Conversations in a Closet
Summary: Jack and Bunnymund get locked together into a closet by the other Guardians. After an argument. Crack!fic, includes an angry bunny, a whovian winter spirit, a small closet and general CHAOS. Caution: murder of an innocent spider.
*silence*
*awkward silence*
*extremely awkward silence*
"Stupid cupboard. Couldn't have they put us somewhere with more space?"
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"Can you put away your paw?!"
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"Please?"
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"Okay, it's not my fault that we're stuck here!"
"Aye, of cour' it's your fault, Frostbite!"
"No, it's yours, Cottontail!"
"Mine? Ya started accusin' my googies!"
"No, you were the first to say that no one cares about my snow days! And that's a lie, you know it Kangaroo!"
"Stop. Callin'. Me. KANGAROO!"
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*sigh*
"Okay..."
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"Frostbite?"
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"Frost?"
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"JACK!"
"Yes?"
"Buggar, why did yeh stop replyin'?"
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"Huh?"
"...I think there's something running across my leg..."
"Yeh're just imaginin' it. What can possibly survive in North's closet?"
"No, really there's something! Argh! It's a spider! AAAAAHH!"
"FROSTBITE! STOP HITTIN' ME! I think the spider jus' died out of heart attack 'cause of ya screamin'."
"...It did?.."
"Pretty positive."
*shuffling and sigh of relief*
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Frostbite?"
"Hmm?"
"...Are you afraid of spiders?"
"Um-... N-no! Of course not! W-why should I be afraid of s-spiders?"
"You jus' proved that ya are."
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"Awe, come on Icicle, it's okay to be afraid of spiders."
"...You... You're not gonna tease me for it?"
"No, I won' . It's not a big deal, ya know."
*scratching*
"Thanks..."
"No problem, Frostbite."
*shuffling*
"Um... Bunny? Can you put your foot off my leg? Just a little bit to the left? I can't feel my leg any more..."
"Then ya put yer hand off me."
"My hand is on you?"
"I wondered why it felt so fluffy and warm... Now, can you put away your foot?"
*more shuffling*
"No, put your foot away to my left! It's your right!"
"Okay..."
*THWACK*
"OUCH!"
"Frostbite? Are ya okay there?"
"Owww..."
"Frost? What happened?!"
"The broom... Fell... Hit my hea- oww."
"Is it really that bad?"
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"Frostbite?"
"Um, no... I've been through worse..."
"Worse?"
"Owww..."
"Jack?"
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"Well let's say that falling from a hundred meters on solid asphalt in the heat isn't the best experience I had."
"A hundred meters?! Bu- Why didja fall in the first place?!"
"Well I guess, you would say that I deserved it."
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"What happened Frostbite?"
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"Do you really want to hear it?"
"Yes."
*sigh*
"Well, I was flying to the Northern Hemisphere since it was winter there. Obviously it was summer in the Southern Hemisphere. Well, while flying through this city, I got knocked off, and the Wind didn't catch me in time... Though she still softened most of the fall. I only ended up with three broken bones, a few cuts here and there, and a I thought I had a concussion but maybe not. Nothing, you know, unhealible. Well the fever because of the heat doesn't count. I had plenty of those before. But it wasn't fun, I can tell you that much."
"Three broken bones and a concussion?! And a fever? But how in the world, did yeh heal 'em? Ya didn't just, I dunno, jump in a sno' bank and heal yersel'?"
"Um... Well that's what I actually did."
"You're serious?"
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"Are you?"
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"Frost?"
"WELL OF COURSE I'M SERIOUS, I MEAN I DIDN'T HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONS, DID I?!"
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"I'm sorry Jack."
"...For what?"
"For not being there when you needed help."
"Wow... It's okay Cottontail, I mean, that's the past... And, um, sorry for yelling there. Didn't man too. I just, well, sort of had it hanging for a long time, so, well, it's good now."
"You're got us now, Jack. Don' go forgetting that."
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"I guess..."
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"Jack?"
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*soft snoring*
"Are ye asleep?"
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A/N: So, um, this is the first chapter and I'm planning on making a couple or so more!
If you even read this to the end, know that you just made me extremely happy!
Oh, and pleasepleaseplease check and review a fanfic written by SnowFlower Frost, 'Welcome to High School'! It's a super awesome AU fic about Jack going to Guardians School! She's writing this fic for a fanfiction contest and the one with most reviews wins! So please R&R her fic!
Love, peace and cookies
River Melody;)
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