The Prodigal Son

Here we go. After sitting on my ass reading other people's stories for God knows how long I figured I'd give it a try. I've gotten rid of a few things. Like that stupid rule that says all females immediately get placed in Obelisk Blue. But anyway future members of the Unholytsunami Cult I'll stop this AN and let you get to wasting your precious time reading a story I made up.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh GX or Naruto. I would make this disclaimer funny but that would require creative energy I just don't have right now.

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"Young Master it is time to go."

High above in the trees Naruto heard this and awoke from his nap. This boy appeared 16 years old with spiky blond hair and azure blue eyes which had an uninterested and bored look inside of them. He had an athletic build with lean muscles. He was wearing a cerulean blue shirt and blue pants with white stripes going down each leg. He also wore a jade green necklace in the shape of a tear drop around his neck.

Naruto stretched on his makeshift bed and yawned. "Sebastian. How much will it cost to make you forget I was here?"

"There is no amount of money you can give me that would protect me from your father's wrath if I let you miss your appointment." The security guard/butler/assistant of Seto Kaiba replied dryly. He turned to Naruto, "Now you can agree to come with me to the coliseum…or we can shoot you full of sedatives and drop you off. The choice is yours Young Master."

Naruto thought for a moment, "Sedatives. This way I get a nap out of the situation." No sooner did he finish that sentence did he feel three pricks in his back. He smiled sleepily, "Morpheus take me away." Seven seconds later the blond was dead to the world. Three more seconds and his body was reunited with the hard ground.

Sebastian walked over to the body and quickly checked to make sure he was still alive, that was a pretty tall tree after all.

Once he saw the rising and fall of his chest the security guard brought his hand up to his ear piece, "Target secure Mr. Kaiba. Now bringing him to the designated area."

A voice crackled to life on the ear piece, "Good job. Does he have his decks on him?"

Sebastian quickly frisked the boy until he found what he was looking for. Two small rectangular cases, both locked with the most advanced security system created by KaibaCorp. Sebastian held back a sweatdrop, 'How paranoid is this kid?'

He then grunted out, "He has his decks Mr. Kaiba."

A laugh was heard coming from the earpiece, "Perfect. Take him to the coliseum and give him to the professor over Obelisk Blue."

Sebastian stood up and asked, "What does the professor look like?"

"…trust me you can't miss him…her, whatever it is."

"One more thing Mr. Kaiba." Sebastian knew his employer had short patience so he had to hurry up. "With the Young Master incapacitated how is he supposed to duel in order to determine which dorm he belongs in?"

He heard a scoff over the earpiece, "I've already talked with the headmaster of Duel Academy. Naruto will immediately be placed in Obelisk Blue, as he should be. The boy has more dueling potential then he knows what to do with. That why I'm sending him there. If he stays here then he will begin to stagnate. He already has no competition his age and that is the reason he has begun to bore from dueling."

Sebastian had to ask one last thing, "Sir. Isn't that against the rules?"

"Sebastian. Fuck the rules, I have money."

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"-ook he's waking up!"

Naruto thought to himself, 'Dear god there how voice get that annoying? Whoever is talking has only said four words and I can already tell we aren't going to get along.'

"Sweet! Do you think he's a good duelist Cy?

'Dammit that one isn't much better. *sigh* better get this over with.' Naruto opened his eyes and the first thing he saw was the smiling face of a young male with spiky brown hair with an auburn highlight and brown eyes, which were currently staring down at him excitement dancing within them.

"Jaden give him some space you're going to suffocate him." A voice admonished the newly dubbed Jaden.

'At least there is a face to go with the nail-on-chalkboard voice.' Naruto thought as his attention shifted to a teal haired and gray eyed midget currently sitting in a seat adjacent to his own. The shaky smile on his face and small stature just screamed self-confidence issues.

'Okay Naruto. These are some of the people that you will be living with for the next 3-4 years. From your initial analysis you are going to want to minimize the amount of time that you will spend in their presence drastically, so your next words are critical.'

