placed them in the car and Megamind shut the door. "I got something else for you Roxy." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah. Look. No memory being relived can go with out the main event." Megamind slid his hand in his pocket of his leather pants and pulled out two dehydrated squares. Using his spit for water, the two squares became two lovely red and blue bicycles. "Oh, can this get any better?" asked Roxanne. "Well, I still have one more surprise for you to night. Wink wink!" "Subtle Megamind." said Roxanne, as she hoped on to her bike. "Ewww! I think I just touched some of your spit. Thanks a lot." "Sorry Roxanne." offered Megamind with a smile.

Candles were lit and the bed was ready for that nights "entertainment". After the ride in the park, a few ice cream cones, a comedy in the theater, and a few dozen dances after dinner at their spot where they had first kissed, Megamind drove Roxy to his beautiful mansion where the former Lady Scott and her family had lived before finding a much better or should I say quieter mansion in the Western Hebrides, and giving the old one to Megamind.

He carried her in side, Roxanne feeling a little embarrassed, but excited at the same time. He placed her in his bed and and she reached up to tie the cape off of him. "What no role play?" asked Megamind. Roxanne threw her head back and laughed. "Maybe some other time." Megamind shrugged and threw off his shoes. Taking her leg, he slid his hand down from her thigh passed her knee, and down to the calf to her foot and unlaced her shoes, placing the two to the side knowing all to well what Roxanne would do if he scuffed them in any way. Her nice red pumps, that matched her sexy, off the shoulder, just below the butt, red dress. Her skin was so soft.

Roxanne let out a giggle she didn't want Megamind to hear, but of course he did, and he wrapped her legs around his waist and leaned over her, nuzzling his nose softly against her cheek, which had only made her giggle even more. "Megamind! Stop it." she laughed. "Nope." He lightly started kissing her, from her cheeks, to her slender neck, to her color bone. Butterfly kisses.

Roxanne pulled him up to meet her mouth, and she kissed him passionately. Megamind threw his ACDC T- shirt off to the side and lifted Roxanne to the sitting position. He slid his hand around her and started unzipping her dress. Once the dress had fell from her chest, and lay lazily around her breasts, once, Megamind couldn't breath, once he got to the point that he must have her now, all of her, to be inside her and posses her, to share their innermost feelings without saying any word at all, but by the motion of they're bodies, moving together as one, the closet door opened.

"Surprise! O God!" came a room full of people. Megamind and Roxanne fell from the bed, Roxanne landing on top of Megamind's manhood, making him grunt harshly in pain, and Roxanne couldn't help but notice it and blushed. Not wanting anyone to see, she grabbed his hand, helped him up and stood in front of him, and despite the effort, it wasn't helping. His mind was still fuzzy, and he could still smell her and taste her. Grabbing his blanket, Megamind wrapped it around Roxanne and she took it quickly, forgetting how close her breasts were to flashing everyone. "Sorry, sorry. We had to stop you before you went too far!" said Minion in a panic. "Megamind, how can you do this to Ms. Richie? You two aren't even married." "Minion! What are you and everyone else doing here? I told you I needed the house to myself tonight." Megamind said through gritting teeth.

"We wanted to throw a surprise party for Ms. Richie. The Mayor is here, along with the Warden and a few of his guards, Roxie's friends, Becky, Belle, Rosanne, Mr. Gates, Mrs. Sullivan, Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, the Longlies, and My friend Bill." "Who?" asked Megamind. "Bill. I met him a few days ago, I thought I had told you that." "Minion, if you had told me that, then I would definitely remember. Do not insult me. You could have eccleast told me you were doing this. Then I could have gone somewhere else with her." "It's alright Megamind. Really." "No, it is not fine!" Roxanne's face had gone down a bit, not so hot from flushing, but Megamind was bright purple, launching Roxanne's memory to the old Smurf joke Minion had told her a few months earlier. 'When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?' Well, now she new the answer. And she was adored by it.

