Notes + Omake

Don't get too excited, it's not a full update :P

Author: Thank you again so much for reading so far. I decided to write a little something more because I thought it was funny and there were a few things that weren't quite explained very well… well, a lot of things, and also I like poking fun at the characters so here's a little Omake to tide you over 'til the next update. None of the writing below is part of the "canon" plot/storyline for The Winds of Republic City. I mean, near the end it gets kind of ridiculous so I just tried to have fun with it. Also I'm posting it as another chapter because I didn't have it written when I had posted the actual finale, sorry if I got you too excited over nothing really lol

I have decided on a new title for the next part of the story and I've also decided to make it it's own separate story from this one so it'll start on chapter 1 to make it all a little less intimidating to new readers. The name of the next part will be called "The Windless City", so add me to your watchlists or alerts or whatever and make sure you check up with me often. I hope you like the silliness below and remember it's not really a part of the story but more like a behind-the-scenes kind of thing where the characters are little more laid back and don't have to fit completely into their roles.

If you'd like to ask me any questions about the story so far feel free. The more help I get now the better I can make the subsequent story. Also some of you may have thought that I forgot about a certain key character but I haven't. It just hasn't seemed right to bring them in yet, but you'll see all of the necessary ones eventually.

Anyways, good luck with classes, work and life. If you like fanart and other artwork then check out my deviantArt or tumblr and feel free to follow for updates since I sometimes post my stories there first for a while before coming here.

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Amon and Menma are talking about speech writing while Tarrlok, Itachi and Saikhan are sipping coffee and just sitting in awkward silence. Meanwhile, Naruto is laughing at Sasuke while trying to explain everything to him.

"So all this 'I'm gonna take over the world' thing was just a façade? You were literally messing with my head that whole time? You know what kind of reports I sent back to Shisui? It was ridiculous, especially after that incident in the chemical plant…"

"Yup. I was wondering if you'd ever call out my shit but you just kept staring and acting like I had stepped on a litter of puppies or something." Naruto sipped on a small glass filled with bourbon and a few ice cubes.

"Wait… did you even kill the triad leaders?"

Naruto arched a brow and everyone stopped their conversation or awkward silence to turn and look to listen in.

He smirked and leaned back in his chair, crossing his legs as he reclined comfortably with one arm on the back of the cushion behind him. "Well, it's more like I gave them directions to their deaths. I wasn't the one who killed any of them actually."

"Would you have? Killed any of them?"

Naruto narrowed his eyes. "I don't operate that way. There's only one person that I intend to kill with my own two hands and that's that bastard pervy hermit."

Sasuke's eyebrows raised. He reached for his coffee and Naruto's bourbon and poured some in for good measure before taking a sip.

"Speaking of which, did you kill any of my subordinates back there? How did you escape from the compound?" asked Amon, curious. Both he and Menma turned to look at Naruto who just laughed.

"Oh, right. Well, after we tranq'd your ass and tried to run, we ended up trapped in a storage room and so I told Sakura and Shika to go ahead and get you strapped to that bomb before you woke up and slaughtered us all with that scary ass bloodbending of yours… so the first thing I did was threatened everyone looking for us by telling them that I was gonna show them my own special bone breaking technique."

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"I'm sorry!"

"I told you not to fuck with me!"

"AHHH! Help!"

"Hell no! I'm out of here."

"My legs… oh spirits, spirits… my legs."

Loud crashing sounds.

"AAAAAGGHHTTRRRK! My shoulder! Oh asshole spirits my fucking shoulder!"

"Holy spirit world!"

"No! No! Oh shit, no!"

"I think I'm going to throw up…"

"No one's shoulder should ever look like that…"

"Ah! Let go of my nooooooose!"

"Oh crap! Wait, let go of his nose! You're gonna tear it off!"

Shuffling sound. Another crash. Wet popping sound.

"Oh hey! My shoulder feels pretty good now… w-wait, no! Get away!"

"AAAHHH!"

"Get out of there! We're sorry! Seriously, I quit. I don't even get paid for this Equalist shit!"

"My eyes! AH!"

"Ooh… that looks bad."

"I'm done. I'm fucking done."

Things falling from the warehouse shelves. A content sigh and a lot of pained groans permeated the large storage room.

A few minutes later, Naruto sat on a wooden crate and smiled, nodding at one of the Equalist soldiers who walked up to him with her helmet removed.

"H-here you go, sir."

"Ah, thanks Karumi. Smells good, is it green tea?"

"With jasmine. From Amon's personal stores."

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"Hey!" exclaimed Amon in annoyance.

Naruto arched his brow and shrugged, saying, "Whaaat? I was thirsty after that ass whipping. Who's telling the story anyways?"

