I made it in time for OkiKagu month, yeah! This is a short series ,2-3 chapters max, about our favorite couple, the rest is for you to find out. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING

"Oiiiiii, Kagura!" shouted a certain silver haired samurai, "get your lazy bum out of bed, we have a customer!"

"Oh shut it Gin-chan, it's too early in the morning." Said the half dazed, pajama clad female Yato.

"Early my ass! It's already 2pm!"

"Exactly, still too early Gin-chan!"

Gintoki clenched his quivering fists, breathe man breathe. In and out in and out. He faked a smile and turned back to the customer, "Sorry about that sir, but the perfect person for the job is right there." Gintoki said Pointing to the yawning woman.

"What?"

"You're going to accept the job, right Kagura?! Right?! You remember why the fridge is empty don't you? So is it a yes or a yes?"

"Well, I wasn't pressured into that at all, but I guess I'll have to choose…yes."

Gintoki grinned greedily at the affluent looking customer, "she'll do it!"

The man stood up and flattened the crinkled in his silk kimono, "Great, you'll fill her in on the details wont you? I'm terribly sorry but I have a board meeting to attend at quarter to three."

"No need to worry, Sakamoto-san, we won't take anymore of your time." He said, the salesman grin still displayed prominently out n his face.

"Suck up" Kagura whispered, which resulted in an elbow to the kidney, the poor kidney!

"Well then I shall take my leave, a good day to you Yato-san and a good day to you Sakata-san."

The perm haired man waved to the retreating car until its figure was beyond the point of visibility. " Ahhh~ Kagura, we just scored ourselves a gold mine!"

"Explain old geezer."

He turned to face the female, "Didn't you see how fancy shamancy he was? It's the money I tell you! The money!"

"Gin-chan, that still doesn't explain anything, stop fangirling over the geezer and get to the point."

"Fine, point is, he's going to pay us big bucks, I mean bucks bigger than your big bucks, to complete his task." Kagura gestured for the man to continue, "You're going to pretend to be the bride at his granddaughter's wedding so that we can catch her stalker."

"I don't understand why he doesn't have someone else do it."

"Who cares! We're getting paid, you can gorge on all the decoy wedding food there. But most importantly there'll be cake, dear sweet cake for me."

"There's going to be a wedding? For who? You Kagura?" asked Shinpachi. He quickly took off his outside shoes and stepped inside, beginning his day at the Yorozuya office.

The Yato shook her head, "A decoy wedding."

"Does Okita-san know?"

"Why should the sadist care? It's my life."

"Well…." Shinpachi thought about his choice of words, "he technically is your fiancé"

Her mirthful expression disappeared, "Shit, I forgot."

"Kagura-chan, I really worry for you sometimes."

She pointed towards the silver haired samurai raiding the barren fridge in hopes of discovering any hidden sweets. "This is all your fault Gin-chan. How should I tell the sadist this gently?"

"Are you really going to tell him?"

"Do I have to?" she whined, trying to somehow get herself out of the hole she dug herself.

"Yeah, kind of. I mean you did agree to marry him."

"I hate you Megane." She said as she clicked her tongue. Kagura hated it when Shinpachi had a valid point.

"DON'T CALL ME MEGANE! Fine don't tell Okita-san, then he'll have a fit and kill everyone at the reception. I'm just going to say I told you so when it happens."

"You'll tell Soruichi-kun, I can't have anyone dying at Sakamoto-san's party!" cried Gintoki from behind the fridge door.

Shinpachi gave her a, I told you so, look, "Now go before we all die!" He paled at the thought of a bloody massacre caused by the Shinsengumi First Division Captain.

Ill update the next chapter by the end of the month, hopefully. Anyways, I hoped you guys enjoyed the rather short intro chapter.

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