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Ch. 25
R.I.P Simba and Bambii.
A/N~ Hahah, betcha didn't think I'd update so soon after reposting did you? Hehehehe WELL YOU'RE WRONG. And I bet you the title of this chapter freaked you all out XDD god I am so terrible.
Oh and also! I big thank you to StormSeeker123 for helping me edit half of Mata-chatroom! You rock girl!
Enjoy!
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"Mata-chat tweet update.
By WhiteRage18.
Mood: hungry.
Doing: Sitting in a prison.
So I'm here in prison for unlawful conduct and something about inappropriate advertising. Or false advertising. Something about advertising. I forget. I don't give a sh**. Lol anyways, Dume ain't happy, parents ain't happy, pops ain't gonna be happy when Dume rips him a new one for my antics, and I'm pissed that when I asked for food, I get this weird grime sh** instead of my requested taco. They could have at least given me hot sauce! WTF!?
So the moral of this story is – apparently replacing the local highschool's front banner with a 'Dume's butt smells like an old furnace' 50x36 poster with a photo of Vezon's ass is frowned upon. Something to do with insulting our city's leader or some other sh**…
…I want my f***ing taco!
5,486 people Like This.
1 person Dislikes this.
1 person is Insulted People Don't Like His Ass's Photo.
1 person is Grounding You for This."
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"MiniTwister15: you killed Bambi...T~T
LittleBird16: ugh, Kongu, for god's sake, I didn't kill Bambi!
FireCracker16: No, but you SHOT A DEER...
RainDrop15: very accurately too...
LittleBird16: ugh...guys...come on, it was a simple hunting trip. I have standards too; I don't kill anything that's too young, female, or possibly with young.
RainDrop15: we know that Matoro, we're just...
FireCracker16: Like, REALLY shocked.
LittleBird16: Oh what, just because I love rahi and want to be a vet, I can't go on hunting trips with my uncle?
RainDrop15: well...not to stereotype...
MiniTwister15: you killed Bambi's daddy...TT~TT
LittleBird16: ugh...
FireCracker16: I'm actually more shocked Nuju let you handle a riffle.
LittleBird16: Ah, yeah, that was a fun talk...or more Kualus talked, Nuju just yelled and had me in a chokehold.
RainDrop15: lol I bet. But did Kualus HAVE to post that vid on Matatube? And narrate in such...graphic detail?
FireCracker16: I didn't think someone yelling 'headshot!' could make me feel so bad for a pheasant...
LittleBird16: yeah, I didn't exactly approve of that, but...yeah...and hey, it was better than Kopaka's voice-over one...
FireCracker16: Oh...god, that guy needs HELP.
RainDrop15: Btw, it wasn't in the vid, but I'm hearing rumors that you took out a Muaka?
FireCracker16: Srsly? Did you really?
LittleBird16: Oh, uh, kind of...?
MiniTwister15: OH GOD you killed Simba...!
LittleBird16: alright buddy, no more Disney movies for you. But yes, I did in fact take out a Muaka…with Kualus' truck.
FireCracker16:…
RainDrop15:…
MiniTwister15:…
FireCracker16:…how did you-
LittleBird16: I'm not good with a stick-shift ok!?
MiniTwister15:...you killed Bambi and Simba...!
LittleBird16: yeah, and I also killed the Seven Dwarves and stuffed them and put them on my front lawn, you wanna see?
MiniTwister15:...
RainDrop15:...
FireCracker16:...
MiniTwister15:...OH GOD, NO, DOPEY!"
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"DessertRunner18 has logged onto mobile chat.
DessertRunner18: OMFG I broke Onua! DD8
FrostyBite18: What now?
DessertRunner18: I broke him! He's lying on the floor he's bleeding he's not waking up and I BROKE HIM!
BurntToast19: Uh...how exactly do you 'break' someone like Onua? He's, what, like 200+ pounds of MMA potential.
FrostyBite18: One, he's only 192, second, what did you do?
DessertRunner18: We were just trying out Russian arm wrestling! D8
BurntToast19: Russian…WHAT?
FrostyBite18: Oh geez. It's that prank arm-wrestling where you pull and resist someone pulling your fist away from your face. If you let go in the middle, the person resisting punches himself in the face.
BurntToast19: OMG I saw that on Pranked! ROFL oh GAWD Onua knocked himself out? 8D
DessertRunner18: Yes! T~T
FrostyBite18: Gawd Pohtau, the guy helps his dad tow cars for a living, and you go and do THAT to him?
DessertRunner18: How was I supposed to know he'd KO himself?
