I'm back bitches! It's been a crazy couple of years for me, but fuck that! IT'S TIME TO RUBMLE!

Ron pulled into Hermione's apartment. He had gotten her message that she collected all the stuff she needed to make that super ultra revive potion. Soon, Harry would be brought back to life, and just in time too. In just one day, the Rainbow Knights would return. Ron was a rough ole boy! But even he doubted he'd be a match for a legion of sure-e-nuff knights.

"Hey there pretty-girl! How's that potion coming along?" asked Ron as he walked into Hermione's office. Hermione had a copy of Tales of Besaria on her PS4 because Tales of Besaria is fucking EPIC!

"We're just about ready. It's just missing one thing," said Hermione, her coy smile coyly coyed its way over to Ron's face. "It needs a sample of your cum." Ron was not surprised. He knew ever since he was a little baby that his cum held magic powers. If a small sample of his magic seed is what was called for, then who was he to argue.

"Well, I reckon it's time to lay down the pipe then!" said Ron as he pulled Hermione in a tight embrace and grinded against her in a grinding manner. Hermione reached her silk fingers down Ron's pants and slowly stroked his cock. Ron become hard like a cast-iron-bull as he felt the loving touch of his lover. His cock was hard, harder then any of the finest steal that came out of Pittsburg P.A!

"Mmm! On Ron! I want to feel that cum seep through my fingers and drip down my dress," moaned Hermione as she nibbled at Ron's ear. Ron smirked, knowing his balls held enough seed to fill an entire Ansterdam whore house.

"Graaa! Get that cauldron ready baby! I'm about to…. GRAAA HAARROOOOOFFFF!" Ron let out a might roar as he shot his wave of cum into the cauldron. It bubbled and fizzed like alkaseltzer as the magic reacted to Ron's mighty cum.

"Ron, Ron it's working!" shouted Hermione. A pillar of light shot out and a figure of a man stepped forward. He had long jet-black hair and looked like a fucking BEAST! It was Harry. He smirked as he looked at his friends.

"I was in the middle of fucking a billion chicks at once, why'd you two call me," Before they could respond, a demon shot out of the portal as well. It had a long head and a tail with a jagged claw at the end!

"Look out! It's a hukaduka!" shouted Harry. He got into a fighting stance and was about to beat the fuck out of the hukaduka. Suddenly, a woman with long black hair welding duel swords shot out and sliced the demon in a billion little pieces. She stood next to Harry, not sure where she was.

"Oye Hermione! It looks like you summoned someone else along with Harry," said Ron. Hermione was puzzled at this development, but without warning the girl charged at Hermione and brought her knifes to her throat.

"Where am I!? who are you people!?" she shouted.

"Now just hold on little lady! There's no need to get aggressive!" shouted Harry.

"Aggressive huh? Fool! I'm not being aggressive…. THIS is being aggressive!" She ran her sword along Hermione's throat, killing her.

"You BITCH!" shouted Ron. He shot an energy beam out of his wand, but the girl easily blocked it. Harry charged at her using some kung fu skills, but the girl was too quick for him. She easily got the better of both of them and ran towards the door.

"Trip a tititiues tit titty toe taliou towlhead ALLAAAAAAAHH!" shouted Harry, his spell hit the girl around the ankles, causing her to trip and fall. Harry pointed his wand at her, ready to kill.

"Do it Harry! She killed my woman! She deserves no mercy!" Ron was by Harry's side, his wand also pointed at the girl.

"Mercy?... Was my brother shown mercy when he was killed!" shouted the girl. Suddenly, her arm turned into a demonic arm and her hand clung around both Harry and Ron's neck. She squeezed them, wanting to see the life leave their eyes as she devoured their souls.

"Release me! And I might spare your lives," she said, her grip getting tighter.

"I have.. a… better… I FUCK YOU AVADA KADVRA!" shouted Harry. The killing spell hit the woman but it had no effect. She just smiled.

"That level of magic won't work on me. If you want to kill me. you'll have to do it with your own hands!" She tossed Harry aside, something about his fierceness made her want to spare his life. But, the red headed boy… no, no she would devour his soul.

"Die!" she crushed Ron's neck and slowly drank his soul from his dead body. Harry stood in shock as he realized that his two best friends were killed right before his eyes.

"You said if I wanted to kill you, I'd have to do it with my own hands," said harry as he took off his shirt, which meant he was ready to beat ass, then let's have at it. No holding back!" Harry started to power up. A green aura of energy gathered around him just like it did when he fought Bahumut all those years ago. He charged towards the girl and hit her hard across the face with all his power. It caught the girl off guard and she was knocked off balance, but only for just a moment. She quickly jumped in the air and swung her swords around.

"Super Sonic Thrust!" she shouted as a beam of energy shot from her sword. Harry blocked it with his arm and brought down another blow towards her. The girl blocked it and attempted to grab Harry with her demon hand. Harry grabbed it with his power hand and squeezed it like a pimp!

"That's an interesting arm you have," he said," Maybe I should rip it off!"

The girl pulled away and jumped back.

"You're not my target," she said, "but if you still want to fight, come search for me in two days. I'll be at the Cave of Wonders. We will settle this there."

"Sorry, but tomorrow there's a legion of Rainbow Knights that'll attack the planet. I have to stop them."

The girl smirked.

"Leave the Rainbow Knights to me. I'll devour all of them." Harry smirked as well. It was a regular smirk-as-berg.

"Fine, but I should warn you, I-" before he could finish, another demon shot out of the portal. it was a large, orange faced demon.

"Waaah believe me believe me! I'm the best demon of the history of demons! I will lower your taxes bigly. Believe me!" Both Harry and the girl shot out streams of energy and easily destroyed the dumb-ass demon.

"Well then, until next time. I'll make sure to make quick work of you. By the way. What's your name?" asked Harry

"it's Velvet"

"Ah, ok so we're doing a cross-over then it seems… sure-e-nuff!"