Naruto sat up and said, "Of course I'm a good duelist, I'm one of the best there are."

The brunette started to vibrate in his seat due to excitement, "Wicked! When we touch down on the island the first chance we get we are going to duel. I get the feeling you and me are going to spend a lot of time together. My name's Jaden and this is Syrus."

On the outside Naruto had the perfect poker face up, however, on the inside he was cursing everything he could, 'Dammit! Fuck you dad and your inheritable hubris.'

After his episode was done Naruto took notice of his surroundings for the first time since he woke up. They were in a helicopter (Naruto had been in enough of them to know) that was full of nothing but various students. Normally, if Naruto was in this situation he would have immediately head towards the females and begin to chat them up instead to talking to tweedle dee and tweedle dum over here. There was but one problem with that plan of action.

"Where are all the girls? It's a fucking sausage fest in here." If Kaiba sent him to an all-boys school then he would have one extremely bad time once Naruto came home.

The teal haired weakling answered Naruto's rhetorical question, "Apparently the school likes to separate the boys from the girls as much as possible. Other than during class and during your free time we won't be seeing too much of the girls."

Naruto, after hearing that there were indeed girls on the island (prison), calmed down slightly and tuned everything else the annoying bluenette had to say. He began to lie back in his chair and attempt to fall asleep, "Hey guy. You said your name was Jaden right?" If there was anything Kaiba taught Naruto besides dueling it was how to sense if someone was a strong duelist and he was getting that feeling from Jaden in spades.

"Yep. The name's Jaden Yuki. Next King of Games at your service. What's your name?"

"Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto grinned to himself, 'King of Games huh? That's quite the lofty goal, especially considering who the current King is.' Naruto got comfortable in his seat, "Well Mr. Future King of Games, do me a favor and wake me up when we touch down on the prison."

Syrus looked confused, "Don't you mean the island?"

Naruto yawned and said, "Same thing." And with that he let the sweet embrace of sleep take him.

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Naruto had to give the island this; it's a top class duel teaching facility. It had the perfect blend of un-touched nature and state of the art technology. When the students reached the island the male students were reunited with the females and were given the grand tour. The new students were shown all of the sites that they could visit during their free time as well as the various dorms, abundance of forests, piers, and the volcano (thankfully in-active).

Eventually the first years were ushered to the auditorium to await orientation. The auditorium consists of hundreds of seats surrounding a duel arena. The ground floor is where the students were currently standing

"All right first years get in the front of the group, second and third years get in the back. The Chancellor will be addressing all of you soon so get in place." The proctor shouted trying to make himself feel important.

As soon as the students were situated a large screen switched on showing the face of a bald man with bright gray eyes, a thick gray goatee, and thick gray eyebrows wearing a jovial smile.

"Welcome students to Duel Academy, the #1 dueling school in the world. I trust that everyone has been given the grand tour of the island so I will try to make this a brief as possible. Monday through Friday is the designated school days while Saturday and Sunday are yours to do with as you please. Once orientation has completed each one of you will be supplied with your personal PDA. In it you will find your schedule for classes as well as a bulletin board detailing all major events that will be happening on the island. That is all I have to say. Since all of the rules are recorded on your PDA I will allow you to read them in your spare time. All second years and third years, as well as all first years that have already been sorted are free to leave or sit in the stands. That is all and once again welcome to Duel Academy."

A majority of the upperclassmen left the auditorium, while some of them went into the stands surrounding the arena.

When the students finished moving a professor in a yellow jacket walked onto the arena carrying a huge box. He sat the box onto the floor and turned towards the students, "All first years listen up. My name is Professor Sartyr. When I call your name walk up to the arena and I will hand out your jacket which signifies which dorm you have been placed in."

Naruto sighed in annoyance as he looked around, 'Damn there has to be at least eighty freshmen here *sigh* this is going to take forever.' As he looked around his attention was drawn to several of the freshmen standing around him. These people gave off the same aura of strength Jaden gave off.

