The Perverted Ninja

CH.3

A pervert in the waves

Hello everyone. I am so sorry for not updating so please don't hate me. I promise to never take this long again. First my laptop broke, then my sisters, then I had to wait to fix mine. But I'm back!

PLEASE READ: This is very important and I realize that I may lose some readers but Hinata will not get with Naruto at all. I do not like her so there might be some bashing on her, I am sorry if y'all don't like this but it's my story and I make the rules.

Also I'm going to be putting the jutsu in English since when I try to translate it on google translate it never works. So if y'all don't like this pm me and I'll try to find a way change it.

READ: Now I am putting up a poll for a question that is important to the story, so please check it out and vote.

Now every chapter will have a lemon some might have more than one.

Now for the reviews.

ThatGuy115: thank you for telling me about that or the rest of the story would have it.

Unnatural Leader: like I said I will do as you ask since she is one of my fav ladies.

Dage: read and find out.

ChoppedHige: finally someone understands me.

Skeek622: I know I messed it up a bit in the last story but in this one he most defiantly is.

Nighters625: some will be others will just be fuck-buddies.

Wolfang21: Actually Naruto won't get with her since I don't like her.

Rickjames196: Good to hear from you again.

Nicolia: Ask and you shall receive.

Ok that's all the reviews that need answers. So thank you to those who reviewed, favorited, and followed the story and me.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor any other characters I use from other books and movies.

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Naruto woke up to the feeling of somebody pressed up against him 'now this can't be right' looking up he looked at the back of Tsume's head.

Naruto smiled as he remembered last night. He then noticed that his dick was wet and looked down to see he was still in her.

MINI LEMON

Naruto got a good idea to wake Tsume up and started moving his hips back and forth while kissing the back of her neck.

When he felt Tsume moving back he knew she was awake but unlike last night he took his time and went slow. After a few seconds Tsume started moaning.

When Naruto was about to cum a few minutes later he felt Tsume tighten around him and couldn't help it and blew his load at how tight she got.

Tsume couldn't believe what she was feeling, she was used to fast, hard, rough sex, but this boy was going slow and made her feel different than any other guy normally would. After a few minutes of him fucking her she came more than she ever has with any man, and feeling his cum in her made her orgasm better.

LEMON OVER

Naruto smiled feeling her slump down and kissed her cheek. Getting up he found his clothes, got dressed, and left the room.

And walked into the one person he didn't want to "Hey its Naruto right? Did you have a good time?"

Smiling Naruto walked up to Kiba "Ya thanks for the invite, I had a good time especially with this girl that I spent the night with in that room." Naruto walked past the other boy and when he was next to him "And dude she is a super freak."

Smiling Naruto headed out the house heading to the academy for the team placement.

"NARUTO YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!"

Smiling Naruto made a run for it, till he remembered he could shunshin. When he asked someone what time it was he realized he was about to be late for class, so shunshining to class he walked in to see the rest of the graduates there minus Kiba.

Making his way up the isle he sat next to Ino and smiled "Hello Ino-chan."

Ino smiled and blushed when she remembered the kiss from last night. "Hello Naruto-kun. Are you happy that you graduated?" Naruto smiled and leaned next to her ear "I'd be happier if I'm on the same team as you." and kissed her cheek.

Now doing this had two effects. The first was Ino blushing like a tomato, and the other was making every girl who saw this jealous especially Hinata.

'That damn slut stealing my Naruto-kun away from me. I swear she will pay one day.' Everyone sitting next to her scooted away cause of the crazy look the girl had, which surprised them all since everyone knew Hinata was a sweet girl without a mean bone in her body.

Naruto smiled at Ino and leaned back in his seat looking around at who was there.

'Let's see seven clan heirs. Four males: Nara, Akimichi, Duck-butt Uchiha, and the Inuzuka giving me a death glare. Two females: the Hyuga and Ino. The rest are civilians with one who stands out from the rest with pink hair and a humongous forehead. I mean you could probably hit that thing with a kunai thrown from Iwa. Honestly though I can't tell if that's a boy or girl, I mean it has a girls face but the body of a 9 year old boy.'

