There was a gifset on Tumblr in which Maura mentions the word "marijuana". I thought it would be interesting to think about what might happen if Maura found a joint and smoked it. So it all began like this…

Maura finds a joint on the floor of Cailin's bedroom. She's about to flush it when she stops. It's something she has yet to try. "I really shouldn't," she thinks to herself,"It's illegal and dangerous"…

But for reasons she will never know, Maura decides to smoke the joint anyway. "For science" she rationalizes.

About an hour later, Jane comes wandering into the house, tired from chasing dead-end leads all day. She hears giggling coming from the living room. She walks around the sofa to find the Medical Examiner on her back, massive smile on her face, an open packet of Doritos on her chest, talking to Bass….

What follows is the result… Each Tumblr user who added to the story will have their own chapter, which means they will vary in length… Please note that this work is unedited. Also, I'm not even sure if this will be finished… depends on the creative minds that hang around Tumblr, I guess!

A/N: If you would like to contribute to this story, please feel free to PM me or you can find me on Tumblr at: elviswithoutthetassels . tumblr . com

A/N 2: A massive THANKS to kathyisweird for the title!