Chapter 7: Consider This Practice
As they walked through the aisles of the grocery store Adrianna was beginning to quickly regret letting the guys accompany her on this trip. "If they ask me for one more thing I swear to God…" she thought while pushing the cart around.
"I want protein bars?" Seth whined.
"You're the only one that eats those damn things Rollins...besides I want cupcakes…" Dean scoffed.
"And I want to get laid but I'll settle for Honey Nut Cheerios…" Roman pouted.
The guys continued to bicker amongst themselves occasionally turning to Aide to either beg for a particular food item or make a blatant suggestion for what she should buy. She tried to keep her composure but they didn't know when to stop pressing her buttons.
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" Adrianna shrieked causing all three men to freeze.
"Now I have had it with all of the whining and the I want this, I want that bullshit! I was being nice when I invited the three of you to come to the store with me but dammit everyone is getting on my last fucking nerve" she snapped.
Roman quickly moved to Adrianna's side putting his hands on her shoulders in an attempt to console her.
"We're sorry Bonita...aren't we guys?" he huffed, looking over at Seth and Dean. "Oh yes absolutely" Seth nodded in agreement. Dean on the other hand just stood there looking around drawing a searing glare from Roman.
"What?" he shrugged looking at the larger man.
"Aren't you going to apologize?" Seth chimed. "For what? Did I do something wrong?" Dean huffed. As he looked over at Roman he saw the big man's eyes go from being locked onto him to looking at Aide then back at him. Finally something clicked in Dean's head.
"Can we have tacos tonight?"
"God dammit Dean, seriously!" Roman snarled. "What? I was gonna fucking apologize if you guys had given me the proper time…" he shrugged.
"Fuck this! You idiots buy your own damn food, I'll be in the Jeep…" Adrianna groaned, storming out of the store. "Baby…" Roman called after her but didn't get her attention.
"Nice going Dean! Now how the hell are we gonna get a bunch of food for little or nothing? Aide is the discount genius and you pissed her off!" Seth whined.
"Seth just calm down alright? We can do this...we're smart guys" Roman said reassuringly. "Now let's just split up and find the stuff she has on this list. Strap up boys, we're getting groceries!" Roman yelled, startling an elderly woman that was passing by. "Ma'am" Dean nodded to the woman before he, Roman and Seth split up.
6 aisles, 4 items and 30 minutes later….
The three men met up in the front of the store.
"Fuck it...we need Adrianna to do this!" Dean grumbled. "I agree with Ambrose…" Seth sighed. "Let's go then…" Roman nodded towards the exit.
Adrianna was sitting in Seth's Jeep filing her nails as the guys all came rushing over to her.
"Bonita we need you badly…" Roman pleaded. "Yeah Aide we can't do this...hell we don't see how you do it" Seth retorted.
"I am so fucking sorry doll face! Will you please handle the shopping like you always do because you are a grocery goddess and we need you to survive and we're not worthy…" Dean begged apologetically.
Aide looked at all three men shaking her head, "You three get on my nerves again and I swear to God we're going straight home!" she ranted, putting her hands on her hips.
"We'll be good, we promise…" the guys said simultaneously which drew a wary look from Adrianna as the four of them walked back into the store.
"Never again…" she thought to herself as the group combed the first the aisle of the store and once again Seth and Dean we're all over the place.
"Idiots…" Roman thought as he slinked an arm around Adrianna's waist while they walked through the store watching Seth and Dean pick up any and everything.
"Rome...if we ever get married and have kids, when I need to buy groceries...I'm leaving their little asses at home" she grinned. "Well babe, consider this practice…" Roman chuckled as they went to the next aisle.