Welcome to the Mata-chatroom.
Ch. 1
Introduction say what?
A/N~ Well, as some of you may have noticed, some of my fics are missing from my archives. Well rest assured, I did not take them down myself. It seems the Critics United trolls had reported SIX of my fics and had them blown off my archives. Drastic much? Maybe. But I only have one thing to say for any and all trolls who have vendettas against people just having fun in writing and entertaining people,
SUCK MY LADY-DICK.
That is all. And now note, I have quotation marks from beginning to end of this fic, so your format rule is overruled. Bad loophole? Perhaps. Will it work? Maybe, maybe not. Bunch of eye-sores is what they are. If it does work, great. If it doesn't, well it just proves how hypocritical and stupid the staff of this site are and just how pear-shaped the whole writing world has become.
And NOTICE! Please see my profile for more information on this matter, to sign a petition to get CU off of , and to see my plans for if my fics are taken down again. Thank you to all those who supported and stuck with me. You have all been fantastic and nothing but awesome and understanding people. Kudos to you, and expect a new chapter to be up within the month.
I do not own any of the mentioned charas. LEGO does.
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Who's who-
BigBird24 - Nuju
FireSpitter23 - Vakama
AirMonkey22 - Matau
AquaGal22 - Nokama
GroundPounder25 - Whenua
RockSmasher23 - Onewa
LittleBird16 - Matoro
RainDrop15 - Hali
DirtDigger16 - Nuparu
FireCracker16 - Jaller
RockyKick16 - Hewkii
MiniTwister15 - Kongu
Sk8erGurl16 - Macku
SilentNight16 - kopeke
AwesomeFrost16 - Ehrye.
LightGuy15 - Takua
HafuTheGreat#1 - Hafu
FrostyBite18 - Kopaka.
BurntToast19 - Tahu
AcroJester17 - Lewa
SurferGurl17 - Gali
CaveCrawler19 - Onua
DessertRunner18 - Pohatu
WhiteRage18 - Kurahk
CrimsonFear19 - Turahk
GreenVenom18 - Lerahk
BlueDestruction17 - Guurahk
BlackLeech19 - Vorahk
BronzeDust18 - Panrahk.
RedBully19 - Hakann
BlueBeast18 - Vezok
EmeraldSnake20 - Zaktan
BronzeTrigger17 - Avak
BlackTracer19 - Reidak
WhiteDrifter17 - Thok
Doppelganger18 - Vezon
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"LittleBird16 has logged on.
FrostyBite18 has logged on.
AirMonkey22 has logged on.
LittleBird16: Ok…again, can I ask just why?
AirMoneky22: ask what? 8D
FrostyBite18: You know EXACTLY what!
AirMonkey22: You mean about me giving you and everyone else all Mata-chatroom accounts so I can talk to you all? 8DD
LittleBird16: Well…yes…so why?
FrostyBite18: Because he's an ass and has no life outside the internet.
AirMonkey22: I do SO have a life!
FrostyBite18: Then WHY drag us onto this lame-ass site!?
Airmonkey22:…I get lonely.
FrostyBite18: -_- I'm no impressed.
AirMoneky22: you never are! You should be thanking me! D8
BigBird24 has logged on.
FireSpitter23 has logged on.
BigBird24: Matau you are an idiot. Do you have ANY idea how much spam this place gets!? I don't have time to delete random brochures and liposuction adds! And WTF is this 'BigBird' business? Do I look like a Sesame Street character to you?
FireSpitter23: And uh…why am I 'firespitter23'?
AirMonkey22: Because your names fit! And you know you want that Botox Nuju. X3
LittleBird16: I can see why you got Nuju and everyone else in your classes, but why me and my other friends?
BigBird24: Matoro!? He did this to you too!?
LittleBird16: Apparently…
FireSpitter23: How did you even get our information to even MAKE these accounts?
AirMonkey22:….I know people?
FrostyBite18: Your question mark is suspicious…
AquaGal22 has logged on.
GroundPounder25 has logged on.
RockSmasher23 has logged on.
RainDrop15 has logged on.
DirtDigger16 has logged on.
FireCracker16 has logged on.
AquaGal22: Guys? Is that you?
RockSmasher23: you mean is this the stupid stunt Matau pulled on us via the power of the internet like the moron he is? Yes, yes it is.
GroundPounder25: You're surprised?
AquaGal22: not really, but still…
RainDrop15: so…why include us?
FireCracker16: Srsly! I already have, like, three email accounts, I don't need to remember a password or name for another.
DirtDigger16: I am so NOT a dirt digger! DX
BurntToast19 has logged on.
AcroJester17 has logged on.
BurntToast19: WHY THE HELL DID YOU GIVE ME THE NAME 'BurntToast'!?
FostyBite18: TURN YOUR DAMN CAPSLOCK OFF!
BurntToast19: NEVER! DXX
AirMonkey22: cause 'BurntToastWithJam' was taken! XDD
BurntToast19:…Lewa, your brother's just as big a baka as you are.
AcroJester17: HEY! I'm not a baka!...what's a baka?
BigBird24: *facepalm*
LittleBird16: Erm, it's Japanese for idiot…
AcroJester17: Oh…HEY! That's mean Tahu! T-T
BurntToast19: your emoticon tears have no effect on me.
FireSpitter23: Alright enough! As far as I can tell, these accounts can't be deleted until the first 30 days pass. So…we're gonna have to just deal with it…
FireCracker16: Great…
BigBird24: ugh…
AirMonkey22: YAY! NOW WE CAN CHATZ! 8DD
LittleBird16: So…now what?
BigBird24:….
BurntToast19: Uh….
GroundPounder25:…..
AquaGal22: *shifty eyes*
FireSpitter23:…
RaindDrop15: Umm…I have homework to do, sooo…
FrostyBite18: I'm leaving.
DirtDigger16: mom's calling.
FireCracker16: chores.
RainDrop15 has logged off.
FrostyBite18 has logged off.
DirtDigger16 has logged off.
FireCracker19 has logged off.
AirMonkey22: Uh…guys?
FireSpitter23: Erm, dog needs to be walked.
AquaGal22: I have swimming today.
GroundPounder25: I'm hungry.
RockSmasher23: Whenua's buying. XD
BurntToast19: stoves on fire.
BigBird24: house is underwater.
FireSpitter23 has logged off.
AquaGal22 has logged off.
GroundPounder25 has logged off.
RockSmasher23 has logged off.
BurntToast19 has logged off.
BigBird24 has logged off.
AirMonkey22: Guys!? Lewa!?
AcroJester17: Hey I'm here for you bro- OMG LOOK! SQUIRREL!
AcroJester17 has logged off.
AirMoneky22:…Matoro?
LittleBird16:…..
AirMonkey22: *puppy eyes*
LittleBird16:…*jumps out window*
LittleBird16 has jumped out his window-I mean, logged off.
AirMonkey22:….NOES! I'm all alone! TT-TT …wait a minute! Vakama, you don't own a dog! You told me you're allergic! And we live in a dorm together! WTF!?
AirMonkey22 is insulted and has logged off."
To be continued…
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A/N~ And so begins the war between bad comedy chat-room themes, and the Trolls United. Whose side will you chose? *dramatic music*