Author's Note: The remake of my old and deleted KHR story is back and under another name! For those who actually check up on that and read my profile, I apologise for the long wait.

If there are grammar mistakes, plot holes or any other things that you feel can be improved, feel free to drop me a message. Constructive criticism will be taken into consideration while flaming will be ignored and used to roast vegetables for my bunnies. Thanks. Please enjoy the story!

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"Xing Yu-san! Someone wake her up." The teacher sighed exasperatedly.

"Xing Yu-chan, wake up!" A pretty girl with short, orange hair patted my arm gently.

"Ugh…" I groaned. "Wassat?"

"Xing Yu-san! This is the third time you've fallen asleep in my class!" The teacher lectured. "Do you not get enough sleep at night? Please do work on your time management skills and…"

As the teacher droned on and on about skills to succeed in the society or some other nonsense, I merely yawned and plopped my face back into my crossed arms on the table, ready to catch more sleep.

"Xing Yu-san!" The teacher yelled. "Go wash up or something! I will not tolerate you falling asleep in my class again!"

"Un." I answered blandly before shuffling out of the classroom to the nearest washroom, which is unfortunately, at the other end of this floor.

Whoever created this floor plan should really just die. Who in their right minds would put the bathroom at the opposite end of a classroom?!

I sighed and continued my slow pace to the other end of the floor, grumbling and swearing under my breath every few minutes. Soon, my body began to walk on autopilot as my mind drifted off with the fairies. Since I was not paying attention, it was inevitable that I would bump into someone and fall flat on my butt unceremoniously, which was what happened a few more minutes later.

"Ow! What the…" I grumbled and picked myself up to look at who I had bumped into. "Oh, it's you."

Said person stared at me with a raised eyebrow as he tapped his feet.

"Xing Yu-san, how many times do I have to bump into you in the hallway to make you learn your lesson about not daydreaming while walking?" The person gave a long suffering sigh.

"Maa… Sorry, Kusakabe…" I rubbed the back of my head sheepishly. "I didn't mean to do it."

"That's what you always say." Kusakabe shook his head. "So you're off to the bathroom to wash up again?"

"Yeah… Sensei sent me out 'cause I kept nodding off in class." I punctuated that sentence with a loud yawn. "Not my fault that he's so boring."

"Uh huh…" The vice-chairman of the Disciplinary Committee looked entirely unconvinced. "Just go and freshen up and return to class."

"Yes, sir…" I gave a lazy salute and plodded on to the toilet, leaving a sighing Kusakabe in my wake.

Fighting back a great yawn, I pushed the wooden door to the washroom slowly, entering into the toilet. I stretched and sighed, opening my grey orbs only to see a baby wearing a suit and a fedora staring at me.

"Ciaossu." The toddler greeted.

"Hi." I greeted back before walking to the basin and washing my face, ignoring the child that was staring at me with his beady eyes.

"Bye." I told the baby curtly before walking out of the toilet, leaving a slightly bemused but interested fedora wearing hitman.

I hobbled back to the classroom unsteadily, the splashing of water onto my face not doing much to help me stay awake.

Man… I should not have stayed up late to game yesterday, though I don't actually regret it all that much.

Since I was in lalaland yet again, I bumped into someone else.

"Oof." I grunted before mumbling an apology without looking at the person whom I bumped into and heading back to class dazedly.

"Herbivore…" I heard an exasperated sigh.

Oops… Looks like I bumped into my boss, aka Hibari Kyoya.

I turned back to face him slowly and by slowly, I meant at the pace even a sloth would have complained it being too slow.

"Just go back to class." He grumbled and shooed me off, but not before slamming his tonfa against the back of my head.

"To keep you awake, he said…" I muttered to myself sarcastically while continuing my slow trek back.

"I heard that." An answering growl came.

"I said nothing!" I squeaked and as typical of me, ran off so that I wouldn't get another tonfa to my head.

I slowed once I heard no more footsteps continuing behind me, heaving a sigh of relief as I did so. I stretched and wiped the non-existent sweat off my brow.

Living with Hibari was certainly stressful…

I slid open the door to my classroom without preamble and strolled back to my seat. Of course, I was so slow that even molasses growing in the middle of winter in Russia would be faster than me.

"Just hurry back to your seat, Xing Yu-san." The teacher rubbed at his face tiredly.

"Okay." I shrugged and increased my pace just by that tiny bit, and yes, the molasses were still faster.

The moment I slid into my seat, however, the lunch bell rang.

