So, this One-shot suddenly turned into a Two-shot... or three-shot, maximum.

I love you guys! And also, Paigecat-san I totally agree with you. Kill the Nezu, slice his throat! Nill the Nezu, chop him up! That sounds... Awesome!

This chapter is about what happened to Nezu when he got called into Hibari's principal office, with Tsuna and Lambo of course, Humiliating HIM! But not just yet...

Nezu Dohachiro always considered himself as a lucky man.

He had a nice job at Namimori middle, a house he could call home and a family... just, a family, nothing special about them. Until today, a Namimori graduate whom he thought had already disappeared from the rest of the world stepped into his class as a guardian of one of his students, then threaten his (and his family's) existence, smiling.

He really did hope, to never see his most useless, pathetic, stupid, favourite from below, dame, student, he could still add many negative words at that. He loathed the teen, you see, he was very, very happy, he cried even, when DAME-Tsuna could actually graduate from the school. Well, he never saw Tsuna again in Namimori after that graduation! Isn't that a bliss for him? He could walk pridefully, as a teacher in the streets of Namimori, there is no more 'this one student who brings down the class standard' problematic teens he had to deal with.

He thought Kami-sama favored him, he thought.

Until one day, he met Lambo. Last name unknown, how the hell the teen with afro ridiculous hair got into the school is still a mystery to anyone. Limousine is his ride anywhere, yes, Nezu Dohachiro is a little bit (says you *rolleyes*) jealous about that. Now he loathed Lambo for that, for everything, for his...strange connection to the school principal, Hibari Kyoya, his strange weapons (like purple bazookas, missiles, grenades and such, but all the classmates thought they were just toys), his Yare Yare.

It reminds him of one student, again. Sawada Tsunayoshi.

He started comparing Lambo to Dame-Tsuna now, and the class' even giving him the nick name Dame-Lambo. He was kind of happy to be compared to the great Tsuna-nii, tough Lambo himself was pretty sure he wasn't dame. He didn't trip on thin air and fall face-floor, he did his homework (not submitting them, but still... He did them), he listened to what his Tsuna-nii says every time, well, he hadn't kill that bastard of a teacher Nezu-sensei and his classmates because of that anyway. But Lambo didn't care about all the glares from the people at the hallways of the school glaring at his suspiciously. He didn't care, see?

It doesn't involve his beloved Vongola family so it's fine.

Okay back to Nezu, he now thinks that Kami-sama hated him. Even if he's a science teacher he couldn't stick to one thing, no?

"Nezu Dohachiro." Nezu almost wished to die right there and now, he's a fairly old person isn't he? The school Principal of Namimori-mid is widely known for his carnivorism but Nezu actually never saw it first person. And it is seriously not fun. "You, had broken Namimori school law number eighteen, 'No gossiping like a herbivore, spreading herbivorous and unnecessary rumours (or talks) are porhibited, shall be bitten to death' and Namimori-middle school law number twenty seven 'Nobody in Namimori-middle is annoying, shall be bitten to death'." Hibari said cooly, as toneless as ever but Nezu could clearly see the killing intent sipping out from the top of the food chain of the school.

"Hibari-san, you shouldn't really just bit him to death." Tsuna, who followed them all the way to the principal's (overly luxurious) office smiled at Hibari oh so innocently, still smiling. Hibari looked back at the Omnivore, and practically asked 'why?' In silence. Tsuna huffed, "Well, he had broken two golden rules of Namimori-Middle at once didn't he? So we should torture him first, or make his life miserable slowly, before killing him in the end. He's not even worth it." Nezu visibly paled at the sadistic suggestion, he's offended, thank you very much. If only his legs are not trembling now (he's like, a cornered prey on the corner with two predators lin front of him) then he wouldn't just stay here in this damned room and go away as far as he can from Namimori, he will even go to Italy! Yeah, that sounded right. Nezu had heard evil organisations named mafia are crowding there, right? No way the great Hibari Kyoya would even chase him there... Right?... Or was he wrong?

"Yeah! Nezu shall never die that easily!" Lambo supported Tsuna's statement, he was forgotten for a while there. Well, as a brat he wanted the others to acknowledge his existence so that's what he do, yelling, cheering.

"Hn. True, Omnivore." Hibari nodded slightly in approval (he completely ignored Lambo, beside his protest), and turned back to the cowering Nezu. His tonfa appeared from the sleeve of his suit in the speed Nezu's eyes can't catch, then went into his battle position. "Now, annoying Herbivore..." He said dangerously.

So, last option for Nezu after all. "I had a student that works for the biggest company in the world you know..." He's now smirking (disgustingly... Blegh) at Tsuna, Hibari, also Lambo, and if you count the Vice-school principal, Kusakabe standing in front of the door wich seperates the normal looking room (red carpet, sleek black leather chair, about Fifteen set of LCD tv that was connected to every single tiny Hibird modelled cameras flying around the school, a private bar Hibari never uses, a small toilet on the corner with a bathtub, books lined perfectly on the lest side of the room about philosophy of Herbivores, Omnivores, and Carnivores, golden office desk, etc...it's ironic on how Hibari said it was normal) and the normal Japanese middle school hallway, wich looked very normal (greenish tile floor, white concrete walls, and glass windows, what more can I say? It's normal).

So, Tsuna is watching at Nezu with careful eyes. "Ah, the biggest company in the world?" He said slowly. "Could you please enlighten me about this one?" Tsuna asked, suddenly very polite for unfathomable reason, or maybe it's just from his habit as a boss to be serious and cautious at everything.