Iruka walked in and saw that for once every kid shut up and focused on him. 'Now why can't they do that during class?' Shaking his head he walked to the front of the class and took out his clipboard "Well everyone congratulations on graduating. You have no idea how proud I am to see you pass, now all I have to do is give you your teams and then you little shits are out of here for good." Iruka said this with a big smile and all the kids were shocked.

"Before I announce the teams the kunoichi of the year is Sakura Haruno, and the shinobi of the year is Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto you are at the bottom of the class since you weren't here for the entire year and for your answers on the test yesterday, which was funny but a fail."

"Anyway the teams are as follows." Naruto zoned out looking down Ino's shirt again till he heard his name "Team 7 will be Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha, your sensei is Kakashi Hatake. Team 8 is Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Chouji Akimichi, your sensei is Asuma Sarutobi. Team 9 is still in circulation. Team 10 is Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, and Hinata Hyuga, your sensei is Kurenia Yuhi. Wait here for your sensei's and I am proud of you all. Peace out bitches."

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While Iruka was doing this Kakashi was on his way to the academy to be on time for once. However he was walking while reading his porn and happened to be walking past the one who hates perverts the most.

Kurenai Yuhi was walking down the street to meet her students when she saw Kakashi reading his porn, now on a normal day she would just glare at the man but today she was in a bad mood. Her and Asuma were having problems, her favorite tea shop was closed, and the hot springs were under renovations so they were closed as well. And seeing that book finally pushed her over the edge so she used one of her original jutsu "Ultimate pervert ball crusher no jutsu" and kicked him in the nuts so hard he flew across the village.

Her friend Anko who was walking next to her raised her arms in the air "Goal!"

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When Kakashi landed on the other side of the village he saw that he was right in front of the hospital and, while crying from the pain, dragged himself in.

When the staff heard the moaning of a man in pain they looked at the door and saw Kakashi dragging himself in they all got worried until they noticed that he was cupping himself. Seeing this the females turned away but the guys hurried over and seeing his condition they yelled "Call Dr. Hiko now, we have a code 4!"

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Kurenai walked into the classroom by herself since Anko got called away to the I&T building.

When she looked around she saw her students. Then she saw Naruto. Now Kurenai was sort of in a relationship with Asuma. They would go out a few times but he was never one for a committed relationship, so when she saw the blonde haired boy sitting there her first instinct was to jump the boy and ride him all day.

But she was able to hold herself back by the way he was looking at her. She knew that look a mile away. 'Great another pervert. I'll have to watch this one.'

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When Iruka left the room Ino looked at Naruto sadly "Man I wish we could have been on the same team." Naruto looked at the girl and smiled at her "Well I'm sure we'll see each other around. Don't worry Ino-chan."

Hinata watched the two talk and smile at each other. She was sad she wasn't on Naruto's team, but was happy Ino wasn't as well. She promised herself that she would get Naruto to notice her one day.

Naruto had been wondering who Sakura Haruno was till he heard what had to be a banshee's scream. Covering his ears he looked around and saw the thing with pink hair jumping and yelling something about Sasuke-kun and eternal love. 'So it is a girl, hmm I never would have guessed.'

Naruto was disappointed since he didn't get any girls on his team, cause he refused to admit that pinky's a girl till someone gave him good proof. Then he looked over at his other teammate 'Great I don't get any girls and I'm stuck with Mr. Grabby over there. I swear to Buda if he tries to cop a feel one more time ima kick his ass.'

It was at this point that the door opened and the whole class got quit waiting to see who it was.

When the lady walked in Naruto almost had a heart attack. He had never seen a woman so beautiful and when she looked at him with those red eyes he was ready to drop to his knees and profess his love for her right there.

