This is so bloody random I can't even. It's based on the song Hide and Seek by SeeU, a Vocaloid. Uh, it's hard to explain. Look it up.

Oh and this is an AU. So, the Joker is a criminal but there isn't any Batman or any Robins. Kay? Mkay.

"Ding dong, Dickie Bird. I'm here."

"Open the door, I'm here."

"You can't hide from me."

"Hurry, Dickie. Open the door."

"You can't hide from me."

Dick clamped a hand over Tim's mouth, trying to stifle his loud breathing. he scooted to the side slightly, peering through the crack to see if he had found them. Blue eyes met insane green.

Dick froze, a silent scream erupting in his throat as he backed up, leaving Tim and running upstairs.

"Ding dong." The Joker smiled and tilted his head to the side, eyes flashing red for a second. Dick ran up the stairs, his thin 12-year old body shaking as he almost slipped.

"Think of it as a game, Dickie." The Joker grinned, revealing a set of pointy teeth.

Dick ran faster, up the spiraling staircase and headed for his room.

"I can hear you." The Joker sang out into the eerie silence, smiling crazily.

Dick gasped for breath, his breathing ragged, and turned the corner into the long hallway. He heard a scream—Tim—that was cut off quickly, and something cracking loudly. Bile rose in his throat as he ran for his room.

"Hide safely." The Joker laughed, heading up the stairs. Dick threw open the door to his bedroom and looked around wildly for somewhere to hide.

"Hide safely." The Joker repeated, eyes turning blood red as he started to run. Dick dove under his desk, pulling the chair in front of him and curling into a tight ball.

"Knock, knock." The Joker sang, tapping his fist against the bedroom door, and Dick tried not to cry.

"I'm inside. Where are you, Dickie?" he laughed, moving his head from side to side in tune with his own silent insanity as he looked under the bed to find nothing.

"The game's almost over." The Joker sighed sadly before opening up the closet and narrowing his eyes.

Dick took a few deep breaths as he heard the closet door creak open. Suddenly, the chair was thrown aside and he saw a flash of red eyes before screaming as loud as he could. Before any noise came out, a blade was plunged into his chest. Dick gasped, blue eyes widening in horror as he felt something icy and strange seep into his veins. He knew it was poison. He looked down to see the blade turning to ash and the gaping wound slowly close. The pain disappeared as quickly as it had come. He felt his pupils contracting and somehow knew they were red.

"The game's over, Dickie Bird." The Joker laughed crazily, and Dick opened his mouth to scream but all that came out was an identical and insane cackle.

…I have no idea what that was. And if I should continue it or not. Whatever. It just…popped out 0.0

Yup. So, review and tell me what you think..?

~samx