Title: Robin's Bulletin Board

Rating: PG-ish

Summary: Announcements to the Shepherds from their tactician

Warnings: Absolute crack

Notes: Inspired by (read=idea totally taken from) 'Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies' (fanfiction dot net/5982232/1/Please-Stop-Eating-The-Hell-Butterfl ies). This was originally intended to be a tumblr-only thing for me but I figured what the hell there's no reason not to put it up here as well.

In Robin's defense, it had taken several months to get to this point. Pressured by the insane actions around him, the tactician had finally retreated into his tent and refused to come out until they agreed to start behaving.

This agreement was broken five seconds later thanks to a drunken Vaike screaming 'food fight' and it degenerating from there. Robin proceeded to have one of his brainwaves that, thankfully, ensured he would never need to deal with one of these problems again.

The shepherds woke up the next morning to find a large wooden sign outside Robin's tent, with various announcements hammered into it. Amused, they found it consisted mostly of orders for them to stop specific acts.

This encouraged them to start a betting pool around who could get the most insane and/or disturbing event on the bulletin board. Henry's winning.