'Oh my Kami-sama.' It took Naruto a few seconds to reboot, then he noticed that she was looking right at him.

When Naruto got a good look at her his training from Kurama came straight to mind 'Ok let's see slightly tall, sort of messy black hair, high DD, nice legs, and red eyes. That means it must be Kurenai Yuhi, genjutsu mistress and known pervert hater. She's gonna be hard to crack. Oh well I like a challenge.'

So with that over Naruto smiled at her then saw the look in her eyes, the one that meant I know what you're up to and it's not going to work, and decided to start small. So he stuck with the smile then looked back at Ino while pushing pheromones towards the older woman.

Once again Hinata saw the look her former caretaker had with Naruto and decided to put the woman on watch status but not full on hate.

As Kurenai collected her team she and Hinata looked back at Naruto without the other knowing.

Naruto smiled feeling there looks on him, even though he felt nothing for Hinata it was still nice.

After all the other students had left all that were left was team 7. "God this is just like Kakashi, always late no matter what. The only thing he'd be on time for is… That's it!"

Pulling a megaphone out of nowhere he walked to the window and opened it while his teammates were watching him.

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Kakashi was lying in a hospital bed waiting for the doctor to tell him the damage.

When the door opened Dr. Hiko walked in with a paper in his hand "Well Mr. Hatake from what the X-rays show we will have to conduct a testicular retrieval surgery."

Kakashi had a look of horror on his face "So you're saying I only have one ball right now?" The doctor walked over to the man "No you have both of your testicles but one is in the wrong place. Now you mustn't move around too much so I have to take you off active duty and-"

At that moment there was a loud voice heard all through the village "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A BUSTY RED HEAD LOOKING FOR A TALL SILVER HAIRED MAN TO FUCK ALL DAY?"

And like a bat out of hell Kakashi was through the window on his way to the voice. Dr. Hiko stood there with his mouth open staring at the shattered window before leaving "Their his balls he can do with them what he wants."

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At the academy Sakura and Sasuke were looking at Naruto like he was crazy, while Naruto was counting down on his fingers.

When he put down all his fingers a figure crashed through the window "I'm here my love!"

When the dust settled team 7 was staring at their sensei standing there ready to rip his clothes off at a moment's notice.

"Kakashi-nii I lied about the girl, I just wanted to get you here faster. Sorry." When Naruto said that Kakashi was on the verge of tears before he realized that this was his team and he has to look strong in front of them.

"That's quit alright Naruto you used deception to lure your target into a desired area. Good job." With that Kakashi walked up to the boy and grabbed him into a hug "It's good to see again Naruto. Now team 7 to the roof." With that he dropped Naruto and shunshinned to the roof.

Shrugging the trio made their way to the roof. When they got there they sat in a row in front of Kakashi who was sitting on a rail "Ok team let's start by introducing ourselves."

When he said this Sakura looked confused "Kakashi-sensei why don't you go first show us how it's done."

Naruto looked at the girl confused 'This is the smartest girl in the class. Really? What kind of idiot doesn't know how to introduce themselves?'

Shrugging Kakashi thought of what to say "Ok well my name is Kakashi Hatake, you're not old enough to know my likes, I dislike a few things, I don't really have any hobbies, and can't think of any dreams I have." Kakashi finished with one of his eye smiles.

The rest of the group just sat there not knowing what to say. "Pinky you next."

Said pinky sat up strait ready to speak "Well my name is Sakura Haruno; my likes are… my dislikes are Ino-pig, my hobbies… and my dreams…" The entire team was a little shocked since every time she paused she looked at Sasuke who was sitting next to her and was starting to wonder about his safety.

"Ok um next is you Mr. Sunshine." The Uchiha sat up not liking the nickname "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I don't really like anything and I hate a lot of things. My hobbies are training and reading my family scrolls, and my goal is to kill a certain man and restore the Uchiha name to glory."

When he was finished he sat back and stared of into space. Kakashi and Naruto looked at the boy like he was crazy while Sakura was staring at him with hearts in her eyes.