FrostyBite18: I just explained this!
BurntToast19: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDD Omg, pohtau! Take a pic of him and send it to me! That's gonna be my new wallpaper! XD
FrostyBite18: Idiot. Where exactly is he bleeding? His forehead or something?
DessertRunner18: his left ear...
BurntToast19:...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FrostyBite18: What the f*** are you doing telling us this!? Call an ambulance you dolt!"
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"DessertRunner18 has logged onto mobile chat.
BurntToast19 has logged onto mobile chat.
DessertRunner18: So...
BurntToast19: Kopaka...
FrostyBite18: So, Pohatu and Tahu?
DessertRunner18: So, saw ya rockin' that new bellyshirt when you got to school. Three periods late.
FrostyBite18: Yep. Like what you see?
BurntToast19: Gross...
DessertRunner18:...maybe. lol
FrostyBite18: So...?
DessertRunner18: So, yeah, what up dude? School rules say no middrifts or bellytops. Did you WANT to be suspended or something?
BurntToast19: srsly, did you CRAVE Nuju's wrath?
FrostyBite18: pft, man, I could lose an arm and go missing for two months, and he wouldn't bat an eyelash - unless I spontaneously shrink to 5 foot 5, dye my hair white, and have doe baby-blue eyes, I'm not the favorite sibling.
DessertRunner18:...pft, dude, WHY?
FrostyBite18: It was SWELTERING today.
DessertRunner18: Dude, it's 68 degrees out, and you showed up in a zip-up hoodie...all of which you failed to zip up.
BurntToast19: Srsly, I swear all the girls - and some guys - nearly drowned from a simultaneous nosebleed in fifth period.
FrostyBite18: I noticed.
DessertRunner18: So...why?
FrostyBite18: I was HOT.
BurntToast19: Are not.
FrostyBite18: piss off. It's a damn conspiracy guys, I just know it. They don't like my hair style-
BurntToast19: get a haircut, emo-bangs.
FrostyBite18: they don't approve of my ringtones-
DessertRunner18: Turn your ringer off in class, or pick something that isn't 'Lucky Star', 'Carameldance', or 'Triple Baka'.
FrostyBite18: They turn their noses up at my preferences in partners-
BurntToast19: QUIT getting caught making out with random boys/girls behind the school in broad daylight you man-whore!
FrostyBite18: And now they sneer at my desire to not have heatstroke on a summer day.
DessertRunner18: it's OCTOBER.
FrostyBite18:...you two are so f***ing negative. Show some support for my fragile health.
BurntToast19: Kopaka, you once broke three ribs on a ski trip, got up, attempted to go down the slope again before a paramedic took you away. And all the while you keep asking where the nearest Taco Bell is so you can get a Taco Supreme.
DessertRunner18: Then you proceeded to Tweet about how awesome the janky hospital food was, and that you were getting free drugs that made you see kittens dancing on the ceiling.
FrostyBite18:...
BurntToast19:...
DessertRunner18:...
FrostyBite18:...so I wore a bellyshirt today and got suspended for indecent stomach exposure. How was your guys' day?"
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ShadowLord31: Alright, who did it?
CrimsonFear18: Did what pops?
ShadowLord31: left a rather lovely ass-streak over the window of my office?
CrimsonFear18:...dude, you forklift-mooned dad's office?
WhiteRage18: I forgot he was on the west side ok!?...aren't you proud of me for giving Dume an aneurism daddy~? 83
ShadowLord31:...I sometimes question what I was thinking when I took in a certain albino child ten years ago.
WhiteRage18: Rly? Where is the sh**? I'll set him straight for ya!
CrimsonFear18: I hear the zoo is looking for new chimps for their ape enclosure pops.
ShadowLord31:...
To be continued…
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A/N~ And once again, to any and all haters, hounds, trolls, flamers, and Critics United, SUCK MY LADY DICK~
So, enjoy this weird update. 83
1-) Yep, Kurahk did it. He finally posted a picture of Vezon's ass for all the world to see. Yay~
2-) Hey, Matoro is a hunter and tracker in canon verse, why not make him a good shot here? XD
3-) If you don't know what Russian arm-wrestling is, just look it up on youtube. it is HYSTERICAL.
4-) Hehehe...uh, yeah, so Kopaka here in my fic is Bi, and I deck him in belly-shirts in my imagination and uh DON'T JUDGE ME!
5-) Hehehe, yep, Teridax is the Rahkshi's adoptive dad. They're all NOT related to one another, or Teridax himself.