"So. How do we clear Sirius?" asked Hermione, looking up from the book she was reading.

Harry rubbed his chin. "I got this," he said, standing up from the couch he'd been sitting on in Gryffindor's common room.

Later that week, he threw a bound and gagged Sirius Black into a chair, strapped him in and removed the duct tape that kept one of Remus' old socks in his mouth. "You could have used Narcissa's knickers, like I asked you to,"

"She's your cousin," pointed out Harry, raising an eyebrow.

"So? I don't want to have children with her. I just wanna plow her," said Sirius, rolling his eyes.

"Yes, well, me too, but you don't see me stealing her old underwear, do you?" said Harry, rolling his eyes to match Sirius.

"Just because you use your invisibility cloak to do it doesn't mean it doesn't happen," countered Sirius.

"Point," admitted Harry.

In the Wizengamot stands, Narcissa Malfoy went Weasley red and fanned herself with the old Witch Weekly magazine she'd been reading. "Oh my," she said, mostly to herself.

"If you are quite done with the banter, we kind of have a criminal to put behind bars. Once again, I find myself in court surrounded by idiots. Dog proofed this time," said Amelia Bones, rolling her eyes.

"Don't worry, Amy dear, I wanna plow you too," said Sirius.

"Disregarding our dear judge's undeniable hotness despite being old enough to be my grandmother, maybe, I don't really know, I, as the one to capture the prisoner, have one humble request of the Wizengamot. I request that Veritaserum be used on Mister Black. That is all. I'll even cover the cost, if that is a problem," he said, looking at Amelia, who was slightly flushed and drooling slightly.

Fudge looked ready to protest.

"Here, have a bag of money," said Harry, putting a bag stuffed with galleons in his desk.

"Sure, why not?"

And then Sirius was cleared of all charges except being an illegal animagus. Since he'd already spent twice his sentence in Azkaban, there still had to be massive reparations paid to the House of Black. With that money, Sirius renovated Grimmauld Place and wired it in its entirety.

Walburga would have complained, but Sirius placed her in a room that had a TV in it and she became addicted to Soap Operas, so she was kept busy.