"Ok last but not least is you Naruto." Naruto decided to say the same thing he did to the class the day before "My name is Naruto Uzumaki my likes are ramen, and girls. And I don't really dislike anything. And I don't know what my dreams are."

"Good now that that's out of the way we can get started. The first thing we're going to do is… go home and wait for tomorrow for the real test. Be at training ground 7 at 7 am, and don't eat or you'll puke."

With that he shunshinned away leaving his students there shocked.

Naruto was the first to get over it and shrugged before shunshining home. When he arrived he saw the Hokage sitting there with a cup of tea. "Hey old man what's up?"

Putting down the cup of tea the Hokage looked at the boy with serious eyes "We need to talk, come and sit."

Worried Naruto sat down next to the man. "What I'm going to tell you may be a bit of a shock but you must wait till I finish before saying anything. I have kept this from you till I thought you were strong enough to protect yourself so here goes. Your father was the Yondiame Hokage Minato Namikaze, the one who sealed Kyubi in you."

The Hokage waited for Naruto to show some kind of reaction but the last thing he expected Naruto to do was laugh. And that's exactly what he did.

"Oh my god you had me worried I thought it was something serious. Whew you know how to scare someone old man."

Hiruzen sat there not knowing what to say. "Old man I knew the Yondiame was my father. It's kinda obvious if you look at me hard enough. Besides it's because of him that I met Kurama so I can't be mad. Also Kurama told me about my mom so you don't have to worry about that. "

The Hokage sighed with relief, he was worried that when he told Naruto that he'd snap and start screaming and hate him for the rest of his old as dirt life.

"Well then Naruto if that's it then I must be going now. By the way I heard about what happened with you and Tsume."

Naruto looked at the old man shocked "Kiba Inuzuka came to my office before class to request the right to kill you for sleeping with his mom. I must say, I'm proud of you my boy."

With that the Hokage vanished in a swirl of leaves. Naruto sat back thinking about what he's gonna do with his life because what he told his team and class was the truth, he had no idea what his dreams for the future are.

He was interrupted from his thinking by a burning pain in his arm. Looking down he saw that the tattoos on his arm were moving again. "Damn that's right I said I'd let you guys out for a bit."

With that in mind he shunshinned to a place that he heard was off limits to most people. So looking at the big ass gate blocking the forest of death he read the sign "No admittance without the Hokage's permission. Hmm well the old man won't mind."

So hopping the fence he tree hopped for a couple minutes so no one would see what he's doing.

"I hate this part. Animal seal jutsu: kai"

Slamming his hand onto the ground his tattoos slid down his arm leaving a burning feeling till they hit the ground and materialized in front of him. Looking around he looked at all the animals that he kept with him.

They were species he encountered in his travels that he thought would make good fighting companions. There was the lion that he named Mufasa, a tiger named Shere Khan, a panther named Bagheera, a bear named Baloo (If you don't know who these animals are you need to reevaluate your life),three wolves named Vane, Fang, and Fury, a cobra named Blue, and a little monkey named Marvin that he got not for fighting but to keep him company when he's alone.

"Well there ya guys go have fun, run around, and don't get killed, be back here in two hours." With that the animals all ran off to go kill things. He wasn't worried since they all bonded with him through Kurama's chakra so they're all a lot stronger than normal animals.

When he sat against a tree Marvin climbed up him till he was sitting on his shoulder chatting away like Naruto could understand him. Naruto thought it was cute till he started searching his hair for bugs to eat. He started feeling tired from the day and the peace and quiet of the forest was relaxing till his head dropped, out like a light.

Waking up feeling extremely warm he looked around and saw all the animals back from the fun in the forest curled up around him like a big ass furry blanket.

So wanting to get up he stood and walked to the middle of the clearing "Ok c'mon guys time to go back." When the animals gathered around he slammed his hand to the ground again and they disappeared turning into ink and sliding back up his arm.

