After three whole months, I'm back! Heads up: crappy writing skills due to long hiatus/lack of inspiration. Let's get it started!

What welcomed Sting when he was back to the living room, now with a clean tuxedo, intoxicating perfume that made all of his clients always look for him once more, and a loose tie around his neck, was Lucy snoring on his couch, mumbling some inaudible words, that scene made him chuckle, tooking out his phone, he recorded just so he could tease her later. Sighing, he put his phone once again on his pocket and crouched in front of her, shaking her lighlty on the shoulders, but it didn't help at all.

"Hey Lucy, wake up. Is time to go.." he shook her once again, and...nothing. Not even a inch of her woke up. He sighed once again, looking on his phone. "No can do..." He mumbled while lifting her to his lap, carring the girl in bridal style.

After the little trip of elevator, he continue to walk carring her, not even flinching with the odd looks he was receiving. Sting seated her and lock the bell and soon he was sitting on his seat. "Girl, you're one hell of a sleeper..." He mumbled in an incredulous way, while looking at her with a small smile. That suddenly turned into a smirk.

"HOOOONK!"

"WHAT?! WHAT?! WHERE AM I?! Oh! Hi! What am i doing here?" Lucy nearly jumped out of the window when Sting honked the car. The ledder was laughing his ass off, clutching on his abs while he punched the steering wheel. "Stop laughing!" She slapped him on the amr but started to laugh as well. "You nearly made me have a heart attack, you ass!"

Sting was having a hard time trying to stop laughing, but soon both of them stopped, he sighed while wipping a tear that was in the corner of one of his eyes. "That was a good laugh, thank you Lucy." He gave her a big smile that made her blush a little and mumble an 'Your welcome, you idiot' while she looked out of the window. "And answering your question, i couldn't get you to wake up. And it was frustrating me, so i carry you."

"What?! You're kidding me right? That must been so embarrassing!" She sighed and then plopled on the seat once again, taking a look on the mirror. "God i look a mess, my make up is everywhere!" She kept on looking herself in the mirror, while running her heands through her blond locks, and tying it in a messy bun on top of her head.

"Nah, you look pretty..." He turned on the key on the ignition and started to drive on the streets. Shrugging off her "Are you fucking kidding me?!" look. "By the way, Joker, where do you live?"

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"SLAP!" "Aw! What was that for?!" Sting shouted as he started to laugh, looking at the wih the corner of his eyes, while she humphed and crossed her arms over her breats.

"Don't be cynical, Sting Eucliffe!" Lucy then looked at him with a teasing smile while her hand slipped down his tight, carressing it while her voice changed to a sexy tone. "I bet this Joker excites you...Turn right on the next corner, by the way."

Sting tensed up and gulped, he was already sexually frustrated from 'last night' and she even does this type of things?! He could feel his arousal grow inside his pants when she told him to stop. And so he did.

"Oh, thank you for the ride. Pick me up at 12 so we can go lunch together okay? Bye!" She gave him a peck on the cheek and jumped out of the car. When Sting got into his right senses, he was alone on his car, and had 10 minutes to cross the street...with a bonner that he would have a hard time trying to hide.

"Oh Blondie, you're gonna pay... and i will enjoy it..." He smirked when his perverted self started to fantasise about the blond girl. And so, his bonner got even bigger. "Fuck, are you kidding?!" 'I'll have to use the old naked grandma technique...'

"So, are you sure about this one? There's still the other house to show you, Miss Bisca." Sting smiled as he was sitting in front of said woman. She has a unusual green hair, and was really pretty. Killer body, although she already has a daughter and recently find out she's pregnant once again.

"Oh, I'm sure. Asuka love it, and although Alzack couldn't come, i believe he will love it as well, i mean, he already had choosed this two houses, and it's just..." She sighed as she looked around the dinner room they were situated at. "I just can imagine every place of this house ocupied by my family, does it makes sense?" She was a little flushed, but soon her cheeks got all red when Sting smiled at her and nodded.

"I can tell you that this is something that doesn't happen frequently, but i already saw things like this happenning. And if you already made your mind, i believe that there's no reason for me to show you the other house, at least, of course, that you changed your mind."

Waving her hand in front of her face, she smiled at him. "No, i already made my mind. This is the one. Can we go to your office monday morning?" She said raising from her chair, as Sting did the same, shaking her hand.

"Of course Miss Bisca, I'll be waiting for you."

They bid their goodbyes and Sting sighed, walking around the house and closing the windows and back doors. It was only 10 AM, and he was done with his work. "Gonna take a nap, that's what I'm gonna do." He mentally said as he walked out of the house, typing on his phone.

Lucy was laying on her bed, almost dozing off, when her phone vibrated. 'Damn it...' she thought while shuffling on it.

"Hey, work's done in record time!

I sold a house in not even an hour, it's a natural talent. haha

btw, i'm heading home right now, and i'll pick you up at 12:30, be ready.

Sting E."

Lucy smiled and sighed while dropping her phone on her side, she would reply it later...

That's it, how much did you enjoy it? Btw, this wasn't checked for grammar errors so bare with me. Rate and Review!