One of those was a male with sharp gray eyes currently doing the same thing Naruto was; looking around the auditorium, analyzing everything they could see. He had black hair neatly arranged, with a large portion of it flushed back and slightly to the left, featuring different layers.

'If he doesn't give off the brainy vibe then I know don't know what does.' Naruto thought to himself. Naruto resumed his looking and fought the urge to drool as he gazed upon two beauties.

They were twins, that much was obvious. They had matching crimson red hair cascading down to their mid back. They had Saffron colored eyes with full lips and long eyelashes as well as matching hourglass figures. The only difference was that one of them had a smaller bust and bigger ass while the other had the bigger bust and smaller ass. (Neither of them had below a C cup.)

Naruto would have spent the rest of the day staring and be content if their names weren't called up to receive their jackets (both Ra Yellow). As he watched them walk back to their spot Naruto realized that he hadn't caught their names. 'Dammit. I wasn't paying attention.' Oh well. There were worst ways he could have spent his time other than staring at the 3rd and 4th most beautiful women he's ever seen. Besides he could always just ask them, gives him a reason to talk with them anyway.

Sartyr's voice called out, "Naruto Uzumaki."

A smirk was etched on Naruto's face, "I guess that's my cue." He walked up to the arena, one hand in his pocket the other in his hair smoothing it back.

Naruto walked up to the professor, "Naruto Uzumaki at your service."

Sartyr just snorted before handing out Naruto the only Obelisk Blue jacket he had with him, "Duel Prep students were supposed to get their Obelisk Blue jacket after the written exams and before the Practical Exam. Since you didn't go to the Prep School I have no idea how you are in Obelisk Blue but these are the Chancellor's orders."

Naruto smirked at the professor, "Let's just say I know people in high places." Naruto gave his jacket a one-over. It looked like a normal blue jacket, albeit without the spiked rims on the jacket. Naruto took his jacket and placed it on his shoulders without putting his hands through the sleeves. Naruto did a mental check as he walked back to his spot, 'Suave smile check, walk check, and jacket on shoulders check. If these girls aren't all on me then they have to be gay.'

As Naruto re-took his spot he was un-aware of the commotion he had inadvertently caused.

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(In the Stands Above)

"Hey Chazz I don't remember that guy going to Duel Prep School with us." This was said with a nasally voice and by an Obelisk Blue wearing glasses. He directed the question towards the male teenager sitting next to him.

The boy was sitting with one leg crossed over the other. He was wearing the standard Obelisk Blue uniform with the jacket buttoned up. He had black hair sectioned into two layers, with four spikes in the front and three spikes in the back. His black eyes were filled with arrogance as they watched Naruto walk off the stage.

"That's because he didn't go to Duel Prep School." Of this Chazz Princeton was 100% sure. He had made it his mission to research every single person he went to school with, had to know who the competition was.

The minion asked, "Then how did he get placed into Obelisk Blue?"

Chazz just closed his eyes, "He probably knows someone with a lot of influence in Duel Academy. If you ask me he's probably some talentless flunky who knew he wouldn't make it past Slifer Red so he asked for some help. Not worth our time."

In Chazz's eyes since Duel Academy is the #1 dueling school in the world only the elite should occupy it. The weaklings and trash duelists should go to some other school, or better yet just quit dueling entirely. And if you didn't show that you were elite (i.e. going to a Prep School designed specifically so that you would be considered an elite duelist) then you were trash on the sidewalk.

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(The Top of the Auditorium)

"Well isn't that interesting. I don't think there has ever been a freshman that has been placed in Obelisk Blue without going to the Prep School first. What do you think Zane? You've been here longer then I have."

This came from a teenage girl with dirty blond hair sporadically arranged with a large portion trailing the upper part of the nape of her neck. She was wearing the standard female Obelisk Blue uniform: A blue and white vest, a blue mini skirt, blue boots, and fingerless blue gloves, signifying that she went to the Duel Prep School. Her name was Alexis Rhodes.