Sighing he decided to head back to rest up for the test.

Shunshining away he never noticed the pair of brown eyes watching him.

Appearing in his apartment he laid down and like before was out in seconds.

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Now there are few things that are considered very very evil. I'm talking straight from Satan's anus. And one of those things is an alarm clock. They interrupt your sleep, your nice dreams, and wake you up way to damn early in the morning. That's why when Naruto's went off he smashed his fist into it several times till it shut up. Then slapped it into the wall.

"Damn, that's another one. I need to find another way to wake up." Getting up he did the morning cleaning process and dressed in his pants and jacket.

Looking at the clock on the wall he saw that it was 9:30 and decided he had enough time for breakfast. So after eating he shunshinned to training ground seven.

Appearing in front of his teammates he scared the crap out of them since they were half asleep from being there since seven in the morning and not eating breakfast. Then it happened "You're late!" that's right the banshee opened her mouth.

"Well actually you're not late till the teacher's here and since Kakashi-nii isn't here I'm not late."

It was at that exact moment that Kakashi appeared next to Naruto.

"Yo." Sakura and Sasuke stared at him like he was insane "Yo" Naruto answered then it happened again, pinky opened her mouth.

"Yo? That's all you have to say for being three hours late?! Are you kidding me?!"

Kakashi looked at her after the ringing in his ear stopped "Well I'd have been here sooner but a black cat crossed my path and then… you know what I'm not gonna lie I just didn't want to show up so damn early in the morning like an idiot. Now on with the test, you have to take these two bells from me. Since there are only two one of you will have to go back to the academy. You have till noon, and go!"

With that he moved to the center of the field and pulled out his Icha Icha book. When he looked up only Naruto stood there with a thinking look on his face. "You know Naruto you're not going to get the bell if you just stand there."

Naruto smiled and nodded then put his hands in the ram sign "Sexy jutsu!" and like that there was a very hot blonde standing there smiling at Kakashi with only clouds covering her private bits.

"Hey there Kakashi-kun why don't you give me those bells and we can go somewhere more private."

Now Kakashi is many things and one of them is strong willed. However when a beautiful and busty blonde is talking about some private time he found his resolve crumbling. "Naruto that's not going to work. I know that's really you in there."

"Aw Kakashi-kun doesn't want to play with Naruko-chan." Now it takes a strong man to resist the pouty face of a beautiful woman and Kakashi was beginning to fail at it.

However it was then that Naruto changed back into his normal self and smiled while walking over to a tree and leaning against it.

Everyone was confused now, though Sasuke would never admit that whatever Naruto does has Sasuke intrigued. "Um Naruto what are you doing? You still need to get a bell."

Naruto smiled at the man "You mean this bell?" Holding up the bell Kakashi was shocked and checked his hip and sure enough one was missing. "How? When?"

"Well when you said go and looked down into your book I had a special friend of mine sneak up and take one of the bells."

"What do you mean a special friend?" Naruto smiled and a little monkey dropped from the tree. "When no one was looking I summoned him and had him sneak around you and take one while you were distracted."

Kakashi was about to start asking questions when he ducked under a kick from behind and rolled away from the fist that would have connected with the back of his head.

Naruto smiled at the way Kakashi was playing with Sasuke since if he really wanted to Naruto knew Kakashi could wipe the floor faster with the emo than he did.

Sitting back he wondered how long it would take before Kakashi let the boy pass out. Turns out he didn't have to wait long cause Kakashi stopped hitting the boy and let him drop to the ground.

It was then that Sakura ran out to check on Sasuke and like an idiot didn't even think of what Kakashi would do if one of his 'attackers' ran at him. So doing the smart thing Kakashi didn't take a chance and kicked her in the head.

"Um Kakashi-nii you do know she wasn't a threat right?" Kakashi looked up from his book "Yup. I just didn't want to hear her yell at me for hurting Sasuke."

"Ah smart man. So what are we gonna do with them cause I want to pass, and I can't do that without them?"

