Author's Note-

SO I'M GONNA TRY A REWRITE AGAIN. For like the fifth time.

A lot of stuff is going to be changed, and I'm going to try to expand on certain concepts that I underutilized while trimming down on the unnecessary junk that I only realized I disliked about a year after the fact.

Witt's going to be reworked and nerfed, at least to the point where there's a consistent skillset and personality to work with. Witt's gimmicks, too, will be trimmed.

The tone of the story will probably be more consistent, though still fun and slightly cracky in places (this is a One Piece fic after all), and there will be no time-travel hijinks.

So, here's to avoiding dead-fic, spontaneous combustion, and the dreaded writer's block.

It might be a bit before I can get chapter one up, so don't freak out. I'm trying.

*EDIT*

The rewrite will stand on its own.