The person she was talking to is Zane Truesdale, known throughout Duel Academy as Kaiser Zane, the strongest duelist in the academy. His Oxford Blue hair was sectioned so that four bangs fell to the left and right of his face and six small bangs fell right over his forehead. His blue eyes were staring down at the multitude of freshmen. He was wearing a slightly different jacket from the other Obelisks. His jacket was whiter then it was blue, had a more pronounced collar, tighter-bound sleeves, and pointed rims coming from the jacket's lower back.

Zane was quiet for a moment longer before answering Alexis's question, "No Alexis you're right. The only way to become an Obelisk is to either gain a diploma from the Prep School while simultaneously gaining high marks on the written exam, or being placed in Slifer Red or Ra Yellow and winning your advancement matches. Those are the only ways…or at least it should be the only ways."

Alexis, full of curiosity, had her eyes on Naruto, "Well apparently he knows something we don't. I wonder if his dueling skills are on an Obelisk's level."

Zane turned around and started to walk out of the auditorium, "The year has just begun. We'll find out if he deserves to wear that jacket soon enough. And if it turns out he isn't then he will be demoted. Simple as that."

Zane stopped walking and turned towards Alexis, "You coming with?"

Alexis looked at Zane in confusion and pointed towards the arena floor, "Your brother just enrolled didn't he? You're not going to stay and see which house he'll be placed in?

Zane gained a cold look in his eye, "No need. I already know where he's going." And just like that Zane turned tail and left.

Alexis looked back at the floor and at Zane before following him out of the auditorium.

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(Back on the Arena Floor)

It's amazing how slow time goes by when there is absolutely nothing to do. Other than asking some random student for the names of the two twins (Jessica and Erica) and getting the name of that one student who caught his attention (Bastion Misawa) nothing of interest happened. Naruto thought to himself, 'Can something slightly interesting happen please?'

Professor Sartyr called out, "Jaden Yuki."

Naruto perked up slightly, 'Not the most interesting but I'll take it. From the vibe I'm getting from him says that he should be in Obelisk…however the professors don't place based on someone's aura. Now I didn't see his duel against the head professor but I do know that he won. That by itself should warrant being placed in Obelisk Blue. However since he doesn't have a jacket that means he didn't go to the Prep School so Obelisk is out and I doubt he has connections like I do. So he's probably going to be placed in Ra Yellow.'

"Jaden Yuki…Slifer Red" Sartyr called out as he gave an energetic Jaden his crimson jacket.

The urge to face-fault was strong in Naruto, 'There has to be a mistake. There's no way he's going to accept that after beating Crowler.'

"WooHoo! Sweetness! Just the color I wanted."

Naruto stood there and looked at Jaden, his face losing more and more expression until all that remained was a deadpan look, "I forgot. Jaden is an idiot of course he doesn't care." With his faith in his fellow student lowered to a disturbingly low degree Naruto tuned out the rest of the ceremony by daydreaming about his future twin wives.

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After what seemed like an eternity for the blond orientation was finally finished and the students were allowed to leave. Naruto didn't run so much as he hauled ass out of the auditorium. Now his original plan was to follow the twins to their dorm, Ra Yellow, and wait until the three of them were alone. Then he would proceed to let his charm flow. That was the plan at least.

After he received his PDA Naruto somehow got lost and ended up somewhere in the forest surrounding the academy.

"All I was doing was following someone. How did I end up here?" The answer to that was quite simple. The entire universe was built around balance. Despite being blessed with incredible dueling prowess he was also cursed with the worst sense of direction anyone has ever seen.

Naruto walked around the forests for at least another two hours before stopping in the middle of a clearing, "Okay Naruto. The welcoming dinner should be starting soon if the setting sun is any indication. And you do not want to sleep on the ground. *sigh* if I can find my way out of here I'll give up flirting with girls…temporarily."

Like a sign from above, a beam of light shone down to Naruto's left. Right on top of the beginning of a path Naruto was sure wasn't there a few minutes ago.

