Inspired by: the heichou roleplay prompt

snkkink: snkkink. dreamwidth 2848. html?thread=4446240#cmt4446240

The 789th secret meeting of Heichou's fanclub in Erwin's office was noticeably quiet. This was due to the fact that their most vocal members (Petra and Auruo) was sweating bullets and ducking their heads whenever Mikasa looked in their direction. (Mikasa would like to say that she was only there because of Eren.)

"Can we get started?" Erd coughed. Petra flinched as she glanced at Mikasa. Auruo swore.
"S-Sure!" Her voice was an octave higher than normal. From his seat, Eren leaned closer to Mikasa.
"What did you do?"
"She didn't do anything!" Auruo denied. Eren gave the older teen a suspicious glance.
"Ah. This seems interesting." Hange called from her spot on the table. Beside her, Erwin's face was impassive, but there was an interested gleam in his eyes.
"They were dressed like Heichou... while taking their clothes off." Mikasa reported. Gunter and Erd muffled their snickers. Eren blushed. Hange didn't try to muffle her cackle.

"Want to demonstrate?" Her glasses gleamed. Petra and Auruo looked away from the group.
"It's just a bit of role playing!" Auruo snapped. Petra blushed.
"Role playing?" Mikasa deadpanned from her spot beside Eren. As the non-member, she had to sit next to the lowest ranking member. (Not that she minded sitting next to Eren.)
"I think a demonstration would be best." Erd joked from his spot at the table. Hange's glasses glinted in the flickering candlelight. This led to their current situation.

"I'm letting you do this for me so I don't have to say how I feel." Dere!Heichou gasped as Tsun!Heichou tugged at her cravat. Gunter opened the closet door and stepped out into the room.
"Really." Cleanfreak!Heichou snapped, waving a dustcloth. "I just cleaned that." As Dere! and Tsun!Heichou replied back (fully in character), Erwin climbed into the closet. Another moment passed as the Commander re-entered into the room. The tall man had quickly fixed his hair into a similar style as the Corporal. A cravat rested at his neck.
Thug!Heichou quickly got into an argument with Violent!Heichou (Erd). Yandere!Heichou (Hange) had cornered Eren on the couch. Eren's look of fear was not entirely false.

Mikasa (who, much to her displeasure, Eren had asked to be Humanity's Strongest!Heichou) had just finished fixing her scarf into a cravat when the door opened.

"Erwin." Levi's voice called from the doorway. The inhabitants of the room looked at the corporal. The next few moments felt like an eternity before Erwin coughed.

"Yes?"

Levi stalked over, pushed Hange's arm off Eren and picked up the teen in a fireman's carry with one hand. Eren's face turned red. (Whether it was from embarrassment or something else, it was not known.)

"I don't want to know." The corporal paused at the doorway. "But you better clean up afterwards, because I'm not doing it for you." That was not a suggestion.

"And Eren?" Erwin raised one thick eyebrow.

"I'm taking the only sane person out of this room with me." The door swung shut. Mikasa ripped off her cravat - carefully because she didn't want to ruin her scarf. She's never coming to one of these meetings again.

That damn shorty!