Kakashi put his book down to look at the boy "Well Naruto the only thing you can do is beat me take the last bell and give it to them. It's that or fail."

Naruto looked at his teammates trying to figure out if it was actually worth it to work with them. Sighing he dropped his jacket and got into a fighting stance "Sorry Kakashi-nii but I have to pass this test, please forgive me."

Kakashi put his book away wondering what Naruto wanted to be forgiven for.

Naruto knew this was his one and only chance to get the other bell so he had to pull out all the stops.

So reaching into his pocket he pulled out a book. Kakashi's eye widened at the sight, it was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen.

That's right it was the new Icha Icha book and Kakashi watched in horror as Naruto pulled out a lighter and flicked it open holding the flame close to the edge.

"Now Kakashi-nii you have two choices. One, you go and refuse to give me the other bell and I light this first addition, advanced print, signed copy of the new Icha Icha book on fire. Or you give me the bell and the book, that won't be coming out for another few months, is all yours. What do you say?"

Now as stated before Kakashi is a strong willed man but there are just some things no man can hold out against and Naruto was holding one of them very close to the flame. So after a few seconds of serious thought Kakashi tossed the bell to Naruto's feet and caught the masterpiece that was Icha Icha.

Naruto smiled since he knew that would work all along he was just worried how close he'd have to get the book to the flame.

Naruto dropped the bells next to his teammates as they began to wake up "We passed." Was all he said to them as he looked to Kakashi for their next instructions.

"Um be back here tomorrow morning for training and missions and stuff. Bye." And with that Kakashi was gone in a swirl of leaves off for some private time with his new book.

Naruto smiled and began to walk away when he was called back "Hey loser how did you get the bell from Kakashi?"

Naruto looked back at the Uchiha like he was crazy. "Why in the hell would I tell you that duck butt?" It was at this point that Sakura decided to open her mouth.

"Don't you talk to Sasuke-kun like that he asked you a question so you better answer him loser."

Naruto looked at the pair in shock, these were his teammates? These are the people he has to work with and trust to have his back should things get hairy?

"Ok first you're not the boss of me, in case you haven't noticed we're the same rank so you have as much power over me as she does. Second I don't have to share anything with you guys. So you can shove it up your asses, later bitches."

And with that Naruto shunshinned out leaving Sasuke standing there fuming since the supposed dobe new moves he didn't. Sakura was happy Naruto left since it left her alone with Sasuke.

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Naruto appeared in the middle of the street outside Ichiraku ramen. He pushed the curtain aside and sat at the bar while grumbling "How dare that duck ass demand shit of me. I can't believe he's Itachi-nii's brother."

As he sat Ayame walked up to him and she couldn't help but blush. She wasn't used to hot guys coming to her shop so she didn't know how to react around him, before she remembered that it's Naruto, the boy she's known his entire life.

"Hey Naruto how's it going?" Naruto looked up and stopped his muttering of ways he'd like to hurt the Uchiha "Hey Ayame-chan I'm good, um can I have one of everything?"

Ayame giggled "One Naruto special coming right up." Naruto smiled at the girl and noticed the way she was looking at him, then watched her ass sway as she walked back into the kitchen to put the noodles on.

"Hey Ayame-chan are you seeing anyone right now?" Ayame froze as she walked back into the main room, 'Oh my god! What am I gonna do, I think he's gonna ask me out, but he's younger than me, but he's so hot, but would it be ok to date him, but he's so nice, but he's 12, but with that headband he's legally an adult. Oh god what do I say, wait a minute how long has it been since he asked me? Oh my god he's just sitting there staring at me, is he looking at me like I'm crazy? Oh hell no, I am not crazy I am just weighing the options of dating this 12 year old, blonde stud. Ok Ayame calm down and answer. You got this girl.'

Naruto sat there watching the indecision play in her eyes. Ayame smiled and walked up to the boy "Well Naruto-kun I'm not seeing anyone at the moment, why?"