Naruto looked at the stone path suspiciously for a few minutes before shrugging his shoulders, "Better then sleeping on the ground." He started on the path towards God knows where. As he walked Naruto began to notice several weird things. The light around him begin to dim, the shadows began to get larger and more abundant, and the flora became more and more dead-looking the further he traveled.

Naruto felt a chill go down his spine and stopped walking so fast his hair damn near gave him whiplash. 'Okay Naruto what does this remind you of? You are in a forest at night, surrounded by dead trees, dead plants, there is barely any light, and there are a lot of shadows. The only thing missing is the haunted mansion.' Naruto continued marching on, trepidation in his legs. 'If the rest of the year is going to be like today then I'm going to hate my life.'

Naruto continued on the beaten path until he came across a sight that brought Naruto to his knees, stole the breath from his lungs, and put the fear of God into him.

It was a dorm, or it used to be at least. There was a gate in bad shape. The metal was rusted and bent in several spots, and in some places the metal rods were completely missing. The many windows covering the dorm were either extremely cracked, or broken. The paint had chipped off the building, making it completely devoid of color. The double doors that were used to enter and exit the dorm were missing, and Naruto was pretty sure he just saw a pair of red eyes in the darkness of the dorm.

Naruto was three seconds away from a panic attack, "There is no such thing as ghosts. There is no such thing as ghosts. There is no such thing as ghosts."

Little known fact, our blond hero has a rather large and debilitating fear of ghosts.

Naruto got up, fear ransacking his body, turned tail and ran for the hills. As he dodged branches from trees and jumped over hills on the ground he became overcome with emotion, "Fuck this school! I'm done! I want out! I'm sick of this shit! I refuse to stay on an island infested with shit like what I just saw."

As Naruto continued running, with no intention of stopping anytime soon, he heard a long beeping come from his belt. He didn't stop running (who knew if he was being followed), but he did slow to a jog as he fumbled around with his belt. Eventually he found the source of the noise. It was a small watch that had a monitor on it instead of a face telling the time. Still jogging Naruto toyed with the device until it came on and Sebastian's face was shown.

"Young Master your vitals are spiking, your adrenaline is pumping, and you seem to be in great distress. What is wrong?"

Normally having the face of your butler appear out of nowhere would cause some confusion. However, in his highly emotional state the only thing Naruto saw was someone to vent to.

"Sebastian there was a clearing and a path and a light. And I was following it cause I didn't want to sleep on the ground. Then I noticed the lights were leaving and then I saw a dorm only it was a dorm it was hell. Hell with ghosts and ghouls and I want to leave this place. I want to go home with Dad and Mom where there are no ghosts and-"

"Young Master you are having a panic attack. Listen to me. First stop running." Sebastian had a lot of experience with this. Ever since 'The Incident' Naruto would have panic attacks like this whenever ghosts were involved.

Naruto slowed his jogging down until he was walking and then stood still.

Sebastian continued, "Good. Now open your deck case and look at the top card. Tell me what it is."

Naruto did as he was instructed. He typed in the security code and took out his deck, "Obelisk the Tor-"

Sebastian cut in, "You're hallucinating. Your father has possession if Obelisk."

Naruto looked closer, "Dark Magician."

Sebastian nodded his head, "Good. Now lock back your deck." Naruto did so. "Now tell me about Duel Academy. Is there any girls that have caught your eye?" There is only two known things that can calm Naruto down when he is having a panic attack, Dueling and girls.

Naruto's eyes glazed over as he thought of the two girls who were, indirectly, responsible for his current predicament. "There are two. Sebastian they are perfect. I'm telling you, in a few years they are going to be my two Mrs. Kaibas.

Sebastian sweat dropped, "They? As in more than one? Plural?"

Naruto nodded, "Yeah they. They are twins." And this horny bastard saw nothing wrong with that?

Sebastian just went with it, something he had learned to do a long time ago. "Very well, I will inform your parents of your marriage choice…choices." That should make for an interesting conversation.

Naruto beamed, "Good man. Just make sure you tell pops first. Give him enough time to prepare for mother." A thought passed through Naruto's mind, "Sebastian where did this watch come from?"

