The characters below belong to the fabulous world of Stephenie Meyer and "The Twilight Saga". I'm just borrowing them and messing with them and having a little fun with them. This story is after Bella has been transformed so she is a newborn vampire. There is no Renesmee in my stories. Sorry to those who are fans of her. This will be a discipline fic so if this is not your thing, please save yourself and us the trouble and go on to something else. This will be a short vacation story with the Cullen's vacationing on Isle Esme. I had wanted to do a story where they went away on vacation together with the Cullen wolves, but thought of another place for them to go. One of my fans and reviewers suggested Isle Esme. This story is in honor of her. Hope you all enjoy it. For Astridll…

Chapter 1 – Vacation Plans

Carlisle:

Esme and I have decided to take our brood of 9 children on a vacation while the summer is still here. We decided the best place for us, with Bella being a newborn, is to vacation on Isle Esme. It's near Rio de Janeiro and we will have to travel by plane then boat to get there, but hopefully Bella will be able to contain her thirst. She has shown such restraint and has adapted to becoming a vampire better than any of us had. She is truly amazing. She has urges, but she can easily calm herself and overcome them. We will be sure to feed the day we leave for the airport to help Bella's thirst. We have decided to have a family meeting and call our children together to inform them of the good news.

In the Den:

Rose and Emmett came down first followed by Alice and Jasper with Edward and Bella right behind them. Jake, Seth and Leah were coming in through the front door having just come back from La Push for a visit.

"Just in time, come in for a family meeting," I called to the three of them.

"Uh oh, who's in trouble?" Jake asked stopping before entering the den.

"Do you need to explain?" I asked him trying to see what he would answer.

"Explain what?" Jake asked.

"Come in, no one is in trouble, just an announcement I hope you all will be excited about," I explained. Esme was standing next to me smiling.

"What is it? Good news?" Leah asked.

"How would you all like to go on a family vacation this summer?" I asked my group.

"Where?" Jake asked.

"Isle Esme," I replied.

"Where's Isle Esme?" Seth asked.

"It's the island Daddy bought for Momma," Alice replied.

"Hold on, you mean you bought an island?" Jake asked with his eyes popping out of his head.

"Didn't you know that?" Rosalie asked her wolf nemesis.

"Who buys a fricken' island?" Jake asked throwing his hands up in the air.

"Dad does," Emmett said to him. "It's remote and they built a summer house on it and it's wonderful."

"Yes, it's beautiful, Mom designed the house and decorated it," Bella explained. "We had our honeymoon there."

"I didn't know you owned it, DV. Man, this is unreal," Jake answered.

"I think it's romantic," Leah added.

"Yeah, you're just imagining Popsicle there," Jake taunted her.

"So what if I am," Leah came back.

"All right, stop it. Do you want to go or not?" I asked.

"I'm in," Leah said excitedly.

"Me too," Seth eagerly said. The others all agreed and it came down to Jake.

"Well, are you coming or staying," Rosalie asked him.

"I'm coming, I'm coming. I have to see this island," Jake said grinning.

"It's amazing," Alice said grabbing onto Jasper's arm. "You'll love it."

"Then it's settled. Do you three have passports?" I asked my wolf children.

"Passports, like in leaving the country?" Seth asked.

"No, like leaving the state! What do you think, wolf cub?" Rosalie asked smartly.

"Well, I didn't know," Seth explained.

"Yes, it's in South America. Do you have passports to travel out of the country?" I asked again.

"Out of the country? We haven't traveled out of Forks!" Jake explained.

"Then we will have to go into town to the Post Office and have passports made for the three of you. We can do that this afternoon since I am off from the hospital. We are leaving in 3 days," I explained.

"Oh! I have to get busy going through our clothes to see if we need anything before we pack," Alice stated. You could see the wheels turning in her head already.

"I have to decide what to take and make sure the clothes are clean," Bella added for her and Edward.

"I have to get our suitcases down," Emmett said getting up.

"I have to get a suitcase," Jake said. We all stopped and looked at him. "Well, I've never traveled anywhere other than Forks and La Push!" That brought laughter from everyone. Even Rosalie laughed.

