A/N: I thought that I would never publish a poem considering my horrible rhyming. And yet, look, the first fic I post is a poem. Am I the only one to whom something like this has happened?

Disclaimer: Is Loki a cat? Does he win? No? Then I don't own the Avengers or Thor or the poem it's based on.

Review, and I'll love you forever!

Lokitty, Lokitty

Where have you been?

I've been to Thyrmheim,

With Thor to drag out Mjolnir.

Lokitty, Lokitty,

Where have you been?

I've been to Jotunheim,

To show them a way in.

Lokitty, Lokitty,

Where have you been?

I've been to Jotunheim,

To kill some of my kin.

Lokitty, Lokitty,

Where have you been?

I've been to Asgard,

To piss off Odin.

Lokitty, Lokitty,

Where have you been?

I've been to Midgard,

To sadden Thorikins.

Lokitty, Lokitty,

Where have you been?

I've been to Asgard,

To commit a great sin.

Lokitty, Lokitty,

Where have you been?

I've been to Germany,

To show them whose king.

Lokitty, Lokitty,

Where have you been?

I've been to Manhattan,

To do some world dominating.

Lokitty, Lokitty,

Where are you now?

I'm saving Thor from his idiocy,

And finishing it off with a bow.

If you managed to understand this, give yourself a hug.

Every time you don't review, somewhere out there, Loki ends up with a Mary Sue.

You know it's wrong, so review, review, review!