"I slipped it on your person whilst you were unconscious. It can only receive calls so there is no point in trying to reach any of us. Only we can reach you."

Naruto glared at the watch, "I despise you." Naruto looked up from the watch and, like a gift from above, saw the auditorium he had left from. "Hallelujah! Sorry to cut this conversation cut Sebastian but I have to go." When he didn't hear a response Naruto looked to his watch only to see a blank screen.

"Dick."

Naruto walked out of the woods and towards the auditorium. Considering he still didn't know how to get to the dorms Naruto was basically back at square one. Lovely.

As Naruto got closer to the auditorium he caught sight of six people. Two of them were Jaden and Cyrus, the only Slifer Reds in the group. The other four were Obelisk Blues. Two of them gave off the feeling of complete tools and flunkies. The fact that they were standing behind an arrogant looking male only helped further that image. The last person was female. While not quite at the level of the twins her looks was nothing to be sneezed at.

Naruto saw Jaden and Cyrus leave towards a random direction, probably the Slifer Dorm.

The arrogant looking male sneered at Jaden and Cyrus before turning and locked eyes with a closing in Naruto. A cruel smirk appeared on his face as he called out to Naruto, "Hey newbie come over here." It was more of an order then a question really.

Naruto heard the order in his voice and sighed, 'I can already tell we aren't going to get along.' Naruto walked up to the four Obelisks and asked, "How am I a newbie? Aren't all of us first years? Who are you anyway?"

For some reason this seemed to upset him. "You don't know who I am? I'm Chazz Princeton best duelist in Duel Academy."

Alexis snorted, 'Best in Duel Academy? Not by a long shot."

Naruto just looked at him, "Of course I don't know who you are I just met you. And from the snort beautiful right here just made I'm guessing you aren't the best duelist either."

Chazz scowled before calming down and snickering, "Big words from a hack duelist who couldn't even make it into Obelisk without help. Put your deck where your mouth is."

There are very things in this world that can piss Naruto off. Insulting Naruto's dueling skills are one of those things. A harsh look entered Naruto's eyes, "Okay you piece of trash, if you want me to curb stomp some humility into you I'm happy to oblige."

Chazz snarled while reading for his duel disk, "I'll show you trash."

Alexis had seen enough, "All right chill out, both of you." She got in the middle of Chazz and Naruto. She looked at Chazz, "Didn't I just tell you that we have to go to the welcoming dinner?" Then she turned towards Naruto, "And you shouldn't be so quick to start fights."

Alexis straightened her form and spoke to both of them, "You both are Obelisk Blue regardless of how you got into this dorm." She turned towards Chazz, "That means no in-fighting."

Chazz scoffed, "Yeah Yeah. Let's go guys." As Chazz walked by he bumped Naruto's shoulder.

Naruto stared at Chazz until he couldn't see him anymore, "Dick."

Alexis laughed slightly, "Sorry about Chazz he's a special case. I don't want you to think all Obelisks are like that."

Naruto grunted, "I don't care what he is. If I had dueled him I'd have put him in his place."

"Oh really. Chazz may be arrogant but he is in Obelisk Blue for a reason. His skills are top tier."

Naruto smirked, "All that means is that it would be all the more satisfying when I win."

Alexis looked at him and detected no bravado in him. He fully believed that if he and Chazz dueled he would be the victor. "Hmm I think I'm starting to understand what type of person you are." Alexis whispered to herself.

"What did you say?" Naruto asked.

"I said why are you out here instead of at your dorm for the welcoming dinner?"

Naruto blushed slightly and looked to the side while muttering something unintelligible.

Alexis looked confused, "Huh? I didn't hear you. What did you say?"

Naruto scowled before saying, "I got lost and I don't know the way to the dorm."

Alexis blinked at Naruto before giggling at Naruto. Eventually the giggles turned into laughter at his current situation. The longer she laughed the deeper Naruto's scowl became. After what seemed like a lifetime Alexis managed to get her laughter under control.

