Ok, i had no idea what i am doing AT ALL. If you guys are Super Junior fans , the title is from the song called , Cooking ? Cooking ! My friend told ( forced ) me too watch that... and in my opinion , it's creepy . ( *Got hit) Anyway , DON'T blame me for the randomness of this. I suddenly feel like writing shounen-ai , so here i am. :) Enjoy!

Warnings : SLASH , male x male relationships , OOC and RANDOMNESS !

Main pairings : KaZe

MaChiru

X.O.X

The blue alarm clock ringed loudly , making the perfect imitation of a fire truck. Suddenly, the sound of the ringing stopped. But there is a faint smell of blood in the air. Yes , Zero Kiryuu had officially smashed his... uh... * counts* 20th alarm clock. " Nii-san~! Wake up!" a boy who looks similar to Zero whined while pulling the latter's blanket. " I..chiru... Ask ... Maria ... to bake... i'm sleepy..." Zero mumbled before burying his face deeper in his pillow.

Ichiru could feel a vein popping out. Then , " WAKE UP YOU LAZY ASS! FIRST , YOU ASKED ME TOO WASH THE DISHES , SCRUB THE PLATES , NOW YOU WANT ME TO BAKE THE GODDAMN PASTRIES ?!" Maria Kurenai shouted as she whacked Zero at the back of his head. At the sudden pain , Zero immediately stood up . " Ouch , Maria - chan , it HURTS..." Zero said dramatically as he clenched his chest for more dramatization.

Maria and Ichiru looked at each other , only to avert their gaze. Ichiru could feel his cheeks reddening , while Maria had butterflies ( maybe from Hell ? jk , jk) in her stomach. Zero giggled ( i mean chuckled ) at the sight. " L-O-V-E B-I-R-D-S ..." he said , poking Ichiru's face. Ichiru smacked his ( annoying) brother's hand away.

" Ne, Come on! Wash up and bake the pastries! Our goal today is to obtain at least 10,000 yen!" Maria shouted , pointing her finger towards Zero. " Hai , hai... wakatteru... (1) " Zero muttered his reply and quickly went to the bathroom to wash up.

AT the same time...

" IDOL NEWS REPORT ! KANAME KURAN , THE POPULAR ACTOR , HAS YET BEEN INVOLVED IN ANOTHER SCANDAL . THIS TIME , THE UNLUCKY ONE IS THE POOR SARA SHIRABUKI , A POPULAR MODEL FOR THE MAGAZINE IDOL'S WEEKLY . OH HO HO HO , THIS MAKES SARA THE 20TH ' VICTIM ' OF THE HEARTBREAKER KANAME KURAN!" A woman with dirty blonde hair and big round spectacles watched the news with widened eyes.

' Again... my son Kaname had done something foolish yet again... He really need to find the one for him... ' Carmen Cross thought as she massaged her temple. ' I wonder where he is now... maybe searching for yet another ' toy' ?'

tbc...

How did i do? if you don't know... in (1) , Zero said , " Yes , yes i know..."

And Carmen Cross is the name for Fem!Kaien , i dunno wat name i SHOULD do for the female Kaien... Goumen nasai if there is any spelling errors , AND for the short chapter. Remember , i did this out of a whim!

Review , but no flames...