Naruto smiled hearing the news "Well Ayame-chan I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me sometime, it'll be difficult cause of my ninja schedule but I'd really like to take you out sometime."

Ayame smiled at the thought of a date with him, and realized she would like to be in a relationship with the boy. "I'd love that Naruto-kun, how about next week?"

Naruto smiled at the thought of going out with Ayame even though he knew she wouldn't sleep with him on the first date, but to Naruto the chase was always fun. "Next week sound perfect, I'll pick you up Tuesday."

Naruto smiled and the two talked for an hour before Naruto had to head home.

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Naruto headed up the stairs to his apartment, humming thinking of all him and Ayame had talked about. News of his activities in the Inuzuka home had reached the public so Ayame new of the kind of man he was and as long as he made time for her she was ok with it.

Naruto noticed the stares he got as he walked home and had to say most of the girls stared at his crotch rather than his face or shirtless body. Smiling he went to open his door and noticed it was unlocked, so grabbing a kunai he prepared to kill whoever was in there.

He was shocked to see a female sitting on his bed. Still cautious he slowly approached the figure who was staring at him intently "Hello Naruto-kun. I'm sorry to break in but I needed to speak with you. My name is Yoshino Nara, Shikamaru's mother and I need your help." Naruto was surprised by this, which was the last thing he thought she'd say so slipping the kunai away he walked closer "What is it you need my help with?"

At this he noticed the woman turn a slight shade of red "Well… I um heard what you did for Tsume and I was wondering um if you could do the same for me." She finished in a whisper.

Naruto couldn't believe what he was hearing; this married woman was asking him to have sex with her. That threw him way off since he hadn't expected anything like that "Um, why do you want me to do this? You're married."

The woman looked down and Naruto saw a tear drop onto her lap "My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. All he cares about is drinking with his friends and playing that damn board game with my son."

Naruto walked over and took her hand as she cried; one thing he hated was a woman crying "Am I not attractive anymore? He hasn't touched me in years. But I can't leave him cause of our son. So please Naruto, will you show me the pleasure you showed Tsume?"

Naruto was torn, here was a beautiful woman asking him to have sex with her but she was married which broke his second rule. He pondered for a minute before answering "Normally I'd never do this but no woman should be treated like that. I would love to make you feel like a woman again."

*LEMON AHEAD, WHICH SHOULD BE OBVIOUS BY NOW*

Naruto cupped her cheek and kissed her laying her down on the bed, he decided to be gentle with her unlike Tsume.

Sliding her shirt up her body and over her head he had to stop for a second to admire the view. Yoshino had very nice and surprisingly perky d cup breasts hidden behind a lacy black bra; clearly she had dressed for the occasion.

Yoshino couldn't believe what she was doing; she's been married for 15 years. But on the other hand she hadn't been touched like this in 2 years. Feeling the boy gently squeeze and rub her impressive chest she let out small moans and whimpers.

Naruto smirked at the noises she made. After undoing the clasp he leaned down and took a nipple in his mouth licking and nibbling and the hard nub. Moving his hands down he undid her pants and pushed them down her legs, taking his head away from her breast he once again admired the lacy underwear.

"I didn't know what you preferred so I shaved." The woman muttered with a blush as Naruto slowly pulled her panties off. Smiling he bent down and slowly, teasingly licked up and down her lips and flicking her clit when he felt it. After a few minutes he had Yoshina gasping and moaning his name. deciding she was ready he stood and dropped his pants standing before the mature woman naked.

Yoshina couldn't believe her eyes, no way should a 12 year old be that hung. She rubbed her thighs together at the sight and laid back ready for him to take her.

Naruto smiled and laid over the woman kissing her body as he went before rubbing the head against her entrance. Slowly so as not to hurt the woman he pushed himself into her enjoying the tightness he held himself in her for a moment before pulling back and thrusting in.