"I'm sorry I shouldn't be laughing. It's just your so cute."

"I am." No shame in Naruto's game.

"Wow. Full of confidence aren't you? At least until you have to ask for directions." Naruto could feel the smirk on Alexis face.

"I don't have to take this abuse. I'm sure I could find my way eventually."

Alexis smiled sweetly at him, Go ahead." This should be worth a few more laughs.

Naruto narrowed his eyes at her and signed, "Can you show me the way to the dorm? Damn that took a lot out of him.

"No problem. Follow me it's this way." Alexis started going one way, turned around and saw Naruto walking in the opposite direction. "This way!"

Naruto turned around, "Huh?"

Alexis sweat dropped, 'How can someone be that directionally challenged?' "Do you need me to hold your hand?"

Naruto smirked, "I wouldn't be opposed to it Ma dame (My lady)."

A hint of pink touched Alexis's face as she rolled her eyes. She took his hand and started to walk towards the dorm, "Allons-y vous flirtez (Let's go you flirt)."

Naruto looked impressed, "You know French?"

Alexis looked slightly annoyed, "Yeah. I only know a little though. An effect of having an un-wanted French suitor."

Naruto snickered slightly, "I'm sorry your beauty has attracted many unwanted advances. Your poor child."

"Shut up."

They walked further until a thought crossed Naruto's mind, "Alexis who is the strongest duelist on the island?"

Alexis stopped walking and turned towards Naruto, eyebrow raising, "Where did that come from?"

"I remember you snorting when the dick said he was the best duelist on the island. That means you know who the best really is."

Alexis only hummed as she continued walking, eyes in thought. "Yes I know who the best is. His name is Zane Truesdale."

Naruto thought for a second, "Isn't that the last name of that Slifer midget?"

Alexis answered, "That's Zane's little brother."

Wow. One brother a good duelist while the other one was terrible. Dueling prowess must be a selective gene in that family.

Alexis continued where she left off, "Zane has been a student here for two years, this year being his third and last year. From what I've heard Zane was one of the top three duelists in his first year and became the best in his second year. He's dominated the academy ever since."

"Hmm. I see" Naruto's eyes sharpened.

"Don't bother." Was Alexis's comment.

"Huh?" Where did that come from? Naruto looked at Alexis in confusion, "Don't bother with what?"

Alexis continued walking on, a nonchalant look on her face as she answered his question, "I've seen that look on others who thought they could beat Zane, they all lost. Don't bother."

"They weren't me." Fact

Alexis had a rebuttal ready for him, "You aren't Zane." Also fact.

Naruto gave Alexis a one-over. As he looked at her he took notice of the extreme confidence she had in what she was saying. He turned towards the road and addressed Alexis, "I've seen people like you before. People who believe in something so strong the only way to shake that belief is to give them undeniable evidence that their belief is wrong. So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to duel and beat Zane Truesdale."

When he finished Naruto saw the Obelisk Blue dorm entrance coming up. He stopped Alexis and kissed her knuckle, "I can get there from here, until next time Ma beaute (My beauty)." And with that he turned and walked to the dorm, through the gate, and into the dorm.

Alexis was still standing at the entrance and was looking at the dorm, a multitude of thoughts going through her head. In the end she turned around and headed towards the Obelisk Blue Girls dorm. As she walked a smirk found its way on her face. "Between the new kid who beat Crowler and this one who claims he can beat Zane I have a feeling this is going to be an interesting year."

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The Obelisk Blue welcoming dinner was less of a party and more of a fancy ball room party. There were two long tables on each side of the room covered by the most exquisite food from around the world. There was classical music being played over the speaker system and a space in the middle of the room reserved for dancing. Why there would be dancing when there are no females in the room is a question Naruto would like to remain unanswered.

After gorging himself on lobster, crabs, and all things seafood Naruto was seen standing at the back of the room, watching everyone socialize.

"Dammit what kind of party doesn't have any girls at it?"

