One day, Dipper was left thinking in the attic. He was thinking about lots of things. Dipper thought about Bill Cipher. He thought about his absent uncle. Dipper was even thinking about Gideon, the little kid who almost took over Gravity Falls. How could he not think about that little troll after what he had done a couple of days before? However, one thing seemed to be on Dipper's mind the most. His new love interest.

Dipper had come to the realization that Wendy Corduroy was never going to go out with him. Why would she? She's was quite a bit older than he was, anyway. He had to lower his standards a little bit. This is when he realized that a certain girl was dropping a lot of hints his way. He had just never seen them coming. This girl was around his age, and seemed to put on a lot of makeup whenever he was around. She wore the cutest clothes, and even picked on his sister solely to get his attention. Dipper's new love interest was none other than Pacifica Northwest.

"We're practically the same age, right?" Dipper asked himself in his squeaky voice. They had to be, or else she wouldn't have been his height. On the other hand, Pacifica was noticeably "mature" for her age. She seemed to have… well… more developed features than other girls their age. He couldn't stand it any longer. Dipper Pines had to be with Pacifica Northwest.

The younger Pines twin walked downstairs, nonchalantly. No one was in sight. Stan was gone for some reason, Soos was fixing Abuelita's vacuum cleaner, Wendy was out trashing people's lawns with Owl Trowels, and Mabel was busy somewhere with Waddles. No one was in sight so Dipper walked out of the front door. There, he saw the weird goat that always seemed to be around whenever something weird was happening. Was this foreshadowing? Dipper shrugged it off as a coincidence.

"I don't know where Pacifica lives, but I do know where Pacifica lives," Dipper assured himself. Pacifca was usually seen around the shopping places of Gravity Falls. Dipper took the Mystery Cart and headed off to Main Street. When Dipper got there, he noticed that Pacifica was talking to someone. At a distance, Dipper could only make out this person's tight jeans.

"Who is that?" Dipper muttered in a soft, annoyed voice. Just then, Dipper saw who it was. The person Pacifca was talking to was Robbie. This made Dipper slow down a bit. His natural boy instincts told him that Robbie was going steady with Pacifica.

Then Dipper realized how stupid that would be. Pacifica was Dipper's age and Robbie is Wendy's age. The air around them smelled like a mix of beautiful perfume and a gallon of body spray. The odor strangely made Dipper hungry for tacos, but he shook the idea off for a different day.

"Look, I don't really care what happened between you and this Willie girl. I have my own problems to deal with. I have my own problems to deal with. There's this guy I like named Dipper. Now he's someone to talk abou-," Pacifica started. Before she could finish, she sensed the presence of someone else behind her and Robbie. She turned around and stood nose-to-nose with her crush.

There was no need to wait. Dipper leaned in so quickly that Pacifica could only make one gesture. She closed her eyes. This is because Dipper was kissing her. Robbie stood, staring at the couple and he tightened the strings on his jacket to make only his nose visible. He walked away as the two finally separated.

"Pacifica. You've made me realize…"