Ironhide had seen many strange things in his day, but this had to top the list.

"Annabelle...why are you dressed up like a fox?"

The little blond hair girl merely shot one of her ice-melting five-year-old smiles up to him, looking like an impossibly cute fox that no hunter would dare shoot. She didn't answer though, but cupped her hands and whispered very quietly, to where even the weapon specialist's audio receptors couldn't even pick it up.

"What?" he asked, still baffled by the whole thing. When Annabelle only giggled at him, he turned to the nearest soldier for help. "What did she say?"

The soldier grinned at him. "WHAT is she?"

Ironhide gave him a confused look. "A human."

"No, what is she dressed up as?"

"A fox."

"And what were you asking?"

"What did she say?"

"Put the two together and..." The soldier waved his hand in a motion for Ironhide to continue his sentence.

"What did Annabelle dressed up as a fox say?"

There was a slapping sound as the soldier facepalmed. "No! Try again. But without 'Annabelle dressed up as'."

The Autobot stared confusidely at him but said, "What did the fox say?"

"~RING DING DING DING DINGERINGEDING!~"

Ironhide couldn't believe his optics. Mikelea, Sam, Epps, and Will all jumped out, their radio playing some music to max, each of them wearing fox costumes. As the lyrics continued, they all sang along, including Annabelle, dancing in sync.

"~GERING DING DING DING DINGERINGEDING!~"

Why did Ironhide get the feeling that this had all been planned beforehand?

"~GERING DING DING DINGERINGEDING! WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?~"

Skids and Muflap soon came in, yelling shouts of "Oh, man I love this song!" "This song's my jam, man!" Soon, there was more than just humans singing.

"~WA PA PA PA PA PA POW! WA PA PA PA PA PA POW! WA PA PA PA PA PA POW!

"~WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

"~HATEE HATEE HATEE HO! HATEE HATEE HATEE HO! HATEE HATEE HATEE HO!

"~WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

"~JOFF TCHOFF TCHOFFO TCHOFFO TCHOFF! TCHOFFO TCHOFF TCHOFFO TCHOFFO TCHOFF! JOFF TCHOFF TCHOFFO TCHOFFO TCHOFF!

"~WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?~"

"Thank Primus I found you, Ironhide!" Ratchet began, walking in. "I've been looking all over for yo-" He stopped short when he saw the humans (and Skids and Mudflap) singing, "~BUT IF YOU MEET A FRIENDLY HORSE, WILL YOU COMMUNICATE BY MO-O-O-O-ORSE?~"

The medical officer raised an optical ridge. "Do I want to know?"

"~HOW WILL YOU SPEAK TO THAT HO-O-O-O-ORSE?~"

Ironhide's optic twitched as he replied curtly, "No. You don't."


I-I'm sorry XD

It just had to be done XD

I have a feeling some of you hate me now and some of you love me *shrug* oh well!~