A/N:

Hey y'all! I'm kinda(sorta, maybe?) back. I'm working on stories, but I've been on a Naruto/Bleach/Katekyo/Harry a bunch of other things kick. I'm really trying to get my original stuff up but they've been rather horrible about coming out. Maybe I'll have any of my others updated. But for now please accept this offering of Skull and Harry!

Shout outs go to Araciel for drawing my attention to the magnificence that is Skull and how under-loved he is. While I'm not doing an amazing fem!HarryisSkull deal (she's pairing that adorableness with the ever recalcitrant and devilishly charming Reborn) I did become inspired to write this story, this set of Drabbles after reading her work. I should probably leave her a review in Sunny April (her Harry!isSkullxReborn fic) but currently I'm updating.

Shout outs to the wonderful Rurulala for convincing me to update. I respect the "you want feedback" argument and submit to your brilliance!

Disclaimer: I am not rich enough to be the wonderful creator of Harry Potter (there would have been a significant increase in innuendo if I was btw) or the fabulous creator of Katekyo Hitman Reborn! (I dearly love them though)

Warnings(?): HarryxSkull (Slash), OOC, Cross dressing, Profanity, Mentions of Sex, Pervertedness

The Adventures of Skull and Ri

1: Guardian Angel

Skull liked to say he was hated by the grim reaper… But it was more like the grim reaper avoided him because he had a guardian angel who loved Skull especially well, even when the stuntman hadn't been exactly grateful for it.

His name was Potter Harry. Or Ri-chan as he liked to call himself.

That is when he was cross dressing, which was always.

However, Skull was quite thankful for one thing about Ri-chan.

Ri-chan hated Reborn and was more than willing to punt the little bastard whenever sempai was especially mean. He also barely put up with Collonello, stating the only the only thing saving the blond from a serious encounter with high-voltage electricity was his devotion to Lal (and the fact the bluenette kicked serious ass herself, primarily her former subordinate's). Ri-chan might have been Skull's fan, but he was definitely stronger than Reborn and Collonello.

So the stunt man could admit to being happy to be picked up by his number one fan when he returned to Italy. The man's long inky black hair was intermixed with Skull's favorite shade of purple and a green that matched Ri's best feature, his eyes.

"Skull!" Ri squealed and flew into his, finally regrown to their proper size, arms. "You're curse was really fixed!" Skull found himself hugged warmly, and since he wasn't drowning in lace, or leather, or whatever shirt material Ri-chan wore like he used to suffer under while an Acrobaleno, he finally remember he actually liked Ri's hugs.

They were some of the best ever. He could feel the love and affection Ri genuinely felt for him in them, something that had been lost when he had been semi-smothered the last few times he'd met up with his some-time lover (okay, they were exclusive for about three years) and always friend. Ri hadn't cared that Skull may have never changed back, and had just hugged him like always, but it had been a bitter reminder of his curse so he avoided the man. Which had hurt him, Skull knew, and was something Skull wasn't proud of doing, but now, now, Skull could enjoy them again. The other male was shorter again.

Tall Skull-sama for the win! He squeezed Ri-chan tightly back, smelling his familiar perfume.

"Hi Ri-chan," Skull said happily, "The magnificent Skull-sama is here!"

"It's so good to see you!" He squealed, "Check me out, whaddaya think? It's been a while!" Ri-chan asked as he stepped back and smiled brightly up at him. Skull made a circling gesture with his finger and Ri twirled happily. The dress fluttered seductively against his thighs where it stopped several inches above his knees. It was cute, and Skull could admit Ri-chan had good taste. He especially like the fact the cross-dresser was wearing a purple leather trench coat with his name stitched over his heart and his back over the gray baby doll dress and the ripped up black rose lace stockings he wore. The boots were also a nice touch, and perfect for riding on the back of a bike, the heel not exorbitantly high and fat enough to actually engage mechanisms on the two wheeled beauties. Ri-chan's bright eyes were accented with the purple Skull favored, silver glitter and black mascara which stood out cheerfully behind his silver framed glasses. His cheek had a heart instead of a teardrop like Skull's and his lipstick was just a shade pinker than the one Skull used.

"You look good as ever," Skull admitted, "But then anyone who loves the Great Skull-sama does!" Ri-chan giggled and threw himself back in to Skull's arms.

"Thanks," Ri-chan said happily, they cuddled a bit before hopping back and excitedly gesturing. "I have a surprise for you, Skull!" He exclaimed, his silver tongue piercing flashing making Skull eye it in interest. That was something new and Skull's eyes moved over the familiar eyebrow, anti-eyebrow, nose, and ear piercings cataloguing them. There were a few new ones, but the tongue was the one that caught his attention. He wondered what other places had been pierced… Ri-chan had been thinking of getting his stomach pierced and a set of corsets down his back… Better check.

"Is it your tongue ring?" He asked curiously. Ri blinked but shook his head.

"Nope! This is something you'll love!" Ri replied and then tugged Skull out of the airport terminal and towards something very familiar.

Skull's mouth dropped open.

"M-m-ma-my bike!" Skull exclaimed in excitement. It was his original bike before he became an Acrobaleno. He had been forced to sell it since he couldn't ride it and there was no way to look after it, as well as needing cash for the small model version he'd specially commissioned.

"Where did you get it?" He asked as he ran his hands down the familiar paint job, admiring the chrome. It looked perfect! Any scratches that had been left on it had been removed, and it looked freshly waxed and buffed.

"Stinkin' rich, remember?" Ri stated, looking exceedingly pleased with himself. He buffed his black and purple striped nails against his chest with a smirk. "I bought it up when I saw it was for sale and looked after the upkeep. Like I would let your baby belong to anyone besides you. I can't believe you didn't just leave it with me! I would have cherished it!" Skull actually felt tears well up and he scooped Ri into his arms before he promptly twirled him around in circles.

"You're awesome!" Skull exclaimed, "Skull-sama is so proud of you! You're the best fan ever!" Ri pouted but gave his cheek a fond kiss. A soft purple imprint was left behind.

"I love you Skull," Ri said with full honesty, "Now start this baby up! I need you to drive me back to my own bike!"

That was another thing Skull loved about Ri, he was a hard core motorcycle mechanic and rider, dress or not.

Kissing the man hard against the mouth, mixing their lipsticks this time instead of the carefully chaste ones he'd given and received earlier, and hearing the lustful moan emitted beneath him by the pretty male, Skull figured they both had a lot of time to make up for.

Because as much as Skull's guardian angel drove him up the wall sometimes, Skull would never give him up.

A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

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