An unfamiliar voice answered Naruto's rhetorical question, "I hear you comrade. Without females this is just an awkward gathering of men with nothing to do."

Naruto turned towards the voice and to in the owner's features.

It was a man (obviously) with red gravity defying hair set into many spikes. He had jade green eyes and was the exact same height as Naruto. He was wearing a blue blazer open showing his bright red shirt and some black jeans.

Naruto looked at him puzzlingly, "Who are you?"

The red head looked confused, "What do you mean 'Who are you?' You know who I am."

Naruto shook his head, "I'm pretty sure I'd know if I know you. And I'm telling you I don't know you."

He was adamant though, "Yes you do."

"No I don't "

"Yes you do."

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"No"

"…did you really think that would work?" Naruto was looking at him in awe…of his stupidity.

The guy looked to the left, "…no?"

Naruto decided to pretend the last few seconds arguing like children didn't happen, "Well anyway introductions are in order. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. What's yours?"

"Anton Knight." Anton leaned towards Naruto, "And don't you mean Naruto Kaiba?"

Naruto simply looked at him, "No my name is Naruto Uzumaki."

Anton leaned back and blinked several times stupidly, "No I'm pretty sure it's Naruto Kaiba."

"Uzumaki"

"Kaiba"

"Uzumaki"

"Kaiba"

"Are we really going to do this again?"

Anton raised his left eyebrow, "You tell me comrade. Is that what it will take for you to admit you know me and that your name is Kaiba?"

Naruto sighed, "Alright I'll admit my last name is Kaiba, but I really don't know you."

Tick marks appeared all over his face, "The New Challengers Tournament? Tag Team Champions? Your red haired partner who helped you crush all of the competition? Does any of this ring a bell?"

Naruto flashed his white teeth and gave Anton a thumb up, "Not at all." Naruto thought for a bit, "Was there any girls there?"

Anton deadpanned, "No. It was only open to men."

"Well there you go mystery solved. I have a terrible memory for anything that doesn't have to do with females."

Anton sighed heavily as he looked at Naruto, exasperation in his voice, "I noticed."

As he was talking Anton saw three people approaching the two of them. "Don't look now comrade but it looks like we have company."

Naruto saw who was coming and groaned, "I don't have time for this. What do you want Chazz?"

With his minions in tow Chazz came sauntering up to Naruto, his insufferable smirk on his face. "What's wrong newbie? You should be excited to be in my presence."

"I don't know what fantasy world you live in, but I will never be happy to see your ugly mug." Naruto could feel the headache forming in his head. "Alright Chazz before the urge to embarrass you becomes too strong I'm going to go to sleep." Naruto pointed towards the door, "Do everyone a favor and jump off a bridge." Naruto then turned towards the stairwell and ascended to the second floor before opening a door and went inside.

Meanwhile Chazz was still on the ground floor seething. 'No one ignores and disrespects Chazz Princeton like that, especially not some pathetic duelist like him.' Chazz turned around and stomped towards the entrance of the dorm, "Boys come here."

They both answered at the same time, "Yeah Chazz?"

The light from the chandelier cast a sinister looking shadow in Chazz's face as he spoke, "I've got a job for the two. There are two new students in duel academy that need to be taught who their betters are. And tonight is when they will be put in their place. Listen up."

Chazz was whispering his plan to his two lapdogs until they left.

Back inside of the Obelisk Blue dorm Anton was watching Chazz and his friends whisper to each other as they left with narrowed eyes, "Hmm."

All right my loyal cultists. That's all you get for today. As you can see I've added quite a few OC's because the main cast is entirely too small in my opinion. I even slipped in a little hint as to what Naruto's deck is. Anyway I'm done for one night. It's time for me to study in order to make good grades, which will in turn get me good scholarships, which will in turn make it so that I don't have to pay out the ass to go to college. If you liked it review. If you didn't like it review. And if you think I'm a piece of shit who contributes nothing to society and should kill myself then review.

Unholytsunami is not a name. It is a way of life. Love it. Learn it. Live it. Dueces.