Thanks a million to TheManFromMars for helpin me out with this story!

I don't own My Little Pony or American Idiot.

Don't want to be an Equestrian idiot!
Don't want a nation under Princess Celestia!
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck Equestria!

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across a ponified nation
Where everything's always meant to be okay
Where Princess Luna dreams up tomorrow
And we're not the ones meant to follow
For that's enough to argue!

Well maybe I'm the faggot Equestria!
I'm not a part of Applejack's agenda
Now everybody do the fucking Pinkie Pie!
And sing along to the age of paranoia

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across a ponified nation
Where everything's always meant to be okay
Where Princess Luna dreams up tomorrow
And we're not the ones meant to follow
For that's enough to argue!

Don't want to be an Equestrian idiot
One nation controlled by Celestia
Information age of hysteria
It's calling out to idiot Equestia

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across a ponified nation
Where everything's always meant to be okay
Where Princess Luna dreams up tomorrow
And we're not the ones meant to follow
For that's enough to argue!

The real story starts in the next chapter. This is just the intro.