Yoshina was surprised at the boy's gentleness before realizing that he was doing this for her instead of taking her like an animal as with Tsume.

Naruto had made love with a woman before but never like this. The last time there was an air of danger since she was a leader of a village and he a simple champion, so actually being able to take his time and enjoy a woman's soft body sliding against his was new but not unpleasant.

After a particularly deep thrust Yoshina let out a loud moan that went against her gentle seeming nature so when he felt her legs wrap around his waist he took it as a sign to move faster.

And that's exactly what he did after pulling all but the head out he slammed himself into her and after another encouraging moan he continued this action over and over, moving on from making love to fucking her.

Yoshina couldn't believe the things this boy was making her feel, never had a man filled her up so much or brought her this much pleasure.

Naruto knew his orgasm wasn't far off when he felt her slowly tighten around his cock so using some of Kurama's chakra he sent spikes of pleasure deep into the woman triggering a mind blowing orgasm in the woman and after a few more thrusts Naruto was right there with her, so with a scream from her and a yell from him they both orgasmed and collapsed onto the bed.

*LEMON OVER*

Naruto smiled down at her as he held himself up with one are, "I hope I made you feel like a woman again."

Yoshina stared at him surprised "Baby you did more than that." She giggles before leaning up to kiss the boy.

Naruto couldn't help but kiss her deeply before growing hard again in her. "Good because we still have all night." He smirked slowly rocking his hips.

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Naruto sighed as he walked to the Hokage tower with his 'team'. Yeah right, people he barely tolerated was more appropriate. Kakashi had yet to teach them anything of real value, duck butt was still being weird and creepy, and the banshee was still talking.

It'd been two weeks since he slept with Yoshina and a week after his date with Ayame. After explaining about his monikers in the ninja world Ayame was skeptical at first but so long as he made time for her she was okay with it.

They'd been doing nothing but d-rank missions and with the help of his shadow clones they'd gotten through an impressive number of them, more than any other team in history in fact.

As they walked into the office of the Hokage Naruto was barely able to keep his temper from sky rocketing but lost it at the sight of the damn folder. "Well lets see-"

"NO! No more damn D-ranks! No more fences! No more cats! I want a real mission or so help me kami I will prank you till you die old man." Naruto finished in a dangerous whisper.

His crew of tolerables couldn't believe it; nobody talked to the Hokage like that and got away lightly. That's why when the Hokage simply nodded they all stared wide eyed at the pair.

With a signal from the Hokage an Anbu opened a door in the wall and out stepped a man who rank of sake "Who'r yous? And whys he got a duck ass on his head?" the man slurred.

Naruto smiled and looked at the Hokage "We'll take him." After grabbing the folder he told his team and the drunk to meet at the gate in an hour.

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Standing at the gate he sighed he looked at the group of people, a porn freak, a drunk, an emo asshole, and a pink haired banshee. Yup this was his group and was damn ashamed of it. So setting off down the path he lead his group the land of waves.

(Gonna skip the brothers, y'all know how it goes.)

After dealing with twins Naruto and the group were on a boat though two of the five noticed it wasn't normal. After reaching shore they quietly hid the boat and started on the path through the forest before a load whistling sound broke the eerie silence.

Thinking fast Kakashi grabbed Sasuke and Sakura while Naruto grabbed Tazuna. After hearing a deep thud the group stood up to see the large sword in the tree and the figure standing atop it. Kakashi dropped into a fighting stance as he recognized the figure, "Zabuza Momochi, A-rank nuke-nin from Kiri."

What Kakashi didn't expect was for Zabuza to completely ignore him in favor of Naruto who Zabuza hadn't looked away from before speaking from behind the mask "Naruto-kun?"

"Hehe, hey Zabu-chan."

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And cut!

That's right I made Zabuza a girl, admit it, how many of you saw that coming?

Oh, most of you? well then…

I hope y'all liked it if not let me know, I'm a bit rusty on my writing and specifically my lemons so if you no likey let me know.

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