I think that when I say 'Ill update this weekend' my mind thinks I mean in the next two weeks. Sorry it took forever!
I'm splitting up the next two chapters, so if your question isn't in here, its probably in the next one, if it's not in the other. I lost it.
I don't own TMNT, blah blah. Enjoy.
Guest: If you guys had a sister that was a mutant turtle what her name be, what weapon would she have, what would her mask color be, what would she look like and what would her personality be like?
MICHELANGELO:
…Venus
DONATELLO:
Light blue Aqua mask…
RAPHAEL:
She looks like us and is really annoying. She cheats at cards to.
LEONARDO:
I'm pretty sure they didn't mean Venus guys. I think they want to make an OC.
RAPHAEL:
…Well that's stupid.
DONATELLO:
OC's can be whatever you want them to be.
MICHELNAGELO:
But make her like me. But not as cute as me… not as ugly as Raph… and make her a bunny!
LEONARDO:
*face palms*
Guest: Raph, why do you think Mikey should grow up? Hes adkrable the way he is!
RAPHAEL:
*crosses arms*
He needs to grow up and stop goofing around so he doesn't need me to save his sorry shell every day. Kid gets hurt pretty easy. *huffs* As if I care though.
Donnie, how do you think like you do?! Were you just born that way?
DONATELLO:
I've always been curious and with that curiosity comes knowledge!
…
And lots of bruises.
Mikey, what would you do if Raph pulled a prank on you?
MICHELANGELO:
That wouldn't be all that nice! Plus Raph's not good at pulling pranks! Only thing he's good at is punching people.
RAPHAEL:
*clenches fist, growls* We'll see who's good at punching people! *Tackles Mikey*
MICHELANGLO:
*Screams*
Leo, do you like bieng leader? Do you have any tips for a leader who hates her team and is stuck with them anyway?
LEONARDO:
I actually do like being leader because I get to boss my little brothers around, and if they don't listen, I tattle *Grins*
Maybe that's what you can do for your team! Just think of it as bossing people around. If you hate them, make them do crazy messed up things! That's what I do when I'm getting back at my bros for something.
RAPHAEL:
Hey! That's why you made us clean up the graffiti on the south side of the sewer!
MICHELANGELO:
You said that was for the community man! The Orphans!
Not cool dude! Not cool!
Casey, I hate your guts, go home, stay away from April and the guys and maybe leave the city. Aprittelo for ever!
CASEY: *Sighs, places chin in hand* Everyone's a critic.
April, if the world depended on you choosing donnie or casey, who would you choose?
APRIL:
Depends who I'm least ticked off with that day. Whoever isn't on the top of my annoyance list.
*Casey and Donnie look at eachother, their eyebrows raised and eyes wide*
Master splinter, which of your sons do you think is the most skilled?
SPLINTER:
My sons have each of their own talents.
Leonardo is his Leadership and determination.
Raphael, his strength and stubbornness
Donatello would be his ingenuity and his balance
And Michelangelo his agility and strong heart
Each of my sons are very skilled in their own ways.
Kraang, why do you want earth?
KRAANG:
Kraang wants what is known as all things. Kraang is what humans call greedy. Kraang wants all. Kraang needs all.
Kraang is better than you.
Kraang deserves all.
Shredder, why do you hate Splinter so much? And if you say that he 'stole' tang chen from you, I will personally rip your guts out and feed them to the crows!
SHREDDER:
Yoshi is low scum under my foot that needs to be chipped and thrown away! He does not deserve to have the pitiful life that he has gained. I am only wanting to rid the world of the disgusting trash that has gathered.
…
And he stole my beloved Tang Chen from me! He shall pay with his life!
Rahzar, why were you such a jerk to mikey? He just wanted to be friends!
RAHZAR: I would have never befriend a disgusting mutant! I have other things to worry about then some low life.
If you haven't noticed, I'm in a bit of my own predicament. I can hardly look at myself. *Growls* What I would give to become human again and destroy the turtles with my bare hands.
Dexter speckman, why are you so sensitive about your name?
BAXTER:
IT'S BAXTER STOCKMAN! *groans*
How would you feel if everyone got your name wrong? I mean, it's really not that hard!
Fishface, do you like your robo legs?
FISHFACE: Enough that I'm willing to get them dirty with your blood.
*Bares teeth*
I did not ask to be on this.
Guest: Hey Raph do you want to build a snowman? (gives mikey a giant pizza)
RAPHAEL:
UGH! I thought we were over with the Frozen crap!
MICHELANGELO:
*chews on Pizza*
It's ok Raphie, you can cry. I won't judge.
RAPHAEL:
*Growls*
Guest: This is for Leo and Raph:
-What do you both think about the fangirls(like me, please forgive me though)/fanboys that ship you two? What can you say? Huh?
RAPHAEL:
How were you're guys childhood?
LEONARDO:
Shipping us is like shipping fire and water. The water will only distinguish the fire. It just won't work out.
RAPHAEL:
I'd be the water.
LEONARDO:
What?
RAPHAEL:
Cause I would always win.
LEONARDO:
Oh no! I would be the water! You're the hot head here after all.
RAPHAEL:
Fine. Your puny trickle of water would never end these flames anyway!
LEONARDO:
Forget it! I'm a gigantic wave!
RAPHAEL:
Oh yeah! Well I'm a raging volcano!
LEONARDO:
The whole freaking ocean!
RAPHAEL:
The sun!
LEONARDO:
This ship will never sail. It's just not happening. Especially not over my waters!
RAPHAEL:
The bloody sun, Leo!
Taylovesbavin: Guys: Okay, where the crap r ur guys tails!? R they like, hidden or something cause turtles have tails!
