You thought I was gone? Ha ha ha…. Yeah I was. Kind of. It gets hard to write for Sherlock during long absences. I mean we wait for two years for maybe three new episodes and now we're getting a "special" and seemingly nothing else again for another two years. *sigh* I digress…

Day 18

1. Woke up on the floor.

2. Attempted yoga. Gave up.

3. Ate leftover Thai food for breakfast.

*Note* Must check for fingers before grabbing random boxes from fridge.

4. Gave remnants of the Thai food to Ferdinand.

5. Took cabbie to crime scene.

6. Inspected upside down corpse of TV executive missing his shoes.

7. Found the missing shoes at the executives boyfriends flat.

8. Saved executives boyfriend from silent Hungarian assassin.

9. Placed assassin in the trunk of Lestrade's car.

10. Texted John to meet me at fish and chips shop.

11. Took Lestrade's car to fish and chips shop.

12. Ate lunch with John.

13. Found next victim hanging by the ankle of a lemon tree.

14. Discovered clue leading to the mastermind.

15. Found the mastermind and karate chopped him from escaping.

16. Delivered the mastermind to Anderson.

*Donovan is still scrubbing his floors*

17. Picked up coat at dry cleaners.

18. Found Jerry in coat.

19. Bumped into Magnussun taunting MI5 agents.

20. Lunged Jerry at Magnussuns face.

21. Ran from Magnussuns cronies.

22. Fended off attackers with John using bystanders selfie stick.

23. Escaped with John back to his house in Lestrades car.

24. Refused drinks with Mary.

25. Became drunk after one shot.

26. Proceeded to incoherently deduce I was drugged by Moriarty.

27. Argued with an idiotic statue five block away.

28. Taken away from the idiotic statue by Mycroft.

29. Went to bed.

30. Woke up to angry text from Lestrade about leaving an assassin in his car.

I need to stretch my fanfiction muscles to get back into the game. But I'm busy so this might not happen as often as before. Laterz.