Twilight sat upon a throne in the town square, observing the perfect world she had created.
Yet of course everyone else saw it as torment and misery
"Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing," The draconequus pony said
"Boy am I getting some serious deja vu from this or what?" Discord said as he, Spike and Celestia suddenly appeared
Twilight sighed "This again?"
"I'll just cut to the chase," Discord said as he called upon the power of the alicorn amulet and unleashed a red beam of light into the sky, which then fell upon Twilight.
Or it would have if Twilight didn't quickly switch places with another pony at the last second
Discord in company could now saws Fluttershy with her wings back
"My wings!" she said surprised "Oh thank you..."
Twilight then turned her into a seat pillow
Stream came out of Discords ear in a cartoonish fashion "You! You! YOU HURT MY FRIEND FLUTTERSHY!"
A red aura erupted around Discord, and his black mane also became red, along with becoming more long and spikey
(Yep, I'm making dragonball z references)
"I got that amulet of Trixie and I can remove it from your neck as well!" Twilight said. A purple aura coming from her, along with the same hair style
The two overpowered creatures flew into the sky above and began there epic battle of chaos
Red and purple flashed of light illuminated the sky as each attack was unleashed
"Twilight, you look thristy. Have some chocolate milk!" Discord said tossing a cotton candy cloud full of explosive milk at her
The pony countered by summoning the Twi-cane. A scepter Discord had made for her during the adventure with his plunder seed plants.
"I'm not hungry!" she said swing the cloud back at him
Discord open his mouth and swallowed the whole cloud, followed by his gut violently expanding from it blowing up inside him
"BURP!" Discord belched
"Ah!" Twilight and everyone else said covering there ears from his loud burp. Discord even made a small earthquake occur
Yet this distraction gave Discord an opportunity to wrap himself around Twilight and attempt you cure her
"Time to be undiscored!" he saw about to touch her with his griffin finger
Yet Twilight poofed away again, this time behind Discord
"Bet you won't be so tough without this!" Twilight grabbed Discord by his horns and pulled off his head, followed by removing the alicorn amulet
"Oh no," Discords head cried, he was unharmed after losing it. Not the first time he lost his head after all
"Muwhahahahahaha! Twilight said
"Uh Twilight," Discord said
"What!?" she said
Twilight then saw the amulet was around the bit of neck left on his head
"Wait, if that's the amulet, then what did I...OH NO!"
BOOM!
Discord had made an explosive decoy of the amulet right when she grabbed his horns
"Ugh," Twilight said now on the ground, beaten and hurt
"Relax," Discord said "I'll make it all better,"
Discord touched her and she turned back into her pony self
"Geez that was a workout," Discord said grabbing a nearby apple and eating it
"NO!" the now edible Apple Jack said as she was eaten by Discord.
"I take her back to Canterlot," Celestia said
"Don't worry, I erased all her memories of my teachings," Discord said
"Wonderful," Celestia said flying off with Twilight "Now please fix up Ponyville,"
"Will do," he said snapping his fingers. Which made everything back to the way it was
"AH!" a pony shaped bulge said from inside the draconequus
Discord reached in and pulled out Apple Jack
"So...dark...So...wet," Apple said
"Maybe I better erase your mind to," Discord said
The end