They all made their way into the living room, gathering together around the hearth. Minion, along with his friend Bill he had apparently met a few days ago, handed out snacks and drinks that Minion had prepared before Megamind and Roxanne's arrival. By then, Roxanne was able to control the embarrassment of just a few moments ago, and push it aside. Megamind on the other hand was still a bit flustered and annoyed with the situation, wanting Roxanne and himself to have "private" time with out Minion ruining the occasion. Megamind loves Roxanne, and wants her all by himself, but to keep her happy is his main priority, and so if that meant he be out talking and making neighborly, then he would, even though he still was not so used of to much, well how did Roxy put it, "Positive Feed Back"

Megamind chuckled as that memory past through his mind. Had it been a year already.

'And another thing. Was I really that weird!' Megamind was startled from his thoughts, having a hand slid into his. He had not noticed that had been a half hour already since they've been home. He looked over to see Roxanne's face, her smile being sheepish, then turned warm. "You're not still upset with Minion are you?" she asked in a quiet voice. They stood in the back of the room. Megamind looked over to see every one eating finger food, and drinking champagne. Looking at all the faces, all the friends he gained, he didn't mind so much anymore. He was even a little glad they were there. "No. I'm not mad." said Megamind softly. "Then stop being the creeper in the corner of the room and come join the party. My party by the way." "Right." laughed Megamind. "Okay, who wants to give the birthday spankings?!" screamed Megamind. "I do!" yelled Bill. "Well tough luck. You even look at my girl and I'll send my pets to kill you! Okay, everyone having fun?!"

Megamind and Roxanne joined the others, hand in hand. The Warden came up to Megamind and congratulated him for his success. "You really impressed me. I mean besides killing the most important person in Metro City, Metro Man, you have done great." "Well, remember Warden, he didn't actually die." said Roxanne reassuringly. "Right. . . . Still, It's good to have you on our side."

It was around one in the morning when the last person had left. Minion had started cleaning and it was time for Megamind and Roxanne to say good night. She gave him a kiss, and he gave her a hug. He wanted her to stay, but she had to work, so she waved to Minion, walked to her car. Her brand new car. "You sure you don't want me to driver you home?" "Nope. I want to test drive this baby. You didn't let me on the way back like you said you would Mr." "I couldn't help it. I was driving my Baby around." "Good night Megamind." said Roxanne with a laugh. They had said it a few times to each other, but he was always to awkward to say it. He wanted to so bad, but she had already got in her car and started to drive away. He waved her bye and closing the door he walked to his room, leaving the mess to Minion, considering it was his idea.

He grabbed his blue batty pajamas, and started slipping inside them. His pants first, tying the string, when all of a sudden, he felt warm hands slithering around his chest. He turned in a jerk and saw Roxanne hugging him from behind. She was smiling, so warmly at him. His heart fluttered and he returned the smile. "Roxy? I thought you went home." "I was, but I came back." "Well I can see that. But why?" asked Megamind. Her cheeks lit up red as she said these words. "To finish what we started." Megamind grabbed her waist and pulled her as close as he could to himself, kissing and fondling her tongue with his. He walked her forward till they fell onto his bed, grabbing her wrists and pulling them up past her head, kissing her ruffly, creating a heat inside Roxanne in her mid section. Megamind slid his lips down to her jaw line and her neck.

"Megamind." said Roxanne, her word catching in her throat. She breathed heavily, turning Megamind on that much more. "Yes Roxy." he whispered in her ear, tickling it with his nose. He started nibbling on it, and she bit her lip. The more he teased her, the harder she bit down. "Megamind!" she said a little loader then she wanted, covering her mouth with her hand in embarrassment. "What?!" laughed Megamind, leaning up on his hands and looking into her eyes. "What is it?" "I forgot." said Roxanne honestly. Megamind looked at her with warm eyes and thought her adorable. He leaned into her and whispered ever so softly in her ear. The same he had nibbled. "I love you Roxanne." Megamind kissed her, feeling her swollen lower lip, from her biting it, and he sucked and licked it, leaving her breathless. He felt her heart against his palm, and it thumped hard against her chest. Roxanne looked into his beautiful green eyes, and lightly ran her fingers down his face from his forehead, to her brow, to his cheeks, and nose, to his goatee on his chin. "I love you too Megamind." Megamind felt his eyes mist and Roxanne became fuzzy. He lied his head onto her chest, breathing her in, and listened to the thumping of her heart, but after a moment, Roxanne grabbed his face with her hands and brought him back to her lips, getting under the covers, they well, you know.