"Oops… Sorry." I apologised monotonously since the teacher was waiting for me to get back to my seat so that he could continue.

"It's fine… I'm kind of getting used to this…" The teacher sighed and ran a hand through his greying hair, to which I did NOT contribute to. Really.

As per with lunch, when the teacher left, the class burst into loud chattering.

"You did it again, Xing Yu-san!" Kurosawa Hana sighed at me. "I didn't get to learn anything worthwhile again!"

"I'm sure she didn't do it on purpose, Hana-chan!" Kyoko tried to defend me.

"Whatever…" The black-haired girl rolled her eyes. "I kind of got used to it, to be honest."

I remained quiet and flopped forwards, trying to head to dreamland.

"Oh come on!" Hana yelled, frustrated. "Look at her!"

Kyoko tried to calm Hana down, though how successful it was would be left up to your imagination. I managed to doze off peacefully, already used to the loud background noise that just seemed to turn into static as I fell deeper and deeper into dreamland.

"E-Excuse me…" A voice called out timidly, waking me from my nap.

I groaned and slowly tilted my head up, ready to rip into the person who dared wake me up. Only, when I saw who it was, I just didn't have the heart to do it.

"What do you want, Tsunayoshi?" I asked sleepily, a hint of irritation hidden in my voice.

"I-I was just thinking that you must be hungry since lunch is almost over…" He blushed and fiddled with something behind his back. "S-So I got some bread for you."

"Hmm..?" I purred out, amused by this adorable little boy that I treated as my surrogate child. "Thank you for being such a thoughtful boy, Tsunayoshi."

"Y-You're welcome!" He practically shoved the bread into my hands before dashing off, a crimson blush splashed across his face.

"How cute." I tittered to myself as I removed the plastic wrapping and consumed my lunch. "Tasty."

Just as I had finished my food, the bell rang, signalling the end of lunch. I sighed at the loss of my naptime and sighed even deeper at the thought of who the next teacher was – the ever wonderful and cheerful Nezu-sensei.

"Great, it just had to be him." I grumbled to myself as I threw the wrapper away into the dustbin in the class.

"Everyone back to your seats!" Speak of the devil indeed…

There was a moment of chaos as the class scrambled back to their respective places, not wanting to incur the rather irritating wrath of one Nezu Dohachiro and his annoying need to hand out detentions like giving candy to children.

"Now, turn to the chapter where we last stopped yesterday…" Nezu's droning voice was practically beckoning me to happily jump into the arms of Morpheus.

My eyelids grew heavier and heavier the more he started on with his lessons. It's not like he teaches anything correctly or worthwhile anyway.

"XING YU-SAN!" The science teacher suddenly bellowed. "WAKE UP!"

"Like, whatever." I mumbled under my breath as I rolled my eyes.

"Detention for sleeping in class and being disrespectful to your teacher!" He levelled an accusing finger at me. "Don't think I didn't see you rolling your eyes at me, young lady!"

"Sorry, can't make it." I yawned, ignoring his splutters of rage. "Have Disciplinary Committee work to do."

"Pah. I don't care! Detention for a week!" Nezu slammed a hand on his table.

"It's not that I don't want to take responsibility, Nezu-sensei." I used my best I'm-pretending-I-actually-give-a-fuck-about-what-y ou-say voice. "But Hibari-sempai demands me to stay back at school until I finish my assignment from him of the day."

"Tell him that you have detention with me then!" Nezu sneered. "He should exempt you from your duties then."

"I tried doing that with Sugihara-sensei." I shrugged casually. "The next day I was told that Sugihara-sensei was replaced by Kirihara-sensei because Sugihara-sensei mysteriously disappeared."

Nezu practically turned purple in his anger. I must say that plum is definitely not his colour.

"Why you…" He growled, his nails digging into the wood of the desk, not that he was leaving a dent since he was pretty much a weakling.

"Is there a problem, Nezu-sensei?" The cool voice at the door got everyone's attention.

Upon seeing who the person was, everyone broke out into cold sweat and turned pale, though Nezu's face had a hint of sourness in it. You could almost hear the melody signalling game over if you actually strained your ears for it.

"N-None at all, Hibari-san!" The adult just about squeaked.

"I see." Hibari narrowed his steely eyes before deciding to let it go. "I came to check since the other classes were complaining about the loudness of your voice. Lower down your volume."