"Don't worry bro. Alice will fix you guys up. No problem," Emmett said clapping Jake on the shoulder.

"Uh, Seth and I have never been anywhere either. We will need suitcases too," Leah said shyly.

"No worries, I'll take care of everything," Alice promised. "You just worry about getting your passport. Oh this is going to be so much fun," Alice said clapping her hands.

Leah, Jake and Seth looked excited as they were listening to all of us. Edward just rolled his eyes. Bella said something to him and he laughed. Esme was excited that we were taking all our babies with us.

"This should be good, three wolves on Isle Esme. I wonder what the caretakers will think of us now," Edward said smirking to Bella. They both giggled.

"South America! An Island! I can't believe it. Hey DV, don't tell me you have rules we have to obey on your island," Jake asked me.

"The rules are the same on Isle Esme as here. Follow the rules and you will be fine," I explained.

"Figures, we can't just be free," Jake complained.

"Okay, you three, get in my car and we will go into town and get your passports," I said to them.

The three of them piled in my car. I also took Bella along as a pre-trial in order for her to get used to being around a bunch of humans, as she will have to deal with on the plane. We will take a night flight and arrive in the dark in Rio and then take a boat over to the island. Bella rode up front with me and the wolf children were in the back.

"I can't believe we are going to South America. I'm so excited," Leah exclaimed.

"I expect you all to behave and act like civilized human beings while traveling and on the island. I want no trouble on this trip. I want us all to be able to relax and enjoy ourselves. We won't have to worry about what time of the day we go out or being in the sunlight. We will be secluded and can do as we please," I explained.

"What, no other people there?" Jake asked.

"No, the island belongs to us and it is free of people except the caretakers but they live on the mainland. When we are there, we are the only ones on the island," I informed them.

"Now I've heard it all. Figures you would have an exclusive private island," Jake said rolling his eyes.

"Don't roll your eyes at me, Jacob," I said to him glancing at him in my rear view mirror.

"Man, I always get caught," Jake complained. "What, did you one day get up and say, 'I think I'll buy an island'…where did you look for it and how did you find it?" Jake asked.

"Through a realtor. I bought it as a present for Esme, hence Isle Esme," I explained.

"You know, jewelry is a nice gift or flowers, but you go and buy an island! I can't believe it DV. You must have been issued the husband of the century award," Jake went on.

"Dad is one class act," Bella said smiling at me.

"Thank you, Bella," I said to her.

"I think it's great," Leah added. "You could learn from Dad," Leah said nudging Jake.

"Sure, I'll go out in the woods and mark my territory and scratch with my feet and court my wolf girlfriend," Jake said laughing. We all laughed at that one. "That about measures up to DV."

"Jacob, you are so uncouth," Leah jabbed at him.

"Hey, I'm a realist," Jake said smirking.

We arrived at the Post Office and went inside. We told the Postmaster we needed three passports. Bella was standing next to me and was feeling the urge but quickly got herself under control. I was very proud of her. She has been amazing with her restraint. They took Leah first and told her to look natural for her Passport photo. Jake was laughing and teasing her.

"Hey Leah, put a snarl on your face so you look like you do everyday," Jake said laughing.

"Shut up, Jake," Leah came back.

"Jacob, when it comes to your turn, don't you dare make a face on the passport. You will have that picture for 10 years and you better not mess it up with some ridiculous look you make up. Do you hear me," I warned him.

"Gee, DV, you take the fun out of everything," Jake complained.

"Jacob, do I make myself clear?" I prodded him again.

"Yes, I'll be my handsome self just for you DV," Jake acknowledged.

We got the passports with no incidents and they turned out great. It's been three days and we have our tickets and tonight we are leaving on the plane. We made sure we all fed and were well satiated for a plane ride and arrival in Rio. Especially, Bella. I made sure she was filled and had no cravings or urges to tempt her. We were doing our last minute packing waiting for Leah, Seth, Bella and Jake to get back from saying good-bye to Billy and Charlie and Sue Clearwater. Alice and Jasper came down with about 12 suitcases. Jake and Bella had just come in followed by Leah and Seth. Emmett came in the front door. He had just come back from picking up the van we rented to haul us and our luggage to the airport. He walked over to the suitcases and began picking them up to take out to the van.