*All look at eachother, Mikey looks behind at himself*
MICHELANGELO:
Donnie…
DONATELLO:
Mikey! We discussed this privately already!
MICHELANGELO:
… I wasn't listening…
DONATELLO:
Let's all just say we don't have tails!
RAPHAEL:
But Don-
DONATELLO:
We don't have tails!
LEOARDNO:
Don…
DONATELLO
NO TAILS!
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Raph: There r some people out there who think u hate Leo! (CRAZY right!) So could u describe how u feel about Leo so we can prove those jerks wrong!
RAPHAEL:
*looks over at Leo* …Uh, I'd rather not.
LEONARDO:
*leans forward and places elbows on knees and chin in hands*
Oh no, go ahead. I want to hear this.
RAPHAEL:
*huffs*
Fine.
Leo is a complete know-it-all who thinks he's so completely perfect, always telling us what to do and-
LEONARDO:
That's because I'm leader Raph-
RAPHAEL
AND He thinks he's better at me in everything!
LEONARDO:
Well…
RAPHAEL:
He's always sticking his nose in other people business, wondering where we're going, fretting over every single freaking scratch we get! Making sure we brush our teeth and not over work ourselves, like he does. He's a complete mother hen! *Pauses and looks at hands, swallows*
… He… is always the first one there… whether it be if we're in a tight spot in a battle… or if we have a… a nightmare or something…
He makes sure that we're all healthy and that we stay together as a family.
He's… Actually a really great big brother. *smiles slightly*
LEOARDNO:
Aww! Thanks R-
RAPHAEL:
No matter how much of a mother he is.
LEONARDO:
I am not a mother!
RAPHAEL:
Are to!
LEONARDO:
Are not! And that's finally! Say anything else and you'll be in your room! Which better be clean by the way!
… did you just roll your eyes at me?! Raphael!
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Raph: Why do u hate the name Raphie so much? Its SOOOO cute!
RAPHAEL:
*twitches*
And that is exactly why.
A warrior doesn't sound strong going by the name 'Raphie'
It's repulsing.
Raph: From Chap 96. So u have never cried Raph? *Shows Raph a SUPER sad story where he could not protect his bros and they die fanfiction book" Now lets see if u have never cried! *Evil Laugh*
RAPHAEL:
*Looks at brothers*
… They look safe to me.
*Leans back in chair, folds arms behind head* And the water works *blinks* Are turned off.
DONATELLO:
*Sniffs*
Did both of my arms have to get chopped off in the story?
MICHELANGELO:
*Wipes at tears*
Why'd you make me suffer? I'm so cute!
*Chocks on sob and throws arms around Raphael*
SO CUTE!
RAPHAEL:
It's fictional!
LEONARDO:
Yet so realistic! Raph, I don't know how you're going to live without us!
DONATELLO:
Don't worry Raph! We won't leave you! *hugs Raph with Mikey*
LEONARDO:
Don't cry! We're here! *Joins hug*
RAPHAEL:
GAH! Get off of me you bozos!
Raph: R u ticklish Raph? *Whispers 2 Leo/Mikey/Donnie, Pin him and test it! I DARE u!* (If u guys do it this is what u get Mikey: BEST pizza in the world! Leo: A personly signed picture of Captian Ryan Donnie- A picture of April at the beach in a Bikini!)
*Donatello, Leonardo, and Michelangelo all look at eachother and grin.*
RAPHAEL:
No. I am absolutely not ticki-
GAH! *Gets tackled by his three brothers* Let go of me!
*Donatello pinned down his arms while Michelangelo grabbed his legs, Leonardo cracked his knuckles*
What are you doing?! Let me- Ah! *Begins squirming as the three brothers unleash their tickle attack on him*
No! Stop it! Stop it! *Snorts, starts laughing*
STOP IT! AHAHAH! LET GO OF ME!
MICHELANGELO:
What's that Raphie? I can't hear you over your laughing.
DONATELLO:
Now, what was that about not being ticklish?
RAPHAEL:
HAHA! GET OFF! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Casey: Sorry everyone hates ya bro! I don't know why they hate u, I think ur pretty cool! And for who gets April I think both of u have a good chance at getting April, so no favs between u and Donnie, I like u both!
CASEY:
*Fists bumps with Don*
Bros before Does?
DONATELLO:
*Chuckles*
Uhhh… no.
CASEY:
*Rolls eyes*
Figures.
Piperup1030: Raph, how do you feel about Spike/Slash?
RAPHAEL:
*rubs back of neck*
He's… out there somewhere. I haven't exactly seen him for awhile and…
I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to join our team or anything…
But if he's happy, I guess I should be to. We'll see him again someday.
Raphril fangirl: To Donnie and Casey: Team Raph all the way! RAPHRIL ROCKS! Down with Apriltello and Capril nonsense!
*April and Raph take a side glance at eachother, slowly scoot away from eachother*
APRIL:
I've been liking the weather lately…
RAPHAEL:
Lucky you.
MICHELANGELO:
Now we just need a mistletoe…
RAPHAEL:
*Glares* How about you shut up instead!
DONATELLO:
*glares at Mikey* Yeah, you know the saying. Silence is golden. Ducktape is silver.
MICHELANGELO:
*Shrinks back*
You know… I've always shipped April with the toaster… but that's never gonna work out with Leo in the way.
LEONARDO:
How the heck am I 'in the way'?!
MICHELANGELO:
Him… always needing his toast.
LEONARDO:
Why are you dragging me into this!?
MICHELANGELO:
Poor April…
Fanfiction is hating me! I'm sorry this sucks, and its not as organized as I would like to have it, but oh well.
Hopefully I'll get the next update before Christmas. But you guys know me. You never know.
See ya later!