With that, he left with a majestic swish of his black coat that was most likely magically attached onto his shoulders. The entire lot of us – minus me, that is – heaved a sigh of relief at the exit of the most feared person in Namimori, bringing with him his oppressive aura.

"That was close." One of the students muttered.

"I thought I was going to die." Another student was almost in tears.

"L-Let's continue with the lesson." Nezu tried to regain his lost dignity and continued teaching, though he glanced around wildly in paranoia when he shouted at someone.

Time flew by and soon, it was the end of the lesson.

"There's going to be a quiz on this next week." Nezu eyed us like a predator eyeing its prey. "If you fail, there will be… consequences."

With that ominous warning, he exited the classroom infinitely less majestically than Hibari.

"Hmm… He's trying to imitate Severus Snape." I giggled to myself. "How insulting it must be for poor Snape."

"What are you mumbling to yourself about?" Hana rounded upon me. "We almost got killed by Hibari's aura because of you!"

"Maa…" I waved my hand around airily. "It's Nezu's fault for being a control freak yet unable to control his own temper."

Hana rolled her eyes at me and heaved a great big sigh of disbelief and resignation.

"It's part of her charm, Hana-chan!" Kyoko smiled widely.

"Oh, Kyoko…" Hana looked torn between patting her head and shaking her shoulders violently to wake her up from her world of rose-tinted glasses.

I merely chuckled softly at their antics before stretching and getting ready for the next class. As usual, the day passed by much more tolerably after the removal of Nezu from the equation.

When classes finally ended for the day, I headed to the rooftop to look for the dictator of Namimori.

"Yo, Hibari-sempai." I greeted with an easy wave. "How was your day?"

"Awful." He surprisingly grunted back.

I was used to him ignoring my question but I guess today must've been really bad for him to actually reply to it.

"I see. Well, hope for a better day tomorrow then." I replied noncommittally. "So, what's the job for today?"

"Just the planning for the upcoming committee meeting about the assignment of club rooms for each committee." He instructed. "Do as you see fit, but make sure to put the Disciplinary Committee in the Reception Room."

"Understood, boss." I mock saluted him, not that he could see me since his eyes were closed. "I can do this outside of school, right?"

"Whatever." He answered moodily. "Now get lost. I want to sleep."

"Sure." I got used to his fondness for naps quickly.

It was get used to it or get eliminated because of disturbing it. So far, I've only disturbed only one of his naps to test out his rage and suffice to say, I will never disrupt his naps again, ever.

I quickly made myself scarce and plodded back to the classroom.

"I apologise for making you wait, Tsunayoshi." I smiled at the brunet. "Hibari-sempai had to brief me on some Disciplinary Committee stuff."

"I-It's okay." He stammered. "Let's go?"

"Yup." I linked arms with him, ignoring the red that exploded on his face as well as the stares from the rest of the students still in class.

"Those two are still as chummy as ever, huh." A classmate commented.

"I think they look cute together." One particularly loud gossiper squealed.

"Shush! Do you want something bad to happen to you because of your big mouth?" Her friend scolded.

"Bye!" I waved at the class and they responded in turn.

I turned my attention back to the precious boy next to me, only to see him fiddling with his shirt nervously.

"Aww… You're so cute." I pinched at his cheeks.

"A-Am not!" He slapped my hand away gently but firmly, his cheeks returning to a rosy red.

I ignored him and continued to coo and fuss over him like a mother would over her baby or young child.

"S-Stop! W-We're in public!" Tsuna protested rather adorably in my opinion.

"So I can do this in your house?" I smirked.

"N-No!" He flailed. "You can't do this anywhere! Other people will get the wrong idea!"

"S-So you don't love me..?" I whimpered pathetically, willing tears to fill up in my dark grey orbs.

"Gah!" Tsuna ruffled his fluffy hair frustratedly as he complained. "Stop that!"

"You're no fun." I whined. "But I love you anyway."

Tsunayoshi turned fire engine red, spluttering all the way.

"In the familial sense, my dear Tuna fish." I tapped his nose playfully.

"Quit giving me heart attacks." He sighed and clutched at his chest. "I'll die one day because of you."

"Nah, you won't." I waved off his melodramatic accusation. "You'll live till the ripe old age of eighty or something and have many, many kids."

"That's thinking too far!" Tsuna protested once more.

"You're certainly hard to please, Tsunayoshi." I shook my head at him. "You won't be able to get any girls like this. You'll only attract boys if you continue on this track."

"What." He stared at me flatly.

