"...Hey Mario?" Toadette asked innocently as she blinked, turning around to face Mario, with both of them sitting in desks.

"What?" Mario asked, his arms folded together as he didn't have anything on his mind.

Toadette rubbed the back of her head sheepishly with her right hand. "Why the hell are we in a classroom?"

Mario shrugged as he shook his head. "Beats-a me. Maybe the stupid author wanted to do something involving education."

"That sounds boring." Toadette commented as she placed her hands on her face.

"Hey! No turning around in class!" A purple raptor that looked like a Yoshi with clear glasses and a white lab coat exclaimed, shaking his head as he was disappointed.

Toadette turned forward as she touched her fingertips together. "Sorry Mr. Hoshi..."

"That's Dr. Hoshi to you, Toadette." Dr. Hoshi commented as he sighed, shaking his head as he folded his arms. "Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus brought me back for this?"

It was a nice day in the Mushroom Kingdom, with everyone back at school at the Mushroom Kingdom High School. And in an attempt at staying relevant, Doctor Harryhausen Howard Hoshi decided to become a teacher once again. And the principal of this high school... turned out to be Toadsworth, who was too busy making toy models of pirate ships in his office.

"Tally ho! This is fun!" Toadsworth exclaimed to himself as he was making boat noises while holding his toy boats.

But we're not here for the old man, we're here for the school shenanigans!

"Come on-a, doc. Teach us something." Luigi shouted as he shook his right fist.

"Yeah, I want to learn!" Birdo chimed in agreement as she moved her hands about.

Dr. Hoshi sighed as he placed his hands on his hips. "Oh, all right. Today, we're going to learn the science of electricity."

"Boring!" The entire class sans Princess Peach Toadstool shouted in unison, with the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom too busy picking her nose for boogers.

"It's gotta be in here somewhere..." Princess Peach said to herself, with the others disgusted by how much Princess Toadstool was digging into her nose.

Dr. Hoshi growled as he narrowed his eyes in annoyance. "Why do I even bother..." He sighed as he placed his right hand on his head, shaking in disbelief.

"Wow." Donkey Kong commented as he quietly munched on his banana in his yellow backpack.

"Strange teacher." Toad mumbled as he had his arms crossed.

"Talk about having problems..." Waluigi muttered as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head.

"D'oh I Missed the point of us being here." Wario grunted as he was scratching his butt with his left hand.,

"Something about this being a parody of the typical high school fanfics. Or something." Bowser Jr. commented as he rubbed his right hand with his left hand.

"Why can't you all just relax and chill?" Funky Kong suggested as he placed his feet on the table, his hands behind his head.

"Man, I have to go to the bathroom..." Princess Daisy muttered as she squirmed about, trying not to relief herself in her yellow dress as she let out a muffled fart.

"All right, can any of you idiots honestly answer what's the name of the volcanic World 8 in NSMB?" Dr. Hoshi stated as he pointed at the black chalkboard, changing topics for no reason.

Awkward silence as everyone glanced at each other, then turned to Dr. Hoshi.

Dr. Hoshi sighed as he placed his left hand on his forehead, his right hand on his hip. "Oh boy... this is going to be complicated." He then pointed at Peach. "You. Princess Toadstool."

Peach was picking her nose as she gasped, being caught off guard as she gasped. "Hmm?"

"What's the name of World 8 in NSMB?" Dr. Hoshi asked as he folded his arms.

Peach blinked as she tilted her head to the right. "Aw... did I win?"

"Idiot." Bowser scoffed as he shook his head.

"Did you say something, Bowser?" Dr. Hoshi commented as he turned to Bowser.

"No I didn't, doc." Bowser commented as he waved his hands, sighing as he quietly muttered to himself, "I knew I shouldn't of sat in front..."

"Hey Dr. Hoshi, can I go to the bathroom?" Daisy asked as she placed her hands down on her dress, feeling her stomach grumble in pain.

"No! You hold it in with dignity, damn it!" Dr. Hoshi shouted as he slammed a ruler on the table.

Daisy frowned as she whimpered, sniffling as she closed her eyes. "But I have to go potty..."

Baby Princess Peach was about to answer, but she was squashed to death by a giant Thwomp, with everyone laughing at it as they then faced forward once again, with no one liking Baby Peach at all.

"Why did we invite her again?" Dr. Hoshi spoke up after adjusting his light blue glasses.

Funky shrugged as he pulled out his surfboard to polish it up. "I dunno, bruh. Guess the class needed someone to universally hate on."

"That sounds really suspicious..." Toadette murmured as she shook her head.

Birdo nodded as she spruced up her big red bow. "Not to mention specific. Although I did remember there was someone older here..."

"I don't know what's the point of this fanfic," Dry Bowser commented as he was working for the school as a janitor.

Petey Piranha mumbled as he popped up out of the ceiling, also serving as a janitor as all of the younger characters looked at them oddly.

"So, anyone going to answer the question?" Dr. Hoshi asked as he folded his arms, tapping his right foot impatiently. "Or am I going to have to choke someone?"

"...What was the question again?" Diddy Kong chimed as he innocently whistled, only for him to get peanuts fired in his face by Dr. Hoshi.

Yoshi nodded his head in agreement, his hands on his table that was marked with white colored green spotted Yoshi Eggs. "Yeah, I don't remember either."

Dr. Hoshi slapped his right hand on his forehead as he groaned loudly. To make matters worse, Toadette's stomach growling started to make the class vibrate, combined with Princess Peach burping and Princess Daisy farting. Everyone else began to chatter with each other while Toad helped Toadette get over her stomach troubles, while Peach and Daisy's gassy emissions caused a noticeable stink in the classroom, making Dr. Hoshi regret coming here in the first place.

In short, this Mario filled high school was anything but super.