"Hmph, scared aren't you now, Dame-Tsuna?" Nezu scoffed, smirking like he already had control over the situation. "Well, you see, my ex-student worked as the chief of a branch they owned here, in Japan, see? The WHOLE Japan!" He started to laugh like a madman at the three (Tsuna, Lambo, and...Hibari but he didn't really count, so it must be Kusakabe)'s probably (so, Nezu laughed so bad he couldn't help but close his eyes) hilarious expression.

Tsuna and Lambo, and Kusakabe who still could show their emotion ever so freely rolled their eyes in complete synchronization. "Just tell us the company's name already." Lambo groaned in frustration, he would really like to electrocute the frustrating bastard with lightning flames, no he really wished to, but he would have to let his Tsuna-nii to plan or apply the mental and physical scar himself. He knew Tsuna-nii would do something crueler than him, if it's about anyone whom he hated and even, hurt his family in anyway, death are assured.

"Are you people serious?" He said in the middle of his...hysterical laughs, and everybody in the room was glad it ceased down a little. "You were serious when you don't know the-the richest company on the freaking earth!?" He's now shouting. Tsuna could clearly see Hibari flinching, checking his Tonfas and bringing out his cuffs, he could see what's gonna happen if this keeps up. See, he broke rule number fifty-nine, No cursing, shall to death.

"Omnivore, I suggest we kill him now..." Hibari whispered in a low voice for only Tsuna to hear.

Tsuna smiled, but clearly sad for a reason and said to his cloud guardian, "I knew exactly how you feel Hibari-san but not right now *whispers*weshouldmakefunofhim*whispers*" He reasoned, and fortunately Hibari tucked his tonfas back somewhere inside his suit (yes it has to fit in there somewhere...) and merely watched Nezu's laughing on the floor in boredom, and disgust, killing intent too. Nezu had already broken rule number sixty eight, no contact with Namimori middle more than necessary, shall be bitten to death, because rolling on the floor is the same as being so intimate with the school in Hibari's eyes.

"Stop your stupid laughing and tell us what the name's already!" Lambo groaned again.

Nezu wiped the tears with his hand and finally sat down on the expensive couch in front of Hibari, acting bossy all of sudden with placing his left leg over his right and lacing his finger together, then fixing his glasses with his index finger. "Well, I'm sure you out of society people knew Vongola, right?" He said, and waited for the response.

Well, none came.

Poker faces. "Vongola...? Italian word for Clam?" Tsuna tilted his head to the right, acting all innocent with that what?-I-knew-nothing face.

As expected, Nezu laughed harder. "Hah, Dame-Tsuna I knew you failed at everything, you must had a job as a guy who wipes the window on the 60th floor didn't you?" And he laughed again, tough Nezu would never admit he didn't knew that Vongola means Clam in Italian. Thank Reborn for teaching Tsuna patience, or Nezu's remains won't even exist, well, burned. "Vongola is the biggest company ever existed on earth, see? And it is strong in any kind of business branch, in fashion they had the best suits, they even had suits that could never rip, or burn, or even get damaged!" Nezu continued his advertising while everyone rolled their eyes and sat down in boredom..."Then they made indestructible papers!" Tsuna coughed quietly at that, actually it was because of him, burning the paperworks (once) Irie Shoici had decided to make anti-everything papers.

Anyways, the shameless advertising of Nezu continued. Ah, he broke law number six, no shouting in the school, shall be bitten to death, and Hibari is clearly flinching now... He will add a rule called no advertising anything at school, shall be bitten to death. "And my student, Kensuke Mochida is the chief of Japan branch, see? He's widely famous here!" Finished the spit-dodging, Tsuna's still smiling (no, he's glad at some point so he smiles), everyone is still scowling and twitching on their seat (because of the troble for Hibari, and Lambo got attacked by the spit-bullets).

"Japan branch?" Better question, Kensuke Mochida?

"Yes, he was promoted there last month. And now he owned almost any places you may had a job to in Japan, this school included." Nezu boasted with prideful eyes. Then the Rolling eyes of the real Vongola members had been so common in this room. Tsuna didn't even remember anyone called Mochida in Vongola, he only knew people in... Well... Only the ones in the mansion he live at in Italy, because he rarely leaves there because he's.. let's say very busy. "I will call him here and use his authority to FIRE you ALL jobless!" He shouted.

"Try it." Hibari huffed, his hand twitching, slowly nearing his cuffs.

"Fine." Nezu brought his cellphone out and started to type a number. Three beeps and the other line was on, "What's up Nezu-sensei? I'm at work." And yep, Tsuna remembered that voice, the one that screamed like a girl when Tsuna bald him, no?

"Mochida, you'd better come to Namimori-mid now to the principal room. My life was threatened! They had questioned YOUR authority!" Roll eyes, rooool eeeyees.

"What!? Sigh... And this is when my boss' boss' absent and I could finally rest..., fine! Just hang in there and don't be bitten to death by Hibari!" And the line went dead.

"Hmph, you shall see, Dame-Tsuna." Nezu fixed his stupid glasses again.

"Oh, let us see, let us see... Do we need a video camera?"

Hahaha... and i didn't know what controlled my hands again... There must be A LOT of Typos (i swear, why did i write this midnight?) and grammar, spelling errors, etc. Sorry! *bows*