"Some boys like hard to please partners but girls never go for hard to please boys unless they drank love potions." I stated matter-of-factly. "If you don't want to become someone's uke, you'll have to become more accommodating."

"You've been reading too much fantasy and yaoi." My male friend could only sigh. "I'm straight, so no need to worry about me being some guy's uke."

"That's what they all say." I nodded my head wisely. "It's just the denial talking. You now have higher chances of becoming an uke."

"I don't get your logic at all!" Tsuna groaned.

"And you never will." I smiled toothily at him. "Men are from Mars while women are from Venus."

"I seriously don't get you." Tsuna looked at me as if I had completely lost all of my marbles.

"You need to read more, Tsunayoshi." I told the confused boy.

"We're here." Tsuna sighed tiredly, as if he had just finished running a marathon.

"I'm home, 'kaa-san!" Tsuna called out. "I brought Xing Yu-san today!"

"Welcome back, Tsu-kun!" The lady of the house made her grand entrance. "It's nice to finally be able to meet you, Xing Yu-san! Now I can finally put a face to match the name!"

"It's a pleasure to meet you too, Sawada-san." I replied politely.

"Such a courteous child." She placed a hand onto her cheek. "Just call me Nana! I'll bring some snacks up to the room later, so go on and study!"

"Thank you, Nana-san." I answered and turned to face Tsuna. "Let's go to your room then."

"Okay." He gave a nervous smile and led me up to the second floor. "It may be a little messy, but it's my room."

I raised an eyebrow as he took hold of the doorknob and twisted, slowly revealing what was behind that simple, wooden door.

Let me tell you, it was an utter NIGHTMARE.

There were clothes strewn about and random stacks of manga and books everywhere. I think I spied a few empty bags of chips in one corner of the room.

"T-Tsunayoshi." My right eye twitched uncontrollably. "T-This is your room?"

"Yes." He gave a clueless smile.

"I refuse to accept this!" I howled in horror. "How can such an adorable child stay in a pigsty like this? We must clean up this extremely messy and dirty room at once!"

"H-Huh?" He tilted his head to the side, confused.

"There will be no buts, huhs or whats! We are cleaning up immediately!" I dropped my backpack onto the wooden floor and removed the dumbfounded boy's bag as well. "On forth, to remove all that filth!"

"Hieeee!" He shrieked as I burst into the room and began to clean in an almost maniacal fashion.

I sorted out the books neatly according to their category in alphabetical order. I have an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder so sue me. I winced at having to touch the clothes on the floor but managed to pull myself together enough to pick them up and toss them all into one pile, of which I demanded to be dumped into the laundry bin immediately.

The bewildered brunet teen followed my orders, but not without some hesitance.

"X-Xing Yu-san, you don't have to clean up the room like that." His voice sounded muffled since he was carrying his large pile of clothing.

"I will not condone you living in such an unconducive environment! Now off you go with those dirty clothes!" I commanded as I continued my cleaning spree. "And get me the vacuum cleaner, a mop and a damp rag!"

I barely heard his affirmative reply as I packed the books into the bookshelves and tidied up the room until it was to my satisfaction. With the arrival of the mop, rag and the vacuum cleaner, I made sure the floor was absolutely spotless and all other surfaces – windows included – practically sparkled from their cleanliness.

"Phew. Mission accomplished." I wiped the sweat off my brow with my forearm.

Tsuna was practically gapping at how clean his room was.

"W-Wow… This is the first time I've seen my room this clean." His jaw was still dropped.

"And it must stay this way!" I waved my hand imperiously. "No wonder you had a hard time with your academics! With such a horrible environment for learning as well as a lack of management skills, you would not have been able to study effectively!"

I almost bit my lip when I realised that I had sounded like the teacher from my first period but managed to stop myself. When Tsuna merely smiled at me sheepishly, I glared at him to make sure the point stuck into his head.

"I will conduct random checks and if I feel that the room is not up to my standards…" My eyes glinted maliciously. "You will have to endure my yaoi fangirl tendencies at its maximum!"

"Hieeeeee!" The poor boy squeaked. "I'm sorry! I will ensure that the room is the epitome of cleanliness, Ma'am!"

"Wonderful." I nodded my head approvingly before grinning evilly. "And now… We study!"

Tsuna would have to focus really hard, or he'd be mentally scarred from this experience. I would make sure of that.

Upon seeing my expression, the male teen seemed to have gotten the idea that torture was definitely going to be inflicted upon him by one Wang Xing Yu, aka me.