A/N: - So johnsarmylady & I apparently have too much time on our hands – we are now doing a new series of texts but they are Hurt/Comfort/Angst & our new challenge s 221B's:)Hope you have as much fun as we did:D

Sherlock is in bold and John is in italics.

We don't own.

'John, I don't like being in hospital. Can I come home?'

'No, love. You need to stay in there for at least another few days. I'm coming to see you soon. Mycroft is lecturing me at the moment.'

'He's mad because I'm ignoring him.'

'But John I hurt, and they won't make my pain go away. Please John, I want to come home.'

'Ignore Mycroft. Tell him to get his lard arse out of the flat then come and fetch me. Please'

'I am ignoring him. He's angry because you got hurt. I told I'm if I hadn't been there you'd be dead. So now he's all Mycrofty. Seriously 'Lock, I am not going to let you come home. You are in the best possible place. I am sorry you hurt but you are in a unique situation. You & I both know there's only a certain amount you are allowed to have & only certain kinds you are allowed to take, given your history:).'

'But I'm lonely John. And they only let you stay a little while. And John, I need your healing touch.'

'You need me? Maybe I can arrange something. I know some people;). It should be safe now. I'll crawl in and cuddle you and heal you and I promise I'll take care of you in bed.'