"Is this everyone's suitcases?" Emmett asked.

"No, these are just Alice's things," Jasper replied.

"What? Are you kidding? How much do you need Alice?" Jake asked her.

"I have to have all my things just in case," Alice explained.

"Alice, we are going to be on a secluded island. You do not need all this luggage. You go up and repack and just take 2 suitcases. That is plenty," I said to her.

"But Daddy…" Alice moaned.

"Alice, you heard me. Go and repack right now or you are just going to be allowed to bring one suitcase," I threatened her.

"Oh all right, but I don't like it," Alice groaned and walked back up the steps. Jasper helped her carry her things back up.

It wasn't long and we were all packed and in the van headed for the airport. Even Jake was getting excited to be traveling to a different country. I was driving and the others were all in the back talking and laughing and having a good time. I was hoping this mood would carry over on the plane and on the island. We all needed to go and be alone by ourselves so we could do as we pleased without anyone noticing us. I was hoping this would turn into a yearly vacation. As we were just about to arrive in Seattle, I heard some issue being voiced in the back. Here we go already.

"Oh man, what is that?" Jasper complained.

"Dad! Stop the van. Stop the van," Rosalie yelled to me.

"Dad STOP!" Edward shouted.

"What is it? What's wrong?" I called back as I pulled off the road onto the side.

"Let us out," Alice yelled opening the door and jumping out.

"What is going on?" I asked again turning around. "Why are you all getting out…Oh my word…JACOB CULLEN!" I shouted at him as I bailed out the door also, Esme did the same on the opposite side.

"I need air!" Emmett yelped jumping out the door and running into the woods.

Jacob had let a fart fly that was worse than the one he smelled the house up with when Jane from the Volturi came to check to see if Bella had been turned yet. It was the worst smell I've ever encountered. Everyone had jumped out except for Jacob who was lying on the floor of the van laughing his head off.

"Dad, you need to fumigate that ripe little f-, uh…I mean…that ripe little runt," Jasper sounded off.

"You better watch that language, mister," I warned him.

"Dad, Jake's disgusting," Leah complained holding her nose.

"Jacob Cullen, get out of that van this minute, Young Man," I called to him. He was still laughing in the van. "Get out here, now," I called again. Jake then stumbled out still laughing, holding his stomach.

"Proud of yourself?" I asked him.

"Ha ha ha ha, yes Dad, very proud, ha ha ha ha," Jake laughed some more.

"What in the world have your been eating, my boy?" I asked.

"Whatever Momma Vamp feeds me," Jake answered, still laughing.

"If you ever do that again, I'll take you into the woods and tan your hide with a switch because my hand is not coming into contact with that loaded weapon," I warned him. That just made him laugh some more.

"Stop laughing, its not funny," I scolded him. Until I looked around and saw Jasper, Emmett, Seth and Edward doubled over trying not to laugh out loud. "I give up! All of you get your butts back in the van right now. I can see how this vacation is going to go." I scolded all of them.

They all complied with Emmett and Jasper clapping Jake on the back congratulating him on his fine achievement of running us all out of the van. Jake was accepting their congrats and eating up the attention. I just shook my head and got back behind the wheel.

"Since you are all so happy about this, if it happens again, the rest of us will get out and I will lock you, Jake, Seth, Emmett, Edward and Jasper, in the van until the odor dissipates or the van blows up!" I scolded them again.

That just made them all laugh more. Crazy kids. I got behind the wheel and started off for the airport again and looked over at my lovely wife. She had her hand over her face laughing along with them.

"Esme Anne Cullen, you are as bad as our boys," I said to her. That just drew more laughter from the back and then even Esme broke out laughing. "Jacob Cullen, I'm warning you right now, you better not even think about doing that on the plane," I warned him in my most stern 'dad voice' I could muster.

"What a great idea, thanks DV!" Jake said. Everyone broke out laughing again.

"JACOB CULLEN!"….

To be Continued…

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