"You fought twenty of these Equalists at once?"

"You remember that I was trained by a couple millennia year old martial arts master, right?

Menma rolled his eyes. "You sure they weren't taking turns with their hits or something?

Naruto glared. "Don't go telling everyone my secret technique. They'll start to catch on. And anyways, so I ended up talking to a lot of your subordinates and they were telling me why they joined and how some of them weren't completely sure why they were even doing it. Shit, you had some kids in there who were just bored at home and didn't have shit to do."

Amon blinked. "Ah… well, when you're charismatic you attract all types."

"Sure you do. Anyways, so one of the girls was named Lilu and she said she joined because she thought you had a nice butt."

"Uh…"

"Also there was this one older dude who had asthma and I didn't know that so when I popped him in the chest and the stomach and knock his air out of his lungs he just sort of dropped and stopped breathing. We were freaked out a bit because, you know, of course his helmet would roll off and I'd see that he's like this sixty year old man trying to fight me off and it's just… well, it wasn't a good idea."

Sasuke arched a brow and asked, "Don't you screen this shit?"

Itachi chuckled and rolled his eyes. "Seriously."

"You take what you can get… not everyone who wants to join is made to fight even if their heart is in the right place."

"Gonna have to weed out the ones that are just going to get killed out against these super benders."

"Don't call them that," said Tarrlok. "You make the impending threat seem frivolous."

"Isn't it? It's laughably impossible," remarked Saikhan, shaking his head.

"What are you even still doing here? Aren't you going to go hide in someone's cupboard in Zaofu?" muttered Menma.

Saikhan glared, "I'm staying. I can still help. It wouldn't make sense to run from this as long as my family is safe. Plus I have to talk to Lin."

"You have a crush on her," spoke a grinning Sakura as she walked in with a tray of sweet rolls and other treats.

Naruto nodded and said, "She's got a killer body for an older gal."

Sasuke smirked, "You ready to move on from Korra?"

Naruto winced. "Pretty sure she's gonna be the one ready to move on after this. And no, Lin is sexy but she's still like a sister to me. It'd be too weird poking that."

Menma rolled his eyes, "What are you, sixteen?"

"Like you don't know, whoever you are."

"Menma."

"Meanma maybe."

"Just because you're too much of a coward to kill those in your way."

"That's hardly the problem and you know it."

"Where is the Avatar anyways?" asked Amon.

"Shouldn't she be here helping us prepare?"

Naruto blinked and shrugged. "I hope she's OK. I left my best with her."

Sasuke frowned, "Your best?"

"Oh, shut your trap you damn spy. Worst spy in history. Sending info to a dead person."

"By the way, Itachi, one day I will kill you for killing our family."

"That makes… exactly no sense."

"Seriously."

"For shit's sake, Sasuke, you're going to kill your last remaining family member who cares about you because he freed you from a life of serving a bunch of baby-killing sociopaths who happened to be blood related to you in one way or another?"

"And he says I'm stupid."

"Hey, he tells me that about you too, Naruto."

"Seriously man? You tell pinky I'm stupid? What? When you're three centimeters deep and screaming her name?"

"Aaaactually… he screamed your name once."

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"Wow."

"Seriously."

"Tarrlok, quit saying seriously."

"I'll say whatever I want, brother."

"Will you all just shut the fuck up?"

"You shut up Sasuke. We all know you want the D."

"D? What d-oh fuck you."

"You know you want it."

"LoL."

"We'll be here for you when you decide to come out already and tell us Sasuke."

"It's ok, baby. I don't mind if you like boys and girls."

"See? Even Sakura is cool with it."

"Alright, I'm done, gonna go see if there's some puppies I can step on."

"Anyone notice that all of the bad guys are doing the good guy stuff in this city?"

"No, Tarrlok, we didn't."

"Was that sarcasm?"

"Was that sarcasm, bleh?

"You're an ass, brother."

"Shit, I wonder if Korra is pissed. I better go find her before I get into even more trouble."

"Fuck you, Naruto."

"Yeah, you want a slice of this hot ass, I know it Sasuke."

"You two are so… utterly gay for each other it's stupid how much you're fooling yourselves."

"Seriously."

"Tarrlok!"

"Damn it, brother! To hell with you! Psychic bloodbend!"

"Stronger psychic bloodbend reversal!"

"Better bloodbend reversal with wavy arms and stance!"

"Stop bloodbending you're gonna end up giving one another an aneurism."

"Sakura, I am not gay, kiss me already damn it."

"Could've fooled me a few nights ago."

"Damn it!"

"HAHhhhhhhhh…!"

"I hate all of you… I wish you'd all just die."

"You wish you had that D!"

"DAMN IT!"

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