Authors note: This was requested by someone and it is nowhere near as good at the first chapter but I tried...

"Barcelona!" The Doctor screamed. "I've always wanted to go to Barcelona, but I can never seem to find the time." He pushed down another lever and pressed a bell.

"What's so great about Barcelona? It's just a city." Clara asked, failing to hold on to the rail.

"Not Barcelona: the city. Barcelona: the planet!" The Doctor shouted getting more excited as the TARDIS lurched forward. He pushed a final button and ran to the door without looking at the screen. He opened the doors only to have the smile on his face drop. "Why won't you let me go to Barcelona?" he muttered to the TARDIS.

"So where are we?" Clara walked out, looking out at the desert town. It looked fairly normal, not something you would expect a planet called Barcelona to look like.

"I don't know. This place seems familiar; I can't put my finger on it. Maybe I've seen it in the future. Or the past…" he trailed off, tapping his forehead and trying to remember.

"So…we're not in Barcelona?" Clara confirmed.

"No. I would know. Did you know that on Barcelona, they legally require all the children between ages 3 and 7 to wear fezzes? It's wonderful."

They looked around and noticed a fairly normal looking man, though he seemed slightly more like a jerk than the average man, staring at them and muttering that he needed to report this. The Doctor sighed and muttered something that sounded suspiciously like "why do people always want to report me?" Just then they noticed a young woman running with her iPod in her ears. They would have guessed she was a jogger but her frantic expression told them she was running away from something. She dropped her iPod on the ground to free her hands and ran towards a house that they had not noticed was there a second ago.

"Excuse me! You dropped your-" The Doctor started to yell but stopped as he noticed she was gone. He noticed something was playing out of it and he put it in his ear. Clara took the other side and copied him. A man with a smooth and soothing voice filled their ears.

"We suspect that a black hole had consumed her and her soul when she opened the doors. Intern Maria has now set the record for the shortest intern to work at Night Vale community radio, and we hope that her legacy will still live on."

The Doctors face froze. "Oh no." He mumbled dropping the iPod and speed walking back to the TARDIS with a distressed expression on his face.

"Doctor, what? What's wrong? What's happening?" She shouted, frustrated as she followed him back into the TARDIS. As soon as she entered the doors, the machine faded away. "What was that?" Clara continued to shout, trying to figure out what just happened.

